FabSwingers.com forum: Symbolic gestures

By *ommy2125 OP Man
over a year ago

newport

So im aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley and that a unicorn means you are the 3rd to a couple...

However I just got to wondering what other symbols and signs exist to denote someone is a swinger or open to encounters of a liberal kind when they are displayed in public... My weekly supermarket run is due and I think I'm building up an allergy with my pineapple consumption....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Walk about with your knob out

Evie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Side note your cum must taste amazing with all that pineapple

Evie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouise 555Woman
over a year ago

Dorchester

I didn't know about the bag! Hotwife ankle bracelet x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk about with your knob out

Evie"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Tying a bag to the front of your trolley

I think there aren't half as many signs as people wish there were

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anJenny 181Couple
over a year ago

Preston

I would walk around with my knob out but it's cold down the fresh isle and my knob is small enough at the best of times

Has anyone ever got a meet by having a pineapple in a shopping trolly ? I very much doubt it.

I did once buy Durex, pineapple, mouthwash & a bottle of wine as we rushed out to a meet, I did get a cheeky smile from the checkout lady

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Walk about with your knob out

Evie"

I’ve just spat my tea all over the dog reading this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Don’t forget the pampas grass…

No self-respecting swingers house is complete without it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ommy2125 OP Man
over a year ago

newport

Oh yes pampas grass forgot that!!

Thanks for the tip but not sure about flopping my John Thomas out in Aldi is going to get me any further than a police cell for the night.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.

Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!

Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nowman1300Man
over a year ago

manchester

As a gardener I often see pampas grass at customers front gardens. I wonder if they know. Or should I ask them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how does the carrier bag go on the front of the trolley? Do we thread it through the bars or does it do the same job just sitting in the front compartment?

Should it be full or empty?

Details man!!! Details!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.

Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!

Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden… "

unicorn statue you say? oh please let it be little and ginger

in answer to the OP.. my anklet, my necklace, and the 'im a unicorn, come and fuck me' flashing neon sign that floats above my head at all times. Px

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.

Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!

Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden…

unicorn statue you say? oh please let it be little and ginger

in answer to the OP.. my anklet, my necklace, and the 'im a unicorn, come and fuck me' flashing neon sign that floats above my head at all times. Px

…….. searches Amazon for small ginger unicorn statue…… x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…….. searches Amazon for small ginger unicorn statue…… x"

Searches?? I’m carving one out of granite right now. #GorgeousQwak

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley..."

•

What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley...

•

What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent?"

A great big “I’M A SWINGER” neon sign… the delivery driver will find you much more easily…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt a Borat accent and ask people where is the sex aisle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ommy2125 OP Man
over a year ago

newport

"So how does the carrier bag go on the front of the trolley? Do we thread it through the bars or does it do the same job just sitting in the front compartment?

Should it be full or empty?

Details man!!! Details!"

Never done it and only did the upside pineapple once tbh

I'm just rembering my granny had a pampas grass in her garden, RIP. But also now feeling a bit sick

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just rembering my granny had a pampas grass in her garden, RIP. But also now feeling a bit sick"

Aye, yer granny getting pumped by a train of horny younger men isn’t the way you’d want to remember her. But at least you know was fulfilled.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley...

•

What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent?

A great big “I’M A SWINGER” neon sign… the delivery driver will find you much more easily…

•

This is the best recommendation so far, thank you. In fact it's the only recommendation, therefore it's "best" by default.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Swingers who enjoy dogging have those fish symbols on the backs of their cars.

Always worth approaching them if you see them out and about and tapping the side of the drivers or passengers window with your bell end.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.

Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!

Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden… "

Or just put up a sign post down the road that says 'swingers this way!'

lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The baseball cap I wear that says “my wife fucks others, and I like it”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread