FabSwingers.com forum: Excuses

By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

What’s the weirdest excuses you’ve had from someone having to cancel? I think I’ve heard them all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

My pet hamsters died or my sugar levels are low lol

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By *amierebelMan
45 weeks ago

nae danger.

Not sure I've actually had any I normally get the meet and it's me trying to think on my toes for an excuse to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

My cats getting neutered.

I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.

I don't have a cat though.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

"My cats getting neutered.

I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.

I don't have a cat though."

They don't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My cats getting neutered.

I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.

I don't have a cat though.

They don't know that"

This is true

I need to try and get a meet now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

They wanted to go for a run.

*true story.

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By *illan-KillashMan
45 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

A few years ago, (pre Fab) had to cancel because of a van fire in my road. Gas cannisters on board and the whole street was evacuated at 5.30 in the morning, many of us in pajamas. No wallets, house or car keys or mobile phones.

"Oh yeah, of (course) you were".

Later that day I was on telly being interviewed about it, my name was in the papers alongside a picture of my road barrired off, emergency police services in attendance and my car behind the barriers. I think it's still on the BBC news archive on line.

Mad excuses aren't always bullcrap. But they often are.

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By *imply DeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever

Forgot it’s his mum’s 50th birthday

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
45 weeks ago

ashford

Had one chap from pof allways came up with excuses ! His friend was really ill! His pipes out front burst! Amongst others! I did meet him a few times but he was very flaky still pops up now and then but can't b arsed with him anymore! X

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Forgot it’s his mum’s 50th birthday

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands

"My cats getting neutered.

I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.

I don't have a cat though.

They don't know that

This is true

I need to try and get a meet now!!"

Or a cat, probably be easier to get!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My cats getting neutered.

I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.

I don't have a cat though.

They don't know that

This is true

I need to try and get a meet now!!

Or a cat, probably be easier to get!

I know

this place SUCKS

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

They had reflected and realised that they couldn't bear to part with their furry friend (beard... They had previously offered to shave it off so I would meet them)

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Not sure I've actually had any I normally get the meet and it's me trying to think on my toes for an excuse to fuck off

Yes, me too been there. I try the got emergency work call.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
45 weeks ago

Sheffield

My nan has escaped and I need to go find her...

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My nan has escaped and I need to go find her...

Omgggggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My nan has escaped and I need to go find her...

Damn cod liver oil sends then wild!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
45 weeks ago

walsall

They’d just trapped wee willy in his zipper….

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My pet hamsters died or my sugar levels are low lol "

I swear, you don't want to meet a hypoglycemic diabetic with an erection.

It could have severe consequences!

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By *nnandElleCouple
45 weeks ago

Brackley

"They had reflected and realised that they couldn't bear to part with their furry friend (beard... They had previously offered to shave it off so I would meet them) "

That's fair enough though really - I'd never shave mine off just to meet someone.

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By *issmorganWoman
45 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

He had to look after his sisters dog at short notice

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By *uncouple31Couple
45 weeks ago

Walsall

We had a guy cancel a meet last minute because he had to wait in for four new tyres. It was seven o'clock at night?

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By *imply DeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever

"He had to look after his sisters dog at short notice

Of course.

I had one to suddenly remember his dog feeling lonely if left alone for a few hours.

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By *amierebelMan
45 weeks ago

nae danger.

Need some more of your excuses guys casually looking through one for an excuse no to go someone's the night and these are shite no offence

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By *acavityMan
45 weeks ago

Redditch

The oil in her car was frozen.

It was cold, but not that cold.

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

"What’s the weirdest excuses you’ve had from someone having to cancel? I think I’ve heard them all!!"
My snake escaped its cage and i have to find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I'm polishing my bald head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"Forgot it’s his mum’s 50th birthday

I had one like that, wonder if it was the same guy lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline

One lady, frighteningly, claimed she'd been diagnosed with cancer

Covid is the new go to excuse I'm hearing at the moment

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By *orny PTMan
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

blocked

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By *hawn ScottMan
45 weeks ago

london Brixton

I may have explained before but it the last years of my marriage that my wife put on weight and was self conscious

There is a couple on here that we arranged a club meet with. They are veterans and never thought they would consider us. At the club my wife flipped as the girl is smoking hot and wanted to leave . So we left. I apologised next day and talked about rearranging. I got "you had your chance and blew it" then blocked

Harsh but fair I suppose

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By *amierebelMan
45 weeks ago

nae danger.

"Need some more of your excuses guys casually looking through one for an excuse no to go someone's the night and these are shite no offence

Sorted it myself useless $#*##

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
45 weeks ago

Reading

Just not feeling it. Laaaaame

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By *ob.42Man
45 weeks ago

Near Yarmouth

Today, "the kitchen cabinet door fell off, and I'm waiting for the man who's going to fix it."

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I was once driving to meet someone and the car in front of me left the road, smashed into a tree and burst into flames. Me and another couple dived out and dragged the guy out of his car, called 999 etc.

I ended up continuing onto the meet but was very late. I actually took a picture of the car because I didn’t think they’d believe me (I’m not sure i would!)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The weird excuse was us. I fell over, bruised my bum and couldn't walk properly. Let alone do the sex.

Also beating you F!

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"The weird excuse was us. I fell over, bruised my bum and couldn't walk properly. Let alone do the sex.

Also beating you F!

Mrs Julie did you just post that to take me off the bottom?!!

(And then a funny joke about you being on the bottom)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'I was about to leave the house and my elderly neighbour stopped me and asked if I could help him rearrange his furniture'

That's good of ya

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By *urvelover87Man
45 weeks ago

stevenage

"What’s the weirdest excuses you’ve had from someone having to cancel? I think I’ve heard them all!!"

Once, I had someone cancel cause they apparently forgot that they had a flight and holidays booked for that day.

At least they were nice enough to put a sentence together and let me know instead of the usual ghosting/block on the agreed meet date

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By *uri00620Woman
45 weeks ago

Croydon

Some that seem ludicrous excuses aren't. I cancelled because I was asked to put a hamster out of his misery by a friend. By the time I got home it was pretty late.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
45 weeks ago

Liverpool

I had arranged a social with a couple but hadn't exchanged messages for a couple of days beforehand so I sent quick message to check we were still going ahead.

This resulted in me being told that I was questioning their integrity and getting blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"I had arranged a social with a couple but hadn't exchanged messages for a couple of days beforehand so I sent quick message to check we were still going ahead.

This resulted in me being told that I was questioning their integrity and getting blocked

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By *zeroMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"The weird excuse was us. I fell over, bruised my bum and couldn't walk properly. Let alone do the sex.

Also beating you F!

Mrs Julie did you just post that to take me off the bottom?!!

(And then a funny joke about you being on the bottom)"

Of course I did. It's true though.

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By *ewcatWoman
45 weeks ago

Berkshire

"What’s the weirdest excuses you’ve had from someone having to cancel? I think I’ve heard them all!!"

He stubbed his toe.

Yeah really.

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By *ex HolesMan
45 weeks ago

Up North

My crabs haven’t cleared yet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
45 weeks ago

North West

"My crabs haven’t cleared yet"

I caught crabs from twenty paces off this bald bloke in St Helens once. True story.

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

My nipples are really sore.

It was only a bloody social!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

His mum wanted to take him out to dinner for his birthday, and he only found out 1 hour before he was supposed to be meeting me, despite living at home with his mum and not having been to work all day...

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By *illen5Man
45 weeks ago

Bath

It's so difficult to make connections and to arrange to meet that I'm amazed that people cancel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Ok so today’s is probably the funniest/most pathetic I’ve heard……

Ro_bert says he’s been to two shops for condoms but can’t get any because apparently doctors have to prescribe them now, so we can make do with a massage and oral……..

Ummmm nooo we can’t! Blocked!

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