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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I think I’m dying. I’ve come to work as it seems pointless being at home with nobody to look after me. If there’s anyone willing to spoon me, bring me tissues, drinks and snacks then let me know and I will rush home post haste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do all of the above as long as there is a good forking in the pipeline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’m dying. I’ve come to work as it seems pointless being at home with nobody to look after me. If there’s anyone willing to spoon me, bring me tissues, drinks and snacks then let me know and I will rush home post haste "

Wish I was closer

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hell


"I will do all of the above as long as there is a good forking in the pipeline "

Perhaps at a later date I don’t think I could put a good performance in today!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Do not fear get some ginger biscuits and a coffee you will be fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a millennial when I see one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will do all of the above as long as there is a good forking in the pipeline

Perhaps at a later date I don’t think I could put a good performance in today! "

Not to worry I don’t last long anyway. I am willing to pass you tissues between pumps

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Sounds like you have contracted Man Flu, very rare in a woman

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sending snacks (I almost typed smacks!) in your hour of need.

Expect plenty of cake and biscuits to turn up.

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hell


"I know a millennial when I see one "

1989! Can’t afford any time off

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Having checked the NHS website, I’ve got every symptom of pneumonia, so I might have to suck it up and go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a millennial when I see one

1989! Can’t afford any time off "

Take the leap, call in sick tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having checked the NHS website, I’ve got every symptom of pneumonia, so I might have to suck it up and go home "

Yes and maybe call 111?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a Lemsip, and a pat/stroke on the head with a "there there" if that's any help OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having checked the NHS website, I’ve got every symptom of pneumonia, so I might have to suck it up and go home "

Get yourself home sweetheart and as someone said call the 111 helpline.

You may need antibiotics, best err on the side of caution.

Hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of it about....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I find a hot bath accompanied by a pint of lemsip with a liberal dose of scotch works wonders.

Sweating it out seems to work so ramp up the central heating too and stick loads of layers on. You'll feel a bit moist and minging for a while but it works.

Oh. And eating loads of ice cream helps too......

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Get well soon and may someone bring you Jaffa Cakes

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Sending you big many hugs and strong thoughts.

It sounds like you may have contracted man flu.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I think I’m dying. I’ve come to work as it seems pointless being at home with nobody to look after me. If there’s anyone willing to spoon me, bring me tissues, drinks and snacks then let me know and I will rush home post haste "
poor thing do you want castor sugar spooned into your mouth?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I hope you're not dead OP.

Signed

One poorly millennial to another poorly, dramatic millennial.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I know a millennial when I see one "

Ageism!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A glorious Pot Noodle shall cure all; Indeed, many a healing miracle have I performed with one of these wondrous things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a millennial when I see one

Ageism! "

I faced so much of it I thought I might as well join in

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I know a millennial when I see one

Ageism!

I faced so much of it I thought I might as well join in "

rude

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Perhaps move out of hell? Good temperature for this time of year but the neighbours will be wrong'uns

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I have rushed to the co op for cough mixture, all the had was a kids one, it seems there’s a lot of whatever it is about at the moment.

It seemed better than nothing, so I bought it. Along with the new creme egg bar

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ugh I hate those sick days where you force yourself to work when you just want to be at home, all tucked up getting looked after

Hope you feel better soon!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

I’d spoon that gorgeous bum but it may well lead to me taking your temperature the old fashioned way!

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