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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

… you can’t bloody sleep?

My bastard cat woke me up - no, listen, I adore the little fucker or I’d have turned him into a nice pair of fuzzy slippers a long time ago.

But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s a whiskered little sadist.

How am I going to get back to sleep?

Somebody flirt with me?

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
over a year ago

exeter

I cant sleep either, im sure if i was in your bed with you i wouldnt want to sleep anyway ??

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I cant sleep either, im sure if i was in your bed with you i wouldnt want to sleep anyway ??"

That’s the stuff!

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
over a year ago

mowcop

Dam cat x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Nobody’s suggested a wank..

… though I did try that earlier and my HAND fell asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can advise you on what not to do OP....Don't reach for your phone or any device when you wake in the middle of the night....Doing so stimulates your brain....& Try not to even put the light on....Just turn over & you'll soon be back to sleep....

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *cotMinOzMan
over a year ago

Mandurah

In Perth WA, heat is almost unbearable wakened every 2 hours. Heyho now lying by the pool.

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
over a year ago

exeter

Thats what i was about to do then i took a look at your pics and now im horny as fuck again lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"… you can’t bloody sleep?

My bastard cat woke me up - no, listen, I adore the little fucker or I’d have turned him into a nice pair of fuzzy slippers a long time ago.

But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s a whiskered little sadist.

How am I going to get back to sleep?

Somebody flirt with me? "
hey fuzzy I'm awake to and i dont have a bastard cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows! I normally use nytol but I've got none in the house, so I've resulted to downing a couple of beers to get me over.

Wish me luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck knows! I normally use nytol but I've got none in the house, so I've resulted to downing a couple of beers to get me over.

Wish me luck."

Alright, don't bring the tone down you perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know your cat is bastard? That’s a curious thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know your cat is bastard? That’s a curious thought. "

They are though ain't they, cute af but sneaky.

Very sneaky -.-

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Fuck knows! I normally use nytol but I've got none in the house, so I've resulted to downing a couple of beers to get me over.

Wish me luck."

That stuff gives me a nasty hangover.

Hope you got to sleep.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"How do you know your cat is bastard? That’s a curious thought. "

His parents weren’t married.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I get up "

All the way up?

Or just half mast?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

When I can't sleep I have a wank.

Makes use of the male tendency to pass straight out afterwards.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Hot chocolate and read a book works for me.

Eyes get droopy and soon after, sleep comes.

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