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By *ruceyy OP   Man
45 weeks ago

London

On men's profiles here?

What do you wanna see or know about in their bio that may make you swoon a little harder for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Describe their finger game

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By *ora the explorerWoman
45 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Describe their finger game "

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Describe their finger game "

Guitar Hero elite

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By *amie HantsWoman
45 weeks ago

Atlantis

I wish more men were women tbh

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Their cooking skills and repertoire.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Describe their finger game "

I got one of those little finger-sized skateboards for Christmas (hand-painted by a pal). I’ve been practicing and manage a semi-convincing kickflip now. It’s all in the wrist.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I wish more men were women tbh "

Most of them are… on fab

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
45 weeks ago

west london


"Their cooking skills and repertoire."
Ricky's a chef..

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Their chess playing prowess.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
45 weeks ago

west london


"Their cooking skills and repertoire."

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By *amie HantsWoman
45 weeks ago

Atlantis


"I wish more men were women tbh

Most of them are… on fab"

I really like that picture. Is the driving one still about? Any chance H would reenact it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
45 weeks ago

East London

More pics of them taking a cock in their arses.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
45 weeks ago

Reading

How he will simulate my mind to make my fanny flutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Aaaaand let’s keep replies in the thread

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Describe their finger game

Guitar Hero elite "

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Describe their finger game

Guitar Hero elite "

In

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
45 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Just as long as they don’t want my Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

More photos hanging out the back of women to show our sexual prowess

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex

More words would be good.

More body parts other than cock.

More outfits/clothed shots

In short - more effort.

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By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"More pics of them taking a cock in their arses."

Err....no

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By *istr3ssWoman
45 weeks ago

Catterick

More pictures that are NOT their cock. More than half a dozen words in their write up would be nice too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
45 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Testicles

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Eye pics. Sparkly, twinkly eyes.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
45 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Bank balance

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Thighs

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By *lueseasWoman
45 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

More punctuation!

I find large chunks of text with no punctuation at all genuinely hard to understand!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
45 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Kittens and puppies

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The Truth would be awesome. Don't put what you, think we want to see, put what you, want to put.

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
45 weeks ago

Inverness

Less solo dick pics, 1 or 2 is plenty. More cum vids and cream pie vids.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I wish more men were women tbh

Most of them are… on fab

I really like that picture. Is the driving one still about? Any chance H would reenact it? "

Every single night baby

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By *ackformore100Man
45 weeks ago

Tin town

I think this covers it nicely..

https://youtu.be/WFGDPwsTX34?si=fVHGnlpRyClAmNHe

Billy connolly "demands"

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
45 weeks ago

Newcastle

Muscular thighs and backs, hairy chests, tattoos, more content in their bios

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill

More photos wearing suits.

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill


"Less solo dick pics, 1 or 2 is plenty. More cum vids and cream pie vids. "

Oh yes.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
45 weeks ago

Redditch


"Their chess playing prowess. "

I once got to the British Chess Prolem Solving Championship semi final and chess . com rates me at about 1100

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Face pictures. Humour.

I hope.

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London


"Their chess playing prowess.

I once got to the British Chess Prolem Solving Championship semi final and chess . com rates me at about 1100 "

Get in my bed.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"I wish more men were women tbh

Most of them are… on fab"

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
45 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire


"More words would be good.

More body parts other than cock.

More outfits/clothed shots

In short - more effort.

"

This.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
45 weeks ago

cardiff

No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa "

I can do that.

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

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More showing off their talents.

If they're great at reverse parking.

Play a musical instrument.

A gamer.

Baker.

You get the idea.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
45 weeks ago

Wales

Pictures of men cooking naked, apart from an apron.

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By *amie HantsWoman
45 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Pictures of men cooking naked, apart from an apron. "

Oooh that’s a good one. Gatsby had a good one but I think he’s gone unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits. "

Was literally about to add one of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits. "

This!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"More photos wearing suits. "

"More cum vids and cream pie vids. "

Here, there’s no way I’m making that sort of mess of my nice suits.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Less photos of their cock in someone else and more tasteful pictures of themselves!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
45 weeks ago

cardiff


"No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa

I can do that. "

Lets see then

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By *naswingdressWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

More evidence of creativity and personality. Whether that's in bio or pics. Give me an idea behind the person, not just that you're a guy looking for sex. That much is obvious.

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill


"More photos wearing suits. More cum vids and cream pie vids.

Here, there’s no way I’m making that sort of mess of my nice suits. "

Video stripping from a nice suit and then heavy spunking?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Will this suit pic suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"On men's profiles here?

What do you wanna see or know about in their bio that may make you swoon a little harder for them?"

More Passion, more leg work, more energy

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Describe their finger game

I got one of those little finger-sized skateboards for Christmas (hand-painted by a pal). I’ve been practicing and manage a semi-convincing kickflip now. It’s all in the wrist."

That would be impressive, but we'd need to see a video on your profile to believe you, RTG

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits. More cum vids and cream pie vids.

Here, there’s no way I’m making that sort of mess of my nice suits.

Video stripping from a nice suit and then heavy spunking? "

In 1 minute?

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Will this suit pic suffice?"

Love your profile

How's it working for you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…"

Imperial or metric? I never know with your age bracket

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Will this suit pic suffice?

Love your profile

How's it working for you?"

Oh I was about to jump in and say forearms but you have already provided.

Most appreciated profile pic there. Love a rolled up sleeve

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa

I can do that.

Lets see then "

Ok, tonight I’ll get on it

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Will this suit pic suffice?

Love your profile

How's it working for you?

