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"I like your style. Best of luck finding what you're looking for " | |||
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"I'd like to, but as I'm neither black, nor Thai, I don't think I'd be eligible "Oh gosh I think I’ve narrowed down the applicant pool with my parameters  | |||
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"Ok fine but if you pinch my chips im not going to be ok with it! " Touch my food, feel my fork! Ps, it’s too posh for chips. It’ll be poussin et pomme des frites. | |||
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"Ok fine but if you pinch my chips im not going to be ok with it! Touch my food, feel my fork! Ps, it’s too posh for chips. It’ll be poussin et pomme des frites." Too posh for me son! I’m out! Best of luck! | |||
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"Ok fine but if you pinch my chips im not going to be ok with it! Touch my food, feel my fork! Ps, it’s too posh for chips. It’ll be poussin et pomme des frites. Too posh for me son! I’m out! Best of luck!" Cheers mate. I’m waiting for the flood of applications to come rolling in | |||
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it. The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre." Maybe they’ll pick a yard of ale so it lasts a while | |||
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it. The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre. Maybe they’ll pick a yard of ale so it lasts a while " That’s the dream! | |||
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it. The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre." I’m not sure I like your sarcasm sir. I’ll have you know that my inbox is up to the capacity that some of the single ladies on here get! I’m going to have a weeks worth of work sorting through the messages | |||
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"I'd like to, but as I'm neither black, nor Thai, I don't think I'd be eligible " Oh Tina, it's good to have you back. | |||
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"Dull chat, not full chat! " I'm out, I only like full chat! | |||
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"I’ll come with you. I look great on someone’s arm" Does that make you his black tie?  | |||
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"I’ll come with you. I look great on someone’s arm" Great stuff. You’ll have to get yourself there and also pay your own cloakroom fee. I’m not made of money you know. | |||
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"I'd like to, but as I'm neither black, nor Thai, I don't think I'd be eligible " | |||
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take! Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat. Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though. I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications "Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though.  ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function ) | |||
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"I’ll come with you. I look great on someone’s arm Does that make you his black tie? "Nah, he isn't Thai.  | |||
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it. The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre." You nailed too Nero | |||
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take! Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat. Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though. I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )"* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira | |||
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take! Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat. Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though. I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )
* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira "Nowt wrong with being more Elvira! | |||
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take! Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat. Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though. I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )
* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira
Nowt wrong with being more Elvira! "I haven't had too many complaints! | |||
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"So if your inbox is full of applications why is this thread still up? One complimentary drink? Nah. " Negotiate then! He might throw in an extra one and steal one of the Ambassador's Ferrero Rocher too. | |||
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"So if your inbox is full of applications why is this thread still up? One complimentary drink? Nah. Negotiate then! He might throw in an extra one and steal one of the Ambassador's Ferrero Rocher too." That’s extravagant. I might let the successful candidate have my chocolate that comes with the coffee | |||
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"Sounds great!! Let me know if you go to one in Manchester "Sorry to disappoint you but Manchester is far too exotic for a southerner like me. | |||
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"What’s the pudding options ? " it’s normally a Crème Caramel or Baked Alaska. | |||
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"What’s the pudding options ? it’s normally a Crème Caramel or Baked Alaska. " Will there be canapés? | |||
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"What’s the pudding options ? it’s normally a Crème Caramel or Baked Alaska. Will there be canapés? " Goes without saying | |||
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"What’s the pudding options ? it’s normally a Crème Caramel or Baked Alaska. Will there be canapés? " Asking the right questions | |||
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"What’s the occasion?" It’s a Livery Company dinner | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit "Righto, bring your poshest voice | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voice"I'm ideal i already have a posh voice | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice "Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham? | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?"Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol "It’s an acquired taste | |||
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol
It’s an acquired taste "lol yes hey I've got a bottle of procecco in the fridge  | |||
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"Do I have to wear a posh frock? " Of course | |||
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"Any amuse bouche between courses? "Sorbet to clear one’s palate  | |||
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"What’s the occasion? It’s a Livery Company dinner " Oh dear, sounds offal. | |||
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