FabSwingers.com forum: I think I want it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The sex. But only if she gets on top. Do you know that feeling?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m a lazy husband most nights and she’s a very libido heavy wife.

I hear ya.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yeah I feel that.

Usually I’ll want to be on top to increase my chance of multiple orgasms but right now I just want someone to do the sex to me rather than have to actively participate.

It’s ok to be a pillow princess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same. "

Wanna do it?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?"

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs? "

We just touch each other I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sex. But only if she gets on top. Do you know that feeling?"

I hear ya. Ain't nobody got time for that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No I don't. I'm the woman who'd get on top. Maybe 0.05% of the time I'm wanting to lie back as he ploughs me with zero effort on my part. Like now whilst I'm poorly. Hoping if I type this it'll come true.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

We just touch each other I guess"

Okay.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"No I don't. I'm the woman who'd get on top. Maybe 0.05% of the time I'm wanting to lie back as he ploughs me with zero effort on my part. Like now whilst I'm poorly. Hoping if I type this it'll come true."

I’ll be your snow plough

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

We have yet to try that looking foward to it next time but not out of laziness

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The sex. But only if she gets on top. Do you know that feeling?"

I very much know that feeling. It's the best view in the world

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I’ll be your snow plough "

Battling through the cold? Thanks.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I hope poorly Meli becomes Well and Bouncing On Top of Someone Meli very soon.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs? "

If Pickle is prepared to lie on his side then that position where one of your legs goes between his and the other goes over his hips is a fantastic lazy one.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I love being on top though. It's my fave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

If Pickle is prepared to lie on his side then that position where one of your legs goes between his and the other goes over his hips is a fantastic lazy one.

Can I get a demonstration of this one, I can't quite picture it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanting to be on top? yeah

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m a lazy husband most nights and she’s a very libido heavy wife.

I hear ya."

We can hear you from here!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

If Pickle is prepared to lie on his side then that position where one of your legs goes between his and the other goes over his hips is a fantastic lazy one.

Can I get a demonstration of this one, I can't quite picture it

Of course. It may take a few goes to get it right.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No i can't come on top so you have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Fab I am sure you will get plenty of offers, I remember the old cliche when a woman said she had a cold. Next thing you know the guys all jumped in saying, “ I know what will make you feel better”!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ll be your snow plough

Battling through the cold? Thanks."

Not cold… I was thinking snow plough could be the male equivalent of a snow bunny.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I do like to be on top, with my boobs squished up against his face

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

Spoons sex. One can push forwards, one backwards and it gets the job done.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’m a lazy husband most nights and she’s a very libido heavy wife.

I hear ya.

We can hear you from here!!

We’ve really ramped it up just lately

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I love being on top

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I love being on top

Ride me like one of your French girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s more than welcome to go on top but I’m far from lazy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love being on top

Ride me like one of your French girls

. On my way. Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

If Pickle is prepared to lie on his side then that position where one of your legs goes between his and the other goes over his hips is a fantastic lazy one.

Can I get a demonstration of this one, I can't quite picture it

Of course. It may take a few goes to get it right.

We'll just have to keep going until we get it right.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I’ll be your snow plough

Battling through the cold? Thanks.

Not cold… I was thinking snow plough could be the male equivalent of a snow bunny.

Bravo Sam, bravo.

Sorely tempted to put that as what I'm looking for.

We don't deserve your great mind. Or beautiful penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love being on top

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let’s do it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love being on top

let’s do it"

Can I wear my cowboy hat and shout yeee haaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iHungMikeMan
over a year ago

Shaw

Enjoy trying every position possible, enjoy great sex

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m a lazy husband most nights and she’s a very libido heavy wife.

I hear ya.

We can hear you from here!!

We’ve really ramped it up just lately

Getting laid, eh?!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No…. I’m a squisher not a sqishee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. Laziness.

I’m the same.

Wanna do it?

How does that work if we both want to be on our backs?

If Pickle is prepared to lie on his side then that position where one of your legs goes between his and the other goes over his hips is a fantastic lazy one.

Ooh! That's what my partner and I do when we're both feeling lazy. We've called it "sex by post" for years (I can't remember why), but I found out the other day it's called "perpendicular spoons".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love being on top

let’s do it

Can I wear my cowboy hat and shout yeee haaaaaa"

Yes. I love you for your western looks, Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

He’ll die happy at least!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

This is my favourite comment in a very long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

He’ll die happy at least!"

To die by your thighs, what a heavenly way to die… or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

What a noble way to go

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ll be your snow plough

Battling through the cold? Thanks.

Not cold… I was thinking snow plough could be the male equivalent of a snow bunny.

Bravo Sam, bravo.

Sorely tempted to put that as what I'm looking for.

We don't deserve your great mind. Or beautiful penis."

Beautiful penis I’ll take.

But not in the literal way.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I love to get on top but I’m a thicc thigh and big titty queen so at his own peril be it. If he dies, he dies

He’ll die happy at least!

To die by your thighs, what a heavenly way to die… or something. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it but would prefer *insert whoever* to be on top

* not to be taken literally

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll do it but would prefer *insert whoever* to be on top

* not to be taken literally "

Me on top! Sold! To the hottie right here! X

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