FabSwingers.com forum: Be honest now…

By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

What’s up with the wank-n-ghost?

Back in my day, we’d have the one night stand, and then they’d never call.

But it made SOME kind of sense - you both got sex out of the equation.

I started noticing this phenomenon in maybe 2019… so before lockdowns. Can’t blame the lockdowns and resulting lack of social… intercourse (tee hee).

Wank-n-ghost is when someone you’ve never met slides into your DMs… the chat gets sexual… maybe there are pix, maybe you even see them on video call… then they cum, and POOF! Gone. Sometimes they even block you.

It doesn’t hurt my feelings (I don’t have those anymore) but it absolutely baffles me.

Why would anyone choose to sext someone (read: wank) and ghost… over meeting them and having the sex BEFORE ghosting?

I mean, this is a poor substitute for the one night stand, and everything that goes with it… the walk of shame! How can you do the walk of shame if all you got was a wank that you could have had on your own?

I’m genuinely puzzled by this phenomenon. And it happens more from vanilla social networks than from here or from dating apps. Way more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the one night stands getting touched by inflation

R.I.P

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Where theirs no sense theirs no feeling

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

TL; DR: why sext with a stranger then ghost them?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"TL; DR: why sext with a stranger then ghost them?"
married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post nut clarity init.

It’s an evil world we live in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"TL; DR: why sext with a stranger then ghost them?"

Little head versus big head

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Best not to engage in any online activities, problem solved.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"What’s up with the wank-n-ghost?

Back in my day, we’d have the one night stand, and then they’d never call.

But it made SOME kind of sense - you both got sex out of the equation.

I started noticing this phenomenon in maybe 2019… so before lockdowns. Can’t blame the lockdowns and resulting lack of social… intercourse (tee hee).

It doesn’t hurt my feelings (I don’t have those anymore) but it absolutely baffles me.

Why would anyone choose to sext someone (read: wank) and ghost… over meeting them and having the sex BEFORE ghosting?

I’m genuinely puzzled by this phenomenon. And it happens more from vanilla social networks than from here or from dating apps. Way more."

I agree this seems like a wierd thk g to do and a waste of time.

potentially they could have met and had sex witb any of the recipients.

I also find the lets talk about women and wank on the phone crowd strange as well.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Even the one night stands getting touched by inflation

R.I.P"

This is probably the reason.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Minor kink, I suppose. It’s the thought of having a sexy liaison that gets them going. Maybe they don’t have the freedom/bravery/whatever to nurture a potential meet, so they get their rocks off by sexy talk, pictures and imagination. Maybe they’ve got low self esteem.

I agree, I’ll take good sex over a wank’n’ghost anytime (great name btw!), but I love female company and have the freedom to give you (all) a night you’ll never forget

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

It's a very good conundrum you pose.

It's my belief (and only my opinion) that many (not all) people get off on this alone.

Some may not actually wish to meet but simply have a "pen friend" that aligns with their own sexual, or other, fantasies and don't wish for that fantasy to become a reality.

The easiest out for many is to simply stop dead in their tracks with no explanation. As frustrating as it can be, it's something that all members of any sites or forums should expect to be recipients of occasionally.

This isn't aimed at any one person, but simply my belief and I apologise if it differs profoundly from others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even the one night stands getting touched by inflation

R.I.P

This is probably the reason."

Probably married though.

I've never done it, anyone I've palmed myself off to I've met/planned to meet.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Minor kink, I suppose. It’s the thought of having a sexy liaison that gets them going. Maybe they don’t have the freedom/bravery/whatever to nurture a potential meet, so they get their rocks off by sexy talk, pictures and imagination. Maybe they’ve got low self esteem.

I agree, I’ll take good sex over a wank’n’ghost anytime (great name btw!), but I love female company and have the freedom to give you (all) a night you’ll never forget

*nervously*

… never forget as in I’ll be scarred for life?

;-)

I can’t take credit for the name - but I will say that she who coined it is fucking brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys lacking confidence that talk a big game in their bedroom but are worried they can’t deliver in person, so they get their end away and run

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They like the fantasy, but don't actually have the nerve to go through with it.

