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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.

I’m assuming I’m not the only one?

Would love to hear your experiences…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Thankfully nothing more than the obligatory grazed knees and carpet burns for me.

Oh, and a few erect nipples in the eye

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

I hear a split frenulum is rather painful….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.

I’m assuming I’m not the only one?

Would love to hear your experiences…"

Sorry to hear of your injury. If the nice lady still needs serviced then I’ll sub for you until you’re back to full health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only injury I've had is a sore tongue and frenulum from too much cunnilingus

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Does heartbreak count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does heartbreak count? "
only if it occurred during the act babe

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Does heartbreak count? only if it occurred during the act babe"

Harsh but fair…

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does heartbreak count? only if it occurred during the act babe"

God imagine being dumped post-nut before he’s even pulled out? Horrifying.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I pulled one of the muscles at the top of my enormous..:.

No. No I haven’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a bruised ego count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does heartbreak count? only if it occurred during the act babe

God imagine being dumped post-nut before he’s even pulled out? Horrifying. "

That is actually horrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up on episode of bizarre ER….. my partner in crime bailed me out I think!

Her explanation of how I slipped onto her 12 inch dildo was perfect

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Quite a few ladies have expressed they were well sore after a gangbang. If that counts?

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By *ellaboo400Couple
over a year ago

Gorebridge


"Thankfully nothing more than the obligatory grazed knees and carpet burns for me.

Oh, and a few erect nipples in the eye "

Your own eyes?

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

I once got my fingers stuck down the side of the bed during a vigorous session. The poor lady had to dismount and pull the side of the bed to release them!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.

I’m assuming I’m not the only one?

Would love to hear your experiences…"

Could've been a worse string. The banjo. Oooft happened to my mate when he caught it in a zipped. He nearly bled out lol.

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By *hris16Man
over a year ago

some where near by

I did my banjo string years ago, wow that was painful and loads of blood lol

Couldn’t perform for a few weeks until it all healed up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got headbutted by orgasaming female black eyes instant soft lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.

It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .

I’m not good at trying to be sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did my banjo string years ago, wow that was painful and loads of blood lol

Couldn’t perform for a few weeks until it all healed up lol "

Ouch

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.

Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve ached the day after.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Vigorous sex with hubby saw us both getting a dose of cystitis. Having a piss wasn't fun for a week, but cured by drinking plenty of Cranberry juice.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Thankfully nothing more than the obligatory grazed knees and carpet burns for me.

Oh, and a few erect nipples in the eye

Your own eyes?"

Yes indeed; They lean forward and an errant nipple spears me in the eye like a cruise missile.

Mind you, I’m not complaining as such

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.

Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just "

*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought*

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By *usurrusCouple
over a year ago

North West.

A very bruised and stunningly coloured (almost artistically so) cock following a meet. No pain at the time and everything continued to work. Personally, we think he was just attention seeking.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.

Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just

*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought* "

It’s fine we can do it the other way . I’ll even put an erect nipple in your eye

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.

It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .

I’m not good at trying to be sexy "

You and shoes are a danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs loves me rubbing her clit... So much so that I sustained repetitive strain injury lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss P red eye during a bukkake now wears glasses when doing so

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.

Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just

*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought*

It’s fine we can do it the other way . I’ll even put an erect nipple in your eye "

Joist them in my pupils

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

I've strained muscles as well.my friend so feel your pain in a tear

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.

It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .

I’m not good at trying to be sexy

You and shoes are a danger "

Hahahaha. Yep. I shouldn’t wear heels

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I gave someone a black eye once!

We had slid down the bed, and as I came up to shuffle back up the bed, he came down to pull me up and I cracked his cheekbone with my head!

I also broke a toe, on a bed leg, not the same time though.

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

I got insect bites all over from shagging in the woods ages ago so did the lady I was with, wasn't funny at the time, but I can laugh about it now

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Had an overly enthusiastic blow job from a nibbler a few years ago.

Didn't notice any damage till the next day when I jumped in a bath full of hot water.

Ouw OuwOuwOuwOuw hot hot hot hot.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The torn banjo...ouch

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

With a GF I pushed her knickers to one side and mounted missionary style, the seam of her knickers sprung back on to my shaft, I could feel it at the time but with passion running high and sex releasing natural pain killers in the body I ignored it, afterwards it looked like some one had took a file to my nob and scored a 3"x1/2 inch straight line, took ages to heal and my undies stunk of germolene for weeks

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I got a very nasty gash in my, well... my gash. Thanks to a very large and stunning engagement ring - which sadly wasn't mine!

