FabSwingers.com forum: Where people DONT work on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which professions do you not see mentioned in profiles and messages and which ones would people never admit to doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Systems engineers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi and Lidl Cashiers

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Fishmonger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber inspectors

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Never seen anybody announce they’re a parking attendant on a profile

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Member of Parliament

Host of Match of the Day

Vicar

Rabbi

Prince of Wales

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Theme park vomit collector.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Undertaker

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Fishmonger "

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I know an undertaker and a priest who are both on Fab .

They do not mention it on their profile though.

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"Which professions do you not see mentioned in profiles and messages and which ones would people never admit to doing?"

Taxidermist, particularly those that accommodate…

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Marriage Guidance Counsellors

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Fruit pickers

Taxidermists

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

Moderating Fab forums or being Nadine Dorries’s proof reader? A friend of mine, Clive used to have the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telephone salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy barbers

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Divorce lawyer

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Relationship counselling

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Tory Politician

GUM Nurse

Estate Agent

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Moderating Fab forums or being Nadine Dorries’s proof reader? A friend of mine, Clive used to have the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s bum. "

Well, it was quite a task ’cause she had a big bum

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Proctologist

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Gynaecologist

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Sewage worker

I’ve oddly never seen a bra fitter

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Proctologist"

Likely to be popular on here

“Really!? So you’re an expert then?”

*bends over*

“What do you think?”

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Carole Vorderman impersonator

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sewage Worker

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Carole Vorderman impersonator "

Carol Vordermum wants a word…

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I know an undertaker and a priest who are both on Fab .

They do not mention it on their profile though."

Oh certainly, just they would never publicise it

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Carole Vorderman impersonator

Carol Vordermum wants a word…"

No thanks I hear she’s prone to vowel language

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Dolphin shaver

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tory Politician

GUM Nurse

Estate Agent

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I used to be friendly with a couple, the hubby was a nurse in a GUM clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin man

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Moderating Fab forums or being Nadine Dorries’s proof reader? A friend of mine, Clive used to have the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s bum.

Well, it was quite a task ’cause she had a big bum"

He used to constantly talk about it!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Carole Vorderman impersonator

Carol Vordermum wants a word…

No thanks I hear she’s prone to vowel language "

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

burger flipper mcdonalds

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Moderating Fab forums or being Nadine Dorries’s proof reader? A friend of mine, Clive used to have the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s bum.

Well, it was quite a task ’cause she had a big bum

He used to constantly talk about it!!

Basically, she suffered from what was known in the medical trade as ‘lobsters-up-the-arsehole’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing pc games in their mums loft conversion. Also imagine many professional porn website connoisseurs. Fab forum equivalent of the loose women panels. Pick me up word search experts…

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By *olfiewv14Man
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Never seen a barmaid who works at a wetherspoons on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Museum curator.

Dildo tester.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Which professions do you not see mentioned in profiles and messages and which ones would people never admit to doing?

Taxidermist, particularly those that accommodate…

There was a brilliant story posted in the forums under 'worst meets', where a guy turns up at a woman's house that was an absolute tip and if that wasn't bad enough, he realised that she was an amateur taxidermist when he saw a deer's head in a bucket of foul smelling liquid!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Reverend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University students

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Escapologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gynaecologist

Foosty fanny brigade!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sewage drain cleaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vocational Guidance Counselors

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Gynaecologist

Busman's holiday, I'd expect

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

Buddhist monk

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

I've never seen any profession mentioned in a profile. When chatting, if they have any sense they'll make it vague or generic

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Professional footballer

Lottery Winner

Man Utd fan

All above are obvious really lol pffft

Happy Tuesday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moderating Fab forums or being Nadine Dorries’s proof reader? A friend of mine, Clive used to have the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s bum. "

I remember Clive…….good friend of Derek……

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Diane Abbot's Maths Teacher

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

To be fair, when people say they are professional. By strict definition it means they have a job.

"engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime"

Give it up for the 33.05 million x

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Tory Politician

GUM Nurse

Estate Agent

I used to be friendly with a couple, the hubby was a nurse in a GUM clinic "

My ex wife worked in Gum

Only ever saw one women she knew from swing seen.(let me add it was the woman who let it out she had been there when we saw her at attic )

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Based on some people's forum contributions and the number of threads they start and maintain I have to assume there are quite a few who don't work at all.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Marriage guidance councillors and traffic warden (thank god as I've been parked on here quite a while now)

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Donkey smugglers

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

Maggot farmer

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sewage tank diver

Yes diver, not driver!

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"Which professions do you not see mentioned in profiles and messages and which ones would people never admit to doing?

Taxidermist, particularly those that accommodate…

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bareback sex worker collective

Pet food taster

Hitman

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By *ishStrikeCouple
over a year ago

tooting

Sex worker

fab is full of them!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Hamas leader,

Tax man.

Parking ticket inspector

and

unemployed bum (ohhh did I not mention I am unemployed)

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Based on some people's forum contributions and the number of threads they start and maintain I have to assume there are quite a few who don't work at all. "

Quite right. i never wanted to work anyway during the 27 years which I did but who would turn down a pensionable paid hobby in the education service!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Being Batman

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

VAT Auditor, no one wants to achieve the excitement that would instill

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Member of Parliament

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

God Emperor of Dune

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre

Divorce lawyer.

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