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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Pure muscle innit. Heavier than fat. Only possible explanation

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pure muscle innit. Heavier than fat. Only possible explanation"

That's what I have to tell myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm nto overweight i'm under tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMI is 1 useful metric to assess how big someone is

A good doctor will never use 1 metric to make a definitive statement

If you work out there’s a good chance you got some muscle carrying some of that BMI

Although, BMI should be seen as less of a test about “fatness” and more a test about how much stress your heart is under

Being heavier, whether it be fat or muscle, places extra stress on the heart and for optimal health and longevity we should all be aiming to be in a healthy BMI range

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm overweight now! But every cloud I was obese! Lol! When my diabetic nurse told me I was amused! Mind u she said couple weeks ago I've not lost any weight since last review! Opps! x

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m obese according to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This actually just made me check mine out of curiosity. I'm apparently overweight

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

In all seriousness BMI is a useful indicator but shouldn't be taken as definitive. At the other end of the scale I lost a lot of weight some years ago to the point of looking skeletal. BMI said I was a 'healthy' weight but that was bollocks

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Overweight and old

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

BMI is a complete waste of time.

According to BMI, if your 5 foot 10 and 15 stone after being in the gym 5 times a week for 5 years, your clinically obese..

Loads of other, better ways to find out if you're overweight and need to lose weight.. Honesty is the best by far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

You’re 33 now. Old age doesn’t come alone.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS

You’re 33 now. Old age doesn’t come alone."

Fucking tell me about it!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, apparently I'm actually in the supposed range for correct BMI.

If I ever needed confirmation that I need to eat more, that's it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I just want to eradicate my Fatherly Bod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS

You’re 33 now. Old age doesn’t come alone.

Fucking tell me about it!"

Just wait until hair starts growing in places that it never used to. Pubes start growing on your shoulders.

Your nasal hair makes a sprint for your top lip.

Your ears decide they want to sprout some exceptionally long and dark hairs.

Skin tags start appearing and growing. You have to learn how to deal with these little bastards before you can’t wear a t-shirt because it looks like you have 5 nipples.

Then salt n pepper in your hair becomes enclaves of pure white. To saying nothing of what happens to your pubes (probably why so many older swingers shave them off)

Say goodbye to your chances of growing a strong dark beard. Bits of white will always be visible.

None of which affects your mood, but one day you’ll wake up and wonder when was the last time you went to sleep without a mid-sleep trip to the toilet for a piss. You’ll be permanently knackered and grow into a grumpy old bastard.

Getting older is a shit show of terrifyingly grotesque things that happen to your body. I’m scared to find out what’s coming next.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"I’m obese according to that "

I’m close to being obese - getting my jaw wired

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't think BMI is useless, as is often claimed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big brother is a body builder, won many awards and his BMI lists him as overweight.

It doesn’t distinguish between fat, bone mass or muscle. Body fat percentage is probably a better indicator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My big brother is a body builder, won many awards and his BMI lists him as overweight.

It doesn’t distinguish between fat, bone mass or muscle. Body fat percentage is probably a better indicator. "

But………. If you’re not a body builder then, possibly, y’know

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look "

Probably the right way to think about it. Online there are examples of torsos at different body fat levels so OP you can see where you are. Apparently around 15% is a maintainable and healthy level but you won't have defined abs either.

I'm around 20% but going to the gym to weight train 5 times a week for a over a year . I have only started sorting my diet out to suit in the last 4 months especially as I wasn't on enough protein. Had a massive blip due to surgery, Xmas and was then ill where I just wanted carbs for days and no gym for 6 weeks.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"My big brother is a body builder, won many awards and his BMI lists him as overweight.

It doesn’t distinguish between fat, bone mass or muscle. Body fat percentage is probably a better indicator.

But………. If you’re not a body builder then, possibly, y’know"

I'm on the high end for BMI. My waist height ratio says dangerously underweight. I have very little muscle mass and what fat there is is not dense. When it comes to tall females it's definitely out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My big brother is a body builder, won many awards and his BMI lists him as overweight.