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By *ochdale lad2019Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Split my bango string

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"With a GF I pushed her knickers to one side and mounted missionary style, the seam of her knickers sprung back on to my shaft, I could feel it at the time but with passion running high and sex releasing natural pain killers in the body I ignored it, afterwards it looked like some one had took a file to my nob and scored a 3"x1/2 inch straight line, took ages to heal and my undies stunk of germolene for weeks"

Yep. Been there. Fucking with knickers on is so much better than making love without. I had a serious friction burn through this. Pumping through the pain barrier lol, knowing that once it's all over there is gonna be a whole lot of discomfort and celibacy.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Sadly I’ve split the frenulum. Happens in certain positions. Maybe time to see a doctor but way too embarrassed to go.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Foreskin tears they're a bloody pain

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Yeah stage1 banjo and bite marks. Nearly blacked out after the banjo, it bled so much. I swear I gained a half inch though.

Other than that, cramps, probably a broken toe.

A lot of sex positions are bloody stupid. You can’t get leverage/traction.

I think in future I’ll just sit in a high-backed chair and demand to be satisfied.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Ella broke one of my ribs once.

G

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Worst I’ve had is sore cock, cystitis , bruises and bites.

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Not me but a friend of mine is a paramedic and last year

Attend a flat .A large guy answered door and said follow me and went into bedroom to be greeted with dildos on floor and a female on bed he thought oops a Dildo gone wrong but no, sticking out of the ladies lower region was a large carrot that the pelvic girdle had closed on as it was inserted fat end first .a trip to theatre followed to dice the carrot iam sure they won't be trying that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only injuries I’ve come out with where a cramp fucking in backseat of my old Fiesta & quite severe scratches on my arm and shoulder from my fuck buddy! she claws and shakes like a leopard having a seizure when she cums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HEART BREAK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mrs loves me rubbing her clit... So much so that I sustained repetitive strain injury lol "

Think you go to A&E FOR THAT

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By *ittlelad69Man
over a year ago

clay cross


"I did my banjo string years ago, wow that was painful and loads of blood lol

Couldn’t perform for a few weeks until it all healed up lol "

I did my banjo to when I was younger fucking hurt like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingermark bruises on my neck which took quite some explaining to work colleagues.

Legs so stiff that I ached for days afterwards and far, far more than a 100 mile cycle ride.

It was definitely worth it though

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

First off im not young but has sex last week as tho I was young again it was fantastic . then it felt as though

I'd had my insides pulled out of my chest fell rough for days after thank fuck its gone now. Got round 6 six come up at the weekend but this woman going to be the death of me but what a way to go.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whilst handcuffed and blindfolded, I rolled off the bed onto the bottom drawer of the bedside cabinet which was open....badly bruised and scrapped my shoulder

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Whilst handcuffed and blindfolded, I rolled off the bed onto the bottom drawer of the bedside cabinet which was open....badly bruised and scrapped my shoulder "

Ouch

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Had to sit on the back of a motorbike for 350 bumpy kms with an extremely bruised bottom after being spanked. It was both painful and embarrassing when the tour group stopped to swim at a waterfall and I only had a skimpy bikini to wear!

Slipped in the shower hit my head and got concussion

Unable to sit down for 2 days after a particularly long and vigorous weekend

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Friction burn from her knickers.

Nerve damage to my neck when her teeth clamped on during an orgasm, took about 4 months for sensation to return to the patch of skin affected.

A lady who bragged she was amazing at blowjobs, tooth marks and her hand slipped off managing to punch me in the balls so hard I had to stop her carrying on.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Have got the odd stitch when doing it

Also have stroked to hard and got very sore and red before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im stood at the end of the bed, girls on her back and ive got her legs on my shoulders , we were in long pounding mode , shes rubbing her clit, and i pull out that little too much, slip and slide towards her fingers, next minute theres blood pissing out of my helmet! That one hurt and sadly was the end of him for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprained wrist.

Or do you mean sex with other people?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Broke two ribs kick boxing last month.. can't say I've had a sex injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.

It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .

I’m not good at trying to be sexy "

Lol....that's just too funny....I can just picture the scene right now

I can only imagine your faces when ye heard the crashing glass lol....

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"Only injury I've had is a sore tongue and frenulum from too much cunnilingus

"

"Too much cunnilingus"? That concept does not compute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to break both bones in my lower leg while at a swingers club - was in an external fixator for a year.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...sometimes if he's just shaved I get a bit of a burn on my lip from kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the worst was a third degree burn which was caused by a flamethrower. And the second worst was the fish finger that got stuck in my cervix and caused a severe case of thrush. At least it is always a funny story to tell at the dinner table.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Wednesbury Cams

Mr broke his toe in a club at a glory hole.

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