FabSwingers.com forum: Post work shower and whoopsie!

By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!"

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing blue about this Monday are your balls, am I right?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The only thing blue about this Monday are your balls, am I right?

Oh no it was a pretty fucking savage day joe. I'm pooped. Did sit next to a hot girl on the train home though WINNING

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't get it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"The only thing blue about this Monday are your balls, am I right?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?"

All three at once maybe?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?"

Snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, the only thing sucking today was work.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

To answer your question, no I don’t have a Monday horn. Today was a particularly petty Monday.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Blue Monday by New Order has never been more appropriate

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't get it. "

Classic _eli ruining my posts!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't get it.

Classic _eli ruining my posts!"

A-fucking-herm.

I grace your threads with my long waffling posts on cock worshipping or deepthroating or any number of clichéd sex stuff that I like. And you like.

Leave the classic out of it.

(I still think you're endearing, no hard feelings Brucey)

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't get it.

Classic _eli ruining my posts!

A-fucking-herm.

I grace your threads with my long waffling posts on cock worshipping or deepthroating or any number of clichéd sex stuff that I like. And you like.

Leave the classic out of it.

(I still think you're endearing, no hard feelings Brucey)

Classic man hating now!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?"

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

Don't you start BIRD

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

Don't you start BIRD"

Ha ha ha ha. Did you enjoy your shit Brucey?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

Don't you start BIRD

Ha ha ha ha. Did you enjoy your shit Brucey?

No part of my post implied a shit. That guy was the equivalent of the boy in school who makes shit jokes to try and impress people

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I thought you were talking about taking a dump too fella

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Whoopsie!

Is that the noise it makes as it springs into action?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Whoopsie!

Is that the noise it makes as it springs into action?"

Didn't Frank Spencer talk about a donkey doing a whoopsie on the carpet in Some Mothers Do Have 'Em?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Whoopsie!

Is that the noise it makes as it springs into action?"

I imagined it was like a clowns nose. Honks when you squeeze it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

Don't you start BIRD

Ha ha ha ha. Did you enjoy your shit Brucey?

No part of my post implied a shit. That guy was the equivalent of the boy in school who makes shit jokes to try and impress people

A whoopsie = a shit

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's an erection!

I never get Monday horns usually! Who else is right....now!

This is confusing.

Are you having a shower a shit or a wank?

Don't you start BIRD

Ha ha ha ha. Did you enjoy your shit Brucey?

No part of my post implied a shit. That guy was the equivalent of the boy in school who makes shit jokes to try and impress people

A whoopsie = a shit

She's right, you know

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

You guys eat shit

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You guys eat shit

That's a whole other kink

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"You guys eat shit

Ahh c’mon. Don’t get shitty

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You guys eat shit

That’s not one of my kinks unfortunately…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You guys eat shit

Not tonight, I've had my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too thought this was going to be a post about sharting in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoopsie!

Is that the noise it makes as it springs into action?

Didn't Frank Spencer talk about a donkey doing a whoopsie on the carpet in Some Mothers Do Have 'Em?

Ooooh, he’s done a ‘whoopsie’ on the flooor!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Whoopsie!

Is that the noise it makes as it springs into action?

Didn't Frank Spencer talk about a donkey doing a whoopsie on the carpet in Some Mothers Do Have 'Em?

Ooooh, he’s done a ‘whoopsie’ on the flooor!!!

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