It doesn’t distinguish between fat, bone mass or muscle. Body fat percentage is probably a better indicator.

But………. If you’re not a body builder then, possibly, y’know"

Well no, you can have a lot of muscle and not be a body builder & BMI still be inaccurate for you, like I said it doesn’t distinguish fat, muscle or bone mass, but can still be useful for heart disease risk.

Body fat percentage is more accurate.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I don’t need to check my BMI to see if I’m overweight, I can just look in the mirror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fat bastard.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I’m heavy boned

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

BMI is a poor scientific tool but oddly still vastly used.

It doesn’t consider body type, muscle mass etc

Still features heavily in healthcare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t need to check my BMI to see if I’m overweight, I can just look in the mirror! "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same babes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t need to check my BMI to see if I’m overweight, I can just look in the mirror! "

Nailed it!! It’s a personal thing.

BMI is a helpful guide though. Unless we do have unusual amounts of muscle.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look "

Maybe you need someone to give you a second opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS

You’re 33 now. Old age doesn’t come alone.

Fucking tell me about it!

Just wait until hair starts growing in places that it never used to. Pubes start growing on your shoulders.

Your nasal hair makes a sprint for your top lip.

Your ears decide they want to sprout some exceptionally long and dark hairs.

Skin tags start appearing and growing. You have to learn how to deal with these little bastards before you can’t wear a t-shirt because it looks like you have 5 nipples.

Then salt n pepper in your hair becomes enclaves of pure white. To saying nothing of what happens to your pubes (probably why so many older swingers shave them off)

Say goodbye to your chances of growing a strong dark beard. Bits of white will always be visible.

None of which affects your mood, but one day you’ll wake up and wonder when was the last time you went to sleep without a mid-sleep trip to the toilet for a piss. You’ll be permanently knackered and grow into a grumpy old bastard.

Getting older is a shit show of terrifyingly grotesque things that happen to your body. I’m scared to find out what’s coming next."

Still all sounds better than the alternative

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By *ibblepilotMan
over a year ago

Preston

BMI is bollocks - I'm 5'11, 17 stone and considered 'very overweight' borderline obese

Got a bit of a kench but not too much so it can fook off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

Things expand when they're heated up. You're not overweight, you're just hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS

You’re 33 now. Old age doesn’t come alone.

Fucking tell me about it!

Just wait until hair starts growing in places that it never used to. Pubes start growing on your shoulders.

Your nasal hair makes a sprint for your top lip.

Your ears decide they want to sprout some exceptionally long and dark hairs.

Skin tags start appearing and growing. You have to learn how to deal with these little bastards before you can’t wear a t-shirt because it looks like you have 5 nipples.

Then salt n pepper in your hair becomes enclaves of pure white. To saying nothing of what happens to your pubes (probably why so many older swingers shave them off)

Say goodbye to your chances of growing a strong dark beard. Bits of white will always be visible.

None of which affects your mood, but one day you’ll wake up and wonder when was the last time you went to sleep without a mid-sleep trip to the toilet for a piss. You’ll be permanently knackered and grow into a grumpy old bastard.

Getting older is a shit show of terrifyingly grotesque things that happen to your body. I’m scared to find out what’s coming next.

Still all sounds better than the alternative "

So true. Us oldies should be appreciated because it’s harder to look good when your body is naturally fighting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm red on my BMI as well it's flawed!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

BMI is bullshit. Body fat percentage is a much better indicator.

I had a full body scan done as part of a health check a few years ago. My body fat percentage was 15 per cent, which is pretty decent and within recommended range, but my bmi was 27.5 which suggested that I was overweight. Doctor immediately said ignore that, makes no sense if you have much muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My big brother is a body builder, won many awards and his BMI lists him as overweight.

It doesn’t distinguish between fat, bone mass or muscle. Body fat percentage is probably a better indicator.

But………. If you’re not a body builder then, possibly, y’know

Well no, you can have a lot of muscle and not be a body builder & BMI still be inaccurate for you, like I said it doesn’t distinguish fat, muscle or bone mass, but can still be useful for heart disease risk.

Body fat percentage is more accurate.