I've been there - although I fantasised on my own, rather than bothering anyone else.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Even the one night stands getting touched by inflation

R.I.P

This is probably the reason.

Probably married though.

I've never done it, anyone I've palmed myself off to I've met/planned to meet."

Maybe in a relationship.

The guys I’m thinking of are probably not married, because it seems to be a younger person phenomenon.

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Like others have said I think they get carried away with the fantasy but don’t have much intention of going beyond fantasising

Cant understand that tbh! Definitely rather get to live out the fantasy

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Guys lacking confidence that talk a big game in their bedroom but are worried they can’t deliver in person, so they get their end away and run "

That’s tragic that they lack confidence and it spills over onto other people - because the dudes I’m thinking of were all super hot. Like, women (and men) of all ages sweat them in the comments hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post nut clarity init.

It’s an evil world we live in"

The Cumdown.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"They like the fantasy, but don't actually have the nerve to go through with it.

I've been there - although I fantasised on my own, rather than bothering anyone else. "

And that’s what I would do if I felt like wanking over a random stranger’s pic instead of, I don’t know, real porn? The person would never even know I had a sexual thought about them.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Post nut clarity init.

It’s an evil world we live in

The Cumdown.

Sure seems like it. Maybe there’s some shame involved?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Shrinkflation or married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s up with the wank-n-ghost?

Back in my day, we’d have the one night stand, and then they’d never call.

But it made SOME kind of sense - you both got sex out of the equation.

I started noticing this phenomenon in maybe 2019… so before lockdowns. Can’t blame the lockdowns and resulting lack of social… intercourse (tee hee).

It doesn’t hurt my feelings (I don’t have those anymore) but it absolutely baffles me.

Why would anyone choose to sext someone (read: wank) and ghost… over meeting them and having the sex BEFORE ghosting?

I’m genuinely puzzled by this phenomenon. And it happens more from vanilla social networks than from here or from dating apps. Way more."

I’d never wank and ghost you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"They like the fantasy, but don't actually have the nerve to go through with it.

I've been there - although I fantasised on my own, rather than bothering anyone else.

And that’s what I would do if I felt like wanking over a random stranger’s pic instead of, I don’t know, real porn? The person would never even know I had a sexual thought about them."

Exactly. Or even just the idea of swinging, or group sex, or whatever.

No one will ever know what I've wanked about and not told anyone, and I never wasted anyone's time doing it.

I can see how you get to the ghost from there, but it's inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they’re closet straight? Hiding their chopping wood, changing tyres and general heteroness because the musical theatre group will just judge them?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics"

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't give them anything to wank over. The ones who actually want to meet will stick around, the wankers quickly realise they're wasting their time and disappear.

I stopped using Kik because all but one from loads of men who asked to chat there just wanted a wank.

I have better things to do with my time.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics"

I've had that quite a few times, on different sites.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"TL; DR: why sext with a stranger then ghost them?"

Because they got what they wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno. Ask them….. oh.

It’s expensive going out? They do t want to get called out for catfishing? The ChatBot they were using crashed and went ofline?

Sexting ain’t my thing ..

I’m more into video calls ..

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory. "

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off"

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Post nut clarity init.

It’s an evil world we live in"

That made me laugh so loudly. It’s so true!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno. Ask them….. oh.

It’s expensive going out? They do t want to get called out for catfishing? The ChatBot they were using crashed and went ofline?

Sexting ain’t my thing ..

I’m more into video calls ..

Can still ghost after a video call though right?

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

" I also find the lets talk about women and wank on the phone crowd strange as well. "

This is so bizarre to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno. Ask them….. oh.

It’s expensive going out? They do t want to get called out for catfishing? The ChatBot they were using crashed and went ofline?

Sexting ain’t my thing ..

I’m more into video calls ..

Can still ghost after a video call though right? "

People ghost after meeting up in person. It’s just a thing now I’ve found, and something I’ve started to accept sadly.

I’m not happy about it, but what can you do?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to.."

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"They like the fantasy, but don't actually have the nerve to go through with it.

