FabSwingers.com forum: Where people on fab work.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno what they are but they’re all professionals

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I am a Knight worker

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dont think i should discus what people do without permission id love to help otherwise tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont think i should discus what people do without permission id love to help otherwise tho"

Well don't name anyone.

We're only taking professions here, not naming people.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If guys put 999 at the end of their profile name - that is very discreet and no one then knows what profession they are in

There’s also plenty of guys in the army and firemen.

You have to really delve into their profiles though as none of them like to tell you at all

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If guys put 999 at the end of their profile name - that is very discreet and no one then knows what profession they are in

There’s also plenty of guys in the army and firemen.

You have to really delve into their profiles though as none of them like to tell you at all

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Religious educator

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I frequently tell you all that I'm retired

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?"

Don't believe all the full trained masseuses and professional photographers on here - sneaky attempted route for a shag for many

Funny how rarely see any female full trained masseuses or photographers here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m looking for a gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbing & heating engineer

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Lots of handymen it seems as well. And they don't usually mention it publicly but come across SO many nurses here over the years. Maybe that is just because so many ladies are nurses swinging or not.

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By *pice-meWoman
over a year ago

Home

Oooh everyone is very mysterious on Fab..

Truth is not often given but I only listen to what I want anyway, with eyes wide open

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Quite a few farmers. It’s not just the fields they like to plough it seems!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm a professional electro-mechanical engineer.

So if your "personal massager"

breaks, I can fix it

(Incidentally, this is not that far from the truth)

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"Plumbing & heating engineer

Is that like a gynaecologist?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

software engineer.

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By *nowman1300Man
over a year ago

manchester

I'm a gardener. Love it outside when the weather isn't crap. But it rains a lot in Manchester. I just have to put my hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the certificates

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a few farmers. It’s not just the fields they like to plough it seems! "

You probably had the same offer yesterday I did

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

Are you good with your hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always good with my hands and plenty of tools!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was on another app but the funniest example I ever came across was a guy who had received the key to the city. And he sent a pic! Didn't say which city. I didn't show sufficient worship, sad to say.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Firemen and Soldiers are another couple of popular professions

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Soldiers love to advertise what they do here, uniform pics and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've encountered a few guys working on the oil rigs "in town for a night". Righto chaps I shall get dolled up!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?"

I'm retired now I'm professional lazy Billy

I'm fact just got out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody b. - Sex instructor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I restring banjos for a living. It’s a niche trade.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Business consultant.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Discreet professionals, all of them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see."

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance."

Lying about covid??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Not quite the answer you’re looking for…

But I do seem to attract electricians. Or maybe that’s just the most common profession.

Next to

Fireman & masseuse

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance.

Lying about covid??"

No. "Look at me I'm a healthcare worker you should think I'm special and pick me" sort of thing.

Which seems incompatible with lockdown etc but... nowt as strange as folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of chefs

Also once chatted to a TV presenter

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

Are you good with your hands?

Um, yes. Well they're warm at least.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance.

Lying about covid??

No. "Look at me I'm a healthcare worker you should think I'm special and pick me" sort of thing.

Which seems incompatible with lockdown etc but... nowt as strange as folk."

Ah ok... nope I can tell you now we were all just trying to get on with our jobs ...and if fab was an escape for people then good for them... I worked through covid in pharmacy and people were utter shitbags to us, the government refused at first to even acknowledge we were front line ( never mind the fact people were going to pharmacies first) to begin with...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

Are you good with your hands?

Um, yes. Well they're warm at least.

Oooffttt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance.

Lying about covid??

No. "Look at me I'm a healthcare worker you should think I'm special and pick me" sort of thing.

Which seems incompatible with lockdown etc but... nowt as strange as folk.

No no, I'm not painting all healthcare workers, I wouldn't. I'm saying some people... it didn't feel like they were telling the truth. Apologies.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

Are you good with your hands?

Um, yes. Well they're warm at least.

Have you not seen this man kneading dough.

Marriage material

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I am a Knight worker

Ooo cool - are you the original Knight Rider?! Could they make a prequel starring you and a black horse that can park itself?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'll take a look at it for you.

Are you good with your hands?

Um, yes. Well they're warm at least.

Have you not seen this man kneading dough.

Marriage material

Yes. We’re becoming a thruple

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Lots of professionals!

Some police men

A few teachers.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There was a huge rise in healthcare professionals being very loud about it in 2020.

Personal trainers are another one I see.

That's cause we got fucked off with people clapping for us instead of doing stuff like... I dunno obeying the lock down rules

I just assumed it was people lying about it in the same way a lot of photographers etc are taking a chance.

Lying about covid??

No. "Look at me I'm a healthcare worker you should think I'm special and pick me" sort of thing.