"

Absolutely. BMI is antiquated and prone to inaccuracies for many reasons. But it is also a very simple and quick bit of math which is probably why it's so widely used still, over a set of bodyscan scales.

PBF is a far better indicator or vascular/cardiac and general health.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

If you don’t weigh yourself, then won’t know bmi

I was correctly at it once in my life when 18/19 but I don’t believe anyone 6’0” should be 12 stone

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

Probably the right way to think about it. Online there are examples of torsos at different body fat levels so OP you can see where you are. Apparently around 15% is a maintainable and healthy level but you won't have defined abs either.

I'm around 20% but going to the gym to weight train 5 times a week for a over a year . I have only started sorting my diet out to suit in the last 4 months especially as I wasn't on enough protein. Had a massive blip due to surgery, Xmas and was then ill where I just wanted carbs for days and no gym for 6 weeks. "

Yes, there are also lot of torso examples, that is good that you also are working out, 5 times a week is good too

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

Maybe you need someone to give you a second opinion."

No. I dont think I need that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

Maybe you need someone to give you a second opinion.No. I dont think I need that."

Ffs shag you’re in there

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

It must be cos you're a huge penis Brucey!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Nope... I am in the obese category

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hmmmm. The NHS BMI calculator informs me I'm overweight. I read that while I was eating my toasted cheese, bacon and egg sandwich.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bullshit Measuring Instrument.

I'm something like 32.9 on the bmi chart, so well into the obese scale

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

I’m obese apparently on the bmi scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

Maybe you need someone to give you a second opinion.No. I dont think I need that."

Wow

Just, wow

In 15 years shags gonna remember this and kick himself

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

Dont get on the scales with an erection

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Im not fat - i struggle with ‘food retention!’ Its where your body stores wine & cake against your will and flushing it out with more wine doesn’t seem to work… it’s hell!! Fortunately I am irresistible or Id have a right arm like popeye!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Not to rub it in Brucey (you'd probably enjoy that too much, you kinky bastard), but I'm in the healthy category for BMI. But then I don't have a giant penis weighing me down like you do

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I dont use the bmi. I use my abs as a guide and how they look

Maybe you need someone to give you a second opinion.No. I dont think I need that."

One of my favourite interactions I’ve seen on the forum

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not to rub it in Brucey (you'd probably enjoy that too much, you kinky bastard), but I'm in the healthy category for BMI. But then I don't have a giant penis weighing me down like you do "

Yeah do rub it in! I need some of that healthy BMI all over me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Not to rub it in Brucey (you'd probably enjoy that too much, you kinky bastard), but I'm in the healthy category for BMI. But then I don't have a giant penis weighing me down like you do

Yeah do rub it in! I need some of that healthy BMI all over me "

I hear it's good for the skin

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I can remember signing on with a new doctor about 40 years ago. Cursory check, details etc.

I was then....6'5", 16.5 stone, 50" chest, 36" waist, 29" thighs..... serious rugby player, trained 3 times a week.

Was told I'm overweight.

Queried it. He said....6'4", medium frame, need to be about 12.5-13.5 stone (apparently, the chart only went up to 6'4"!!!).

That was the forerunner of BMI.

Today, BMI says I should be between 10.5 - 14 stone!

My doctor agrees that if I lost something like a third of my body weight (to be in the middle of my "ideal" weight range) I could pass as a holocaust survivor!!

BMI is a guide, and a rough guide at that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This actually just made me check mine out of curiosity. I'm apparently overweight "

Right! There's no fucking hope for any of us, if JB is considered overweight. I give up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the cusp if being 'obese' for bmi at my dec health check.. They said if I'd d*unk more i would have been ok.. Like whuuut

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you don’t weigh yourself, then won’t know bmi

I was correctly at it once in my life when 18/19 but I don’t believe anyone 6’0” should be 12 stone"

My 6ft 4in husband is about 12 stone. He's INCREDIBLY slim.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm not fat.