I've been there - although I fantasised on my own, rather than bothering anyone else.

And that’s what I would do if I felt like wanking over a random stranger’s pic instead of, I don’t know, real porn? The person would never even know I had a sexual thought about them.

Exactly. Or even just the idea of swinging, or group sex, or whatever.

No one will ever know what I've wanked about and not told anyone, and I never wasted anyone's time doing it.

I can see how you get to the ghost from there, but it's inconsiderate."

yep. Big time.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I dunno. Ask them….. oh.

It’s expensive going out? They do t want to get called out for catfishing? The ChatBot they were using crashed and went ofline?

Sexting ain’t my thing ..

I’m more into video calls ..

Can still ghost after a video call though right?

People ghost after meeting up in person. It’s just a thing now I’ve found, and something I’ve started to accept sadly.

I’m not happy about it, but what can you do? "

I can… whinge about it on fab, of course.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I dunno. Ask them….. oh.

It’s expensive going out? They do t want to get called out for catfishing? The ChatBot they were using crashed and went ofline?

Sexting ain’t my thing ..

I’m more into video calls ..

Can still ghost after a video call though right? "

Certainly can.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…"

1. I’m omniscient, didn’t you know?

2. A BIT crackers? Only a BIT? I’ll have you know I’m certifiable. And you should be scared. Mwahaha.

3. Because every scenario I describe in the forums is real and definitely happened to me specifically - every time, right, l’il Willy?

(Every time I see you post I’m reminded of a song by The Sweet.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Wank-n-Ghost.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Much better to save for future wanks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though."

Oh god me too

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…

1. I’m omniscient, didn’t you know?

2. A BIT crackers? Only a BIT? I’ll have you know I’m certifiable. And you should be scared. Mwahaha.

3. Because every scenario I describe in the forums is real and definitely happened to me specifically - every time, right, l’il Willy?

(Every time I see you post I’m reminded of a song by The Sweet.)

Fever of Love?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though.

Oh god me too

You and me and Jeff are having a supernatural threesome. We can listen to Your Flesh is So Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha .. wank and ghost though …

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…

1. I’m omniscient, didn’t you know?

2. A BIT crackers? Only a BIT? I’ll have you know I’m certifiable. And you should be scared. Mwahaha.

3. Because every scenario I describe in the forums is real and definitely happened to me specifically - every time, right, l’il Willy?

(Every time I see you post I’m reminded of a song by The Sweet.)

Fever of Love?"

Nope.

https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA?si=ydYhOkP4FAZDjLlf

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's also a possibility they're not who they say they are in their pics

OP did mention video call so I discounted that theory.

This is true, but has happened to the OP more than once so I believe this would be one of the many reasons.

Another theory would be that the OP is a bit crackers and scares them off

Shhh say that quietly in case Faith hears ya…

1. I’m omniscient, didn’t you know?

2. A BIT crackers? Only a BIT? I’ll have you know I’m certifiable. And you should be scared. Mwahaha.

3. Because every scenario I describe in the forums is real and definitely happened to me specifically - every time, right, l’il Willy?

(Every time I see you post I’m reminded of a song by The Sweet.)

Fever of Love?

Nope.

https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA?si=ydYhOkP4FAZDjLlf

If it's little willy, I'm not watching it!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

OP, have you ever thought that these spiritual wraiths with whom you're engaging with may indeed be ghoulish apparitions, and not real people at all?

When was the last time you were sExorcised? †

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When was the last time you were sExorcised? †"

Sexorcised is brilliant. Thanks for that portmanteau, adding it to my collection.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"OP, have you ever thought that these spiritual wraiths with whom you're engaging with may indeed be ghoulish apparitions, and not real people at all?

When was the last time you were sExorcised? †"

Ooh, my last time… it’s one of these multiple choice answers.

A. I’ve not had sex in seventeen years next month. When I moved to the UK I subscribed to “no sex please, we’re British

B. I have partnered sex multiple times a day every day and sometimes I (or we) post whilst in flagrante delicto. I’m fab single and both of us are here on the forums with separate accounts

C. A few months - how long have I been back in the forums? I ain’t got nobody and nobody cares for me

E. I am still healing from being the receptacle in the prison gangbang - that’s what I do on the weekends

When was your last time?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"OP, have you ever thought that these spiritual wraiths with whom you're engaging with may indeed be ghoulish apparitions, and not real people at all?

