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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. " Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected | |||
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"Will fill later."
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected " I am prepared to wait in Mr Willy’s yard to check if yet more boys do indeed come to his yard. Purely observational of course. For science. | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected I am prepared to wait in Mr Willy’s yard to check if yet more boys do indeed come to his yard. Purely observational of course. For science. " You're drooling. Just thought I'd mention it.  | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected I am prepared to wait in Mr Willy’s yard to check if yet more boys do indeed come to his yard. Purely observational of course. For science. " Are you, in fact, The Milkshake by any chance? | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected I am prepared to wait in Mr Willy’s yard to check if yet more boys do indeed come to his yard. Purely observational of course. For science. You're drooling. Just thought I'd mention it. "I’m just over hydrated. | |||
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"Will fill later.
Maybe add a line “new to this, will fill and add pics later” when they’ve been a member for over a year "Picture of his WILLY, obviously | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected I am prepared to wait in Mr Willy’s yard to check if yet more boys do indeed come to his yard. Purely observational of course. For science. Are you, in fact, The Milkshake by any chance? " If I am that would explain why the yard is empty. | |||
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" ...I’m just oversexed. " FIFY | |||
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"Will fill later.
Maybe add a line “new to this, will fill and add pics later” when they’ve been a member for over a year "That could work along with setting the location to “near you” or something really funny like “neverneverland “ | |||
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"OP which Rodeo are you on? If it’s not your first rodeo you should mention that. " Maybe it should include my first rodeo. I don't want to come across too cocky | |||
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"Explain your profile name in case people haven’t heard of Billy Idol and include a link to his Wiki page - instant clunge
K"Who's Billy Idol? | |||
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"Explain your profile name in case people haven’t heard of Billy Idol and include a link to his Wiki page - instant clunge
K"I thought it was more pop idol than billy | |||
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"'Bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, Non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear'" This is better. I can use this | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP "We may have different motives on here. But I'll grab you a bag | |||
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"Explain your profile name in case people haven’t heard of Billy Idol and include a link to his Wiki page - instant clunge
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I thought it was more pop idol than billy "See confusion - best explain them both - then you also might need to explain what pop idol is. What a detailed profile you’d have | |||
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"Hi all I’ve had a great time on fab and I hate to disappoint you all but I am now Nora’s bitch. Love and kisses Willy " Now come on Nora share the Willy with the rest of us !  | |||
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"Explain your profile name in case people haven’t heard of Billy Idol and include a link to his Wiki page - instant clunge
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I thought it was more pop idol than billy
See confusion - best explain them both - then you also might need to explain what pop idol is.
What a detailed profile you’d have"It would leave no stone unturned and could go straight to the sexual stuff | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag"Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo  | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo "The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis "You’ll love it… honestly
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis
You’ll love it… honestly
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis
You’ll love it… honestly
I have a terrible gag reflex"Quite often your gags are awful too | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis
You’ll love it… honestly
I have a terrible gag reflex
Quite often your gags are awful too "Chuck enough shit... | |||
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"Just ask?  "Am I asking you or just putting that in my bio? | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis
You’ll love it… honestly
I have a terrible gag reflex"Practice makes perfect | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo
The trouble with you Littlebird is you just don't listen! I don't like sucking penis
You’ll love it… honestly
I have a terrible gag reflex
Quite often your gags are awful too " | |||
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"Maybe I need to add a few hobbies. What hobbies do women wish men did more of?" Amateur photography. Massage. Scuba diving I think. Or at least something to with not coming up for air. For me - caving might be useful | |||
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"Maybe I need to add a few hobbies. What hobbies do women wish men did more of? Amateur photography. Massage. Scuba diving I think. Or at least something to with not coming up for air. For me - caving might be useful " | |||
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"Fin. Keep it sweet, keep it simple. Don't give too much away, they'll be gagging to find out more." I'd be gagging if Littlebird had her way | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything?" Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: | |||
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"Fin. Keep it sweet, keep it simple. Don't give too much away, they'll be gagging to find out more. I'd be gagging if Littlebird had her way" Too fucking right | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: " Good shout Glowup | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup "You just need at TL;DR now… Will do …. For Haribo | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo "Perfect | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
Perfect "Abd tell them to add the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in the subject line to show they read your profile. | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
Perfect
Perfect profile. Where do I sign up? "Contact Nora, she's my master now | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
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Abd tell them to add the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in the subject line to show they read your profile. " | |||
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"Remember to put a big list of demands and that you’re really picky. Don’t forget to mention you’re not here to shag the whole site "I'm on it | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
Perfect
Perfect profile. Where do I sign up?
Contact Nora, she's my master now"Ooooooh. Threesome?  | |||
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"Right, this is what I've got so far. Welcome to my profile, I'm Willy Idol. I recently featured on Pop Idol, hence the reference to Idol. I sung "I was born under a wandering star" to rapturous applause. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. I'm a panty snatcher extrordinaire, so stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen! Cum with me if you want to smile. I'm not to be confused with Billy Idol. For his profile please follow the below link. https://billyidol.net/ I can be a bit of a wind up merchant that can't suss people out, non committal at times but will be a good boy when sex might on the menu, penchant for men riding cock in horse rider gear. This is my first rodeo. I might not be any good, but I’ll always be very grateful. My hobbies include, but not limited to: Amateur photography, tantric massage, drinking vino with my gals, free diving, knitting and many more. Have I missed anything? Better if you start with Will fill in later and when I do it might say this: Good shout Glowup
You just need at TL;DR now…
Will do older women for Haribo
Perfect
Perfect profile. Where do I sign up?