I'm big boned.!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was on the cusp if being 'obese' for bmi at my dec health check.. They said if I'd d*unk more i would have been ok.. Like whuuut "

Midnight, are you taking the piss?! You are a perfectly healthy weight. I recall you being quite slim, to my mind! Heavens above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on the cusp of being 'obese' for bmi at my dec health check.. They said if I'd d*unk more i would have been ok.. Like whuuut

Midnight, are you taking the piss?! You are a perfectly healthy weight. I recall you being quite slim, to my mind! Heavens above!"

, nope that's what the numbers said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMI is a load of shit Brucey. Don't let it get you down baby.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"BMI is a complete waste of time.

According to BMI, if your 5 foot 10 and 15 stone after being in the gym 5 times a week for 5 years, your clinically obese..

Loads of other, better ways to find out if you're overweight and need to lose weight.. Honesty is the best by far. "

So I’m 5 foot 10, 12 and a half stone gym 6 days a week, either your over weight or I’m anorexic what do you reckon?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If I was to slim to my 'ideal bmi weight I'd basically need to lose half of me and more

Tinder

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

According to BMI many muscled athletes are obese

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"According to BMI many muscled athletes are obese "

Absolutely.....I'd admire anybody who tells a professional rugby player he's (or she's, for that matter) obese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to BMI many muscled athletes are obese

Absolutely.....I'd admire anybody who tells a professional rugby player he's (or she's, for that matter) obese!"

Muscle is denser than fat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's all bollocks. You're born, you die. Make the bit in between interesting, fun and worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMI is bollocks it’s so arbitrary, rugby player are all obese course they are fucking heavy! It’s only about weight and height not fitness

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"According to BMI many muscled athletes are obese

Absolutely.....I'd admire anybody who tells a professional rugby player he's (or she's, for that matter) obese!"

Some of them front rows are obese. Obviously I wouldn't tell them to their faces

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For my height I should be around 11 and a half stone I'm usually around 13 and a bit. Last time I was near 11st I looked ill.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm a believer that the mirror is your greatest tool. You don't need scales or a BMI chart to tell you you've put some timber on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm a believer that the mirror is your greatest tool. You don't need scales or a BMI chart to tell you you've put some timber on"

I'm crafted from the finest iron wood. A dense, dense wood

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bmi is a faulty metric, so ignore it.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

As they say, if you can pinch more than an inch then you know

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"BMI is a load of shit Brucey. Don't let it get you down baby."

Thanks you hot baby!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm a believer that the mirror is your greatest tool. You don't need scales or a BMI chart to tell you you've put some timber on

I'm crafted from the finest iron wood. A dense, dense wood "

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Show us the junk in your trunk

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Show us the junk in your trunk "

I hope that's aimed at Kinky Couple, you minx!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Show us the junk in your trunk

I hope that's aimed at Kinky Couple, you minx!"

Loadsa junk in trunks in our loft! We're overdue a tip run

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Show us the junk in your trunk

I hope that's aimed at Kinky Couple, you minx!

Loadsa junk in trunks in our loft! We're overdue a tip run "

You can flutter those eyelashes all you want. I'm not doing a tip run for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Show us the junk in your trunk

I hope that's aimed at Kinky Couple, you minx!

Loadsa junk in trunks in our loft! We're overdue a tip run

You can flutter those eyelashes all you want. I'm not doing a tip run for you"

Fiiiiiiiine! I'll do a tip roll, all by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see many people miss the “stress placed on the heart” part of bmi

If your 5’9 and 17 stone your heart doesn’t give a fuck if it’s muscle or fat, it’s still working extra hard 24/7/365 to keep your big ass alive

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

Clearly because your cock is (too) fat! I wouldn't worry.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

My BMI has me as overweight and not closer to

‘obesity’ than ‘normal’

I don’t use it as a guide but I have a digital scale that calculates my bf %, BMI, hydration and other things

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not overweight… I’m under tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm overweight?!!! What the fuck?!

Just weighed myself etc. I mean cmon man!

Anyone here not in the overweight damn category?! I workout and everything! ASS "

I’m in the morbidly obese section and considered a risk yet I train twice a day and get my 5k in daily….very slowly I might add mind haha!

The whole BMI thing is utter nonsense anyway!!

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