When was the last time you were sExorcised? †

Ooh, my last time… it’s one of these multiple choice answers.

A. I’ve not had sex in seventeen years next month. When I moved to the UK I subscribed to “no sex please, we’re British

B. I have partnered sex multiple times a day every day and sometimes I (or we) post whilst in flagrante delicto. I’m fab single and both of us are here on the forums with separate accounts

C. A few months - how long have I been back in the forums? I ain’t got nobody and nobody cares for me

E. I am still healing from being the receptacle in the prison gangbang - that’s what I do on the weekends

When was your last time?

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I think you are "C".

When was my last time? About 4 weeks ago.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When was the last time you were sExorcised? †

Sexorcised is brilliant. Thanks for that portmanteau, adding it to my collection.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though.

Oh god me too

You and me and Jeff are having a supernatural threesome. We can listen to Your Flesh is So Nice "

I am definitely definitely holding you to that… among other things

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Shrinkflation or married "

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though.

Oh god me too

You and me and Jeff are having a supernatural threesome. We can listen to Your Flesh is So Nice

I am definitely definitely holding you to that… among other things

Darling, you can hold anything you like in regards to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your allowed to ghost people after you wank over them?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is Wank-a-ghost similar to Wank-n-ghost OP?

There’s a couple of dead people I wouldn’t mind giving a hand job to..

*drools over pix of Jeff Buckley*

I like this idea. I’d want the full incubus experience though.

Oh god me too

You and me and Jeff are having a supernatural threesome. We can listen to Your Flesh is So Nice

I am definitely definitely holding you to that… among other things

Darling, you can hold anything you like in regards to me x"

Oooffttt

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

This is why I don’t take conversation away from here and why my conversations are random stuff and not sex talk. Wanna get in my granny pants? Work for it buddy and meet me in person.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"OP, have you ever thought that these spiritual wraiths with whom you're engaging with may indeed be ghoulish apparitions, and not real people at all?

When was the last time you were sExorcised? †

Ooh, my last time… it’s one of these multiple choice answers.

A. I’ve not had sex in seventeen years next month. When I moved to the UK I subscribed to “no sex please, we’re British

B. I have partnered sex multiple times a day every day and sometimes I (or we) post whilst in flagrante delicto. I’m fab single and both of us are here on the forums with separate accounts

C. A few months - how long have I been back in the forums? I ain’t got nobody and nobody cares for me

E. I am still healing from being the receptacle in the prison gangbang - that’s what I do on the weekends

When was your last time?

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I think you are "C".

When was my last time? About 4 weeks ago."

Did you notice I left out “D” entirely?

That’s because I’m massively hard up. There is no D in my life.

Maybe.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"OP, have you ever thought that these spiritual wraiths with whom you're engaging with may indeed be ghoulish apparitions, and not real people at all?

When was the last time you were sExorcised? †

Ooh, my last time… it’s one of these multiple choice answers.

A. I’ve not had sex in seventeen years next month. When I moved to the UK I subscribed to “no sex please, we’re British

B. I have partnered sex multiple times a day every day and sometimes I (or we) post whilst in flagrante delicto. I’m fab single and both of us are here on the forums with separate accounts

C. A few months - how long have I been back in the forums? I ain’t got nobody and nobody cares for me

E. I am still healing from being the receptacle in the prison gangbang - that’s what I do on the weekends

When was your last time?

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I think you are "C".

When was my last time? About 4 weeks ago."

4 weeks. I wouldn’t even want it anymore…

Maybe.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"This is why I don’t take conversation away from here and why my conversations are random stuff and not sex talk. Wanna get in my granny pants? Work for it buddy and meet me in person. "

1. It wasn’t someone from fab

2. Imagine me sexting. Really. Try.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I always thought this was a participation sport, so wanking over pictures ain't my thing

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