Contact Nora, she's my master now
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"Not to be tedious. But… It doesn’t have the sentence about ‘not wanting the shag the whole site.’" Duh. Sorry | |||
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"Not to be tedious. But… It doesn’t have the sentence about ‘not wanting the shag the whole site.’ Duh. Sorry" Don't worry Ranger, it's in there | |||
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"Not to be tedious. But… It doesn’t have the sentence about ‘not wanting the shag the whole site.’ Duh. Sorry Don't worry Ranger, it's in there "Ragnar* | |||
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"Not to be tedious. But… It doesn’t have the sentence about ‘not wanting the shag the whole site.’ Duh. Sorry Don't worry Ranger, it's in there
Ragnar*"It’s all good, my fault for not reading properly | |||
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"Not to be tedious. But… It doesn’t have the sentence about ‘not wanting the shag the whole site.’ Duh. Sorry Don't worry Ranger, it's in there
Ragnar*
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet?" It’s working for me… I winked him | |||
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"Yeahhhh, I read it, and frankly it comes across a bit scripted; like it had been put together by a committee. You might want something a bit more personal and intimate. "There's just no pleasing some people  | |||
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"Yeahhhh, I read it, and frankly it comes across a bit scripted; like it had been put together by a committee. You might want something a bit more personal and intimate.
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. " Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected " A pint of milk stout is probably the way to go. | |||
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? " What about a penis in a space suit? I could do that | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected A pint of milk stout is probably the way to go." What the bloody hell is milk stout? | |||
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? What about a penis in a space suit? I could do that" First penis on Mars? Easy photo if the chocolate doesn’t melt. | |||
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? What about a penis in a space suit? I could do that First penis on Mars? Easy photo if the chocolate doesn’t melt. " | |||
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? What about a penis in a space suit? I could do that First penis on Mars? Easy photo if the chocolate doesn’t melt. "And never forget; the penis, mightier than the sword! | |||
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"Also, you might want to add 30 or 40 pictures of your peniscin close up, from slightly different angles. Overdone. How about penis as seen from outer space? Penis as interpreted by a modern dance troupe with aspirations beyond a community centre in Luton? What about a penis in a space suit? I could do that" Stifled laugh | |||
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"* but only if the penis is very, very large, and the sword is very, very small; and blunt. " So sizeist. So very sizeist. | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him "Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help! | |||
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"Will suck dick for Haribo normally works OP
We may have different motives on here.
But I'll grab you a bag
Oh not for me OP… that one’s for your profile re-write. I don’t ask for Haribo "This reminds me, you need to add a long section about what you don’t like and how awful everyone on here is. Extra points if you can mention a painful break up you’re still recovering from xx | |||
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"Honesty is the best policy "Everything about my profile is based on elements of truth | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help! "A few winks but no messages yet. Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x | |||
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"Honesty is the best policy "You look very smart there Joe. Work, posh do or did you get married? | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help!
A few winks but no messages yet.
Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x"I'll hold off msging you then till the shower vid goes up | |||
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"Honesty is the best policy
You look very smart there Joe. Work, posh do or did you get married? "Much appreciated, I have a wedding coming up. She'll be surprised when she finds out about this place! *I'm joking, it's someone else's wedding! | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help!
A few winks but no messages yet.
Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x
I'll hold off msging you then till the shower vid goes up "I'm out of shower gel. I couldn't nip round yours could I? | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help!
A few winks but no messages yet.
Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x
I'll hold off msging you then till the shower vid goes up
I'm out of shower gel. I couldn't nip round yours could I?"Of course, as long as you don't mind smelling like summer fruits. | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help!
A few winks but no messages yet.
Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x
I'll hold off msging you then till the shower vid goes up
I'm out of shower gel. I couldn't nip round yours could I?
Of course, as long as you don't mind smelling like summer fruits."As long as you don't mind smelling of summer fruits too | |||
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"How's the new profile bio working out for you Willy? Any luck yet? It’s working for me… I winked him
Well, its nice to see one of these profile advice threads actually help!
A few winks but no messages yet.
Need to add a shower vid so it's not quite finished yet x
I'll hold off msging you then till the shower vid goes up
I'm out of shower gel. I couldn't nip round yours could I?
Of course, as long as you don't mind smelling like summer fruits.
As long as you don't mind smelling of summer fruits too "Course I don't mind, you don't think I'd let you loose with my summer fruit shower gel on your own do ya?! | |||
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"My milkshake and cake brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours. Milkshake does run the risk of bringing YET MORE boys to Mr Willy’s yard and I feel he’s not looking for that - I am prepared to be corrected A pint of milk stout is probably the way to go. What the bloody hell is milk stout?" It's dark beer made with lactose. So a sweeter stout beer. The ladies love a milk stout dontcha know. | |||
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"Honesty is the best policy "Are you crazy, how long have you been on here? It’s all about the bullshit, the more photos from 10 years ago and bragging how great you are in the sack the better. Trust me bullshit is the way to go!! | |||
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