FabSwingers.com forum: Tradesman

By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

Ladies what are you thinking when a joiner plumber etc arrives at your door?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

They probably think how many new jobs I didn’t know i needed is he going to find?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Usually they that they are late to the site

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By *rsmith21zMan
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Usually they that they are late to the site"

Should be on soon lol

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By *offiaCoolWoman
45 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Firstly amazed they actually turned up, then hope they complete the job without loaded sexual hints.

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By *ean counterMan
45 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

You should be thinking "how much is this thieving b'stard going to screw me for" !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
45 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm usually thinking I hope he or she can fix the problem

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Maidstone

There's a guy on here proudly announce on his status he's a builder and would do jobs for payment in kind...

Turns out he likes filling holes but not with Polyfilla... Pppfffttt...

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"There's a guy on here proudly announce on his status he's a builder and would do jobs for payment in kind...

Turns out he likes filling holes but not with Polyfilla... Pppfffttt...

I think he spends too much time on Pornhub!!

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Ladies of substance and sensibilities will hopefully expect the 'tradesman' to behave impeccably, to perform his duties with deft, competence and professionalism, and then depart leaving a delighted customer.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Central

I can enjoy the company of a tradesman but if I've a job that needs doing, I'd be interested in keeping the work separate from the sex with him

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By *a LunaWoman
45 weeks ago

South Wales

“Hurrah, they turned up!!”

Is usually what I think when any tradesman knocks on my door

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Time to put the kettle on

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By *issmorganWoman
45 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

That I hope they can fix whatever it is they've come to do.

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By *lex.88Man
41 weeks ago

Edgware

??????

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By *luebell888Woman
41 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"That I hope they can fix whatever it is they've come to do. "

Without costing an arm or a leg.

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By *lex.88Man
41 weeks ago

Edgware

We spend a lot of money to run the business!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I once saw my ex helping wind tape around the plumber's finger. He'd cut himself on a sharp edge and she rushed to the rescue holding his finger and winding this plaster tape around it. I knew she really wanted to be squeezing his cock and wrapping something around that, by the way she held his fingers and looked at him. He did have nice eyes to be fair and a good strapping young lad. If I hadn't been at home, I'm sure they would have been fucking.

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By *eedshandymanMan
41 weeks ago

leeds

Must be at wrong house multi skilled here??

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Covering the northeast and Yorkshire area

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

"Covering the northeast and Yorkshire area "

It's like gold dust, trying to find one

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By *onameyet2Man
39 weeks ago

chorley

I’ve given up and do my own

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

"Must be at wrong house multi skilled here??"

What sort of jobs can you do? Sometimes multiskilled could mean not expert though not always of course

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By *icolerobbieCouple
39 weeks ago

walsall

"Ladies of substance and sensibilities will hopefully expect the 'tradesman' to behave impeccably, to perform his duties with deft, competence and professionalism, and then depart leaving a delighted customer."

Yes, always, and if they could fix the central heating as well that would be a bonus.

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By *ornyC1984Man
39 weeks ago

Leysdown

Yes, always, and if they could fix the central heating as well that would be a bonus."
I would defo want to fix you then the heating lol very sexy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
39 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"“Hurrah, they turned up!!”

Is usually what I think when any tradesman knocks on my door

Do they use your tradesmen’s entrance

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By *a LunaWoman
39 weeks ago

South Wales

"“Hurrah, they turned up!!”

Is usually what I think when any tradesman knocks on my door

Do they use your tradesmen’s entrance

Yep. They smash my back doors in

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Ladies what are you thinking when a joiner plumber etc arrives at your door?"
about time you were suoposed to be here a week ago

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

"Ladies what are you thinking when a joiner plumber etc arrives at your door?about time you were suoposed to be here a week ago

A week is not bad going

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By *tylebender03Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m a Carpet Layer...

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

"I’m a Carpet Layer..."

Not at that stage yet. Will let you know when is time for the new carpets to go down

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