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By *mf123 OP   Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

FACT

If you put on a generic shit to average scottish accent (jimmy krankie wont cut it) and say this phrase

You will never fail FACT

I think im going to slide my hand between your thighs while the other pins you firmly

Before pushing myself up close and energetically humping your shin like a horny wippet

You will deffo get laid that day

Ps deniers are liers

What other guarantees can you folks offer

enjoy your monday folks im outta here pps no scottish people were harmed in the making of this thread

Anyone affected by this can call some charity that can help i dont know of

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By *mf123 OP   Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ppps your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a guarantee, if I leave my bucket on my head I have half a chance of a shag.

If I remove it during said shag I will probably get screamed at then stabbed, the police would call it justifiable homicide. So no charges against you.

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By *rouble81Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


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Ps deniers are liers

"

You’re not wrong. I bought some PS tights from Primark that were meant to be 100 denier but they were 10 at best.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.

Yep.

I did that.......

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.

Yep.

I did that....... "

I shouldn't laugh but that did make me giggle

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By *mf123 OP   Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.

Yep.

I did that....... "
thats taking water damage to the extreme sorry for your loss

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