Which seems incompatible with lockdown etc but... nowt as strange as folk.

No no, I'm not painting all healthcare workers, I wouldn't. I'm saying some people... it didn't feel like they were telling the truth. Apologies."

I think I kinda get where you're coming from though x

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Worcester

I get messaged by more 'semi-pro' photographers in the local area on here than I knew when I worked as a photographer in London. And London is a big place with lots of photographers.

(Now I have a far less exciting project manager job.)

Mostly, though, I seemed to get messaged by firemen. Although I guess that's because the fire service college is nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in private healthcare but I don't disclose it that often. I feel like nobody takes you seriously when you work so closely with hippos and penguins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hm... my current work isn't necessarily my idea of a profession or career path as much as you could call it that. But I have a passion for creating art, so I'm going to say self taught/learned artist here.

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Yep handyman here as well haha

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

What do you know? I just qualified in that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno what they are but they’re all professionals"
bodie or Doyle

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?"
Airline pilot, funeral director, grave digger

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I’m a spy. And now that I’ve compromised my cover, I’ll have to do away with you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack of all trades and master of none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic Cop

Construction Worker

Sailor

Indian Chief

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?Airline pilot, funeral director, grave digger

I used to fuck a guy who was a gravedigger.

Or maybe it was grave robber. I don’t remember now.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Well if usernames are anything to go by there a hell of a lot of firemen on fab

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Piss artists

Arse yodellers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a spy. And now that I’ve compromised my cover, I’ll have to do away with you all.

You'll have to find me first!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly qualified professionals..doubtful..especially with recognisable pics. Wouldn't have dared post on here when I was working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traffic Cop

Construction Worker

Sailor

Indian Chief"

It's time to go to the YMCA

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

people lie to make themselves look better ...

but if im talking to someone that im interested in meeting and they start wanting to know what i do for a job and deeper personal stuff then its a turn off im / we are here to swing your job / pay scale / uniform plus other personal stuff is nobody's business you not looking for a life partner you looking for good sex with attraction .. if you need to know their pay scale then clearly your not wanting to swing / and unattractive can still wear a uniform ...

in all honestly most of whats said on fab is taken verry lightly as said at the beginning people will lie to get what they want

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Piss artists

Arse yodellers"

Arse yodeller..isn't that just someone who farts a lot ?.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"In profiles I've seen many say they are either....

Fully trained masseuse,

surgeon,

doctor,

photographer.

What else have you seen on a fab profile?

Is it just those four professions?Airline pilot, funeral director, grave digger

I used to fuck a guy who was a gravedigger.

Or maybe it was grave robber. I don’t remember now."
he stole the hearts of the gravees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t suppose profession matters much in the bedroom/HotelRoom/McdonaldsCarPark. It’s the quality of the sex that matters.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Piss artists

Arse yodellers

Arse yodeller..isn't that just someone who farts a lot ?.

No it's someone with their head up their bum

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Structural engineer.. was really proud of the “BDSM room” he built in his house and felt the need to point out he was qualified to design and build it before people used it.. which, thinking about, fair enough haha.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Dolphin trainer at Aberdeen International Aquarium.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Convent..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Piss artists

Arse yodellers

Arse yodeller..isn't that just someone who farts a lot ?.

No it's someone with their head up their bum"

I've learned something today !

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'm not a professional gynaecologist....but I know a cunt when I see one......

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'm not a professional gynaecologist....but I know a cunt when I see one......

Finally

Love that joke

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I'm not a professional gynaecologist....but I know a cunt when I see one......

Finally

Love that joke

Sorry.

I'd have posted sooner but was tied up taking photos of someone I was massaging when they went into cardiac arrest and I had to give them emergency open heart surgery using a spoon.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

I’m only a gentleman amateur, but point where you want me to lick and I’ll do my best.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

The firemen seem to like to let you know what they do

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

There’s always someone working “near you”.

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By *isterGreyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Courier delivery driver, I’m always on the road looking to make a special delivery;)

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Don't believe all the full trained masseuses and professional photographers on here - sneaky attempted route for a shag for many

Funny how rarely see any female full trained masseuses or photographers here. "

Amazing that the full training doesn't seem to include explaining the fundamental difference between masseur and masseuse!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m looking for a gynaecologist

Well I'm not a professional. More a keen amateur

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Piss artists

Arse yodellers

Arse yodeller..isn't that just someone who farts a lot ?.

No it's someone with their head up their bum

I've learned something today !"

Only because I invented it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Piss artists

Arse yodellers

Arse yodeller..isn't that just someone who farts a lot ?.

No it's someone with their head up their bum

I've learned something today !

Only because I invented it"

it's quite brilliant!

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

NHS seems to be popular, obviously very caring people, even outside of work.

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