Oh I was about to jump in and say forearms but you have already provided.

Most appreciated profile pic there. Love a rolled up sleeve

MrsAbz "

I'm working my way through this list. Give me a month and I'll upload a heavy cummer vid

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…

Imperial or metric? I never know with your age bracket"

I’m Gen X. We work in both

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…

Imperial or metric? I never know with your age bracket

I’m Gen X. We work in both "

Perfect.

Biggest finger is 124mm and penis is 158mm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Little video of B baking now on profile

J

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By *estarossa.Woman
45 weeks ago

Flagrante


"Little video of B baking now on profile

J"

Too short!!

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

.


"Little video of B baking now on profile

J"

Oh Julie! And B, obviously.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Little video of B baking now on profile

J"

I knead one of those videos on my profile. LOL!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Little video of B baking now on profile

J

I knead one of those videos on my profile. LOL!"

You do! Just for the forearm fans!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Will this suit pic suffice?

Love your profile

How's it working for you?"

Well thanks man

Yeh its mint for attracting people 400 miles away.

Maybe the ones closer think it's serious and won't dare take the risk

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…

Imperial or metric? I never know with your age bracket

I’m Gen X. We work in both

Perfect.

Biggest finger is 124mm and penis is 158mm"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Little video of B baking now on profile

J"

Omg

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
45 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"That would be impressive, but we'd need to see a video on your profile to believe you, RTG"

This I am *sure* would have the women falling at my feet.

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"Video stripping from a nice suit and then heavy spunking? "

And this can wait until you’re the one stripping me out of it.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"That would be impressive, but we'd need to see a video on your profile to believe you, RTG

This I am *sure* would have the women falling at my feet.

"

Will you stop thinking about your cock for one minute. I want to see this kick flip

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

1. Personality - I need something more than "man seeks likeminded women for fun" to be inspired to strike up a conversation. Tell me who you are and what "likeminded" means to you?

2. Honesty. Height, age, marital status, intentions. Honesty is the sexiest thing ever. It's a huge turn on!

3. Kinks and desires and fantasies (see point 1 and 2)

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"1. Personality - I need something more than "man seeks likeminded women for fun" to be inspired to strike up a conversation. Tell me who you are and what "likeminded" means to you?

2. Honesty. Height, age, marital status, intentions. Honesty is the sexiest thing ever. It's a huge turn on!

3. Kinks and desires and fantasies (see point 1 and 2) "

4. BOING videos.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
45 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Tightey whiteys and boings

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By *ora the explorerWoman
45 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"1. Personality - I need something more than "man seeks likeminded women for fun" to be inspired to strike up a conversation. Tell me who you are and what "likeminded" means to you?

2. Honesty. Height, age, marital status, intentions. Honesty is the sexiest thing ever. It's a huge turn on!

3. Kinks and desires and fantasies (see point 1 and 2)

4. BOING videos. "

Oh snap

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"How he will simulate my mind to make my fanny flutter."

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More words would be good.

More body parts other than cock.

More outfits/clothed shots

In short - more effort.

"

Effort! Yes! I equate low effort (lazy) profile = lazy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Tightey whiteys and boings "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"That would be impressive, but we'd need to see a video on your profile to believe you, RTG

This I am *sure* would have the women falling at my feet.

Will you stop thinking about your cock for one minute. I want to see this kick flip"

This. Less talk, more kick flip action RTG. I won't fall at your feet but I'll give you a nod of respect.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits.

This!

"

Another vote for this. A well fitted suit on a man is the lady boner equivalent of lingerie on a woman. There is a good reason this is a popular dress code at so many sex parties

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Videos

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Tightey whiteys and boings "

Definitely

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
45 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Describe their finger game "

1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Videos "

What sort of videos?

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Decent conversation, not necessarily about sex

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Videos

What sort of videos?"

Boing videos

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Boing videos "

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Decent conversation, not necessarily about sex "

Oops didn't read the post

Description of what they are looking for and less dick pics more suit pics

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill


"More photos wearing suits. More cum vids and cream pie vids.

Here, there’s no way I’m making that sort of mess of my nice suits.

Video stripping from a nice suit and then heavy spunking?

In 1 minute? "

Haha! Forgot about the minute!

It could be a part 1, part 2, etc… of course it could also be sent privately.

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By *a LunaWoman
45 weeks ago

South Wales

Erect penis pics. With big saggy balls.

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill

Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Videos "
reading videos?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa

I can do that.

Lets see then "

I really enjoyed reading more than taking the pictures of me reading

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By *weetiepie99Woman
45 weeks ago

cardiff


"No dick pics, no cum shots, no pussy pics. Just maybe them reading a book or having a nice cuppa

I can do that.

Lets see then

I really enjoyed reading more than taking the pictures of me reading "

Now this i like. The pictures and the reading clip!

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff "

Got to disagree with this. You simply cannot beat a strong boing or helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits. More cum vids and cream pie vids.

Here, there’s no way I’m making that sort of mess of my nice suits.

Video stripping from a nice suit and then heavy spunking?

In 1 minute?

Haha! Forgot about the minute!

It could be a part 1, part 2, etc… of course it could also be sent privately. "

Part 1 and 2 would definitely work! The teasing, then the finale

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff

Got to disagree with this. You simply cannot beat a strong boing or helicopter "

*Notes down helicopter idea*

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

My inbox. Now

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
45 weeks ago

London


"My inbox. Now "

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha"

Joe for sure

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff

Got to disagree with this. You simply cannot beat a strong boing or helicopter "

Who doesn’t love a helicopter?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now "

Well now I have something productive to do tomorrow...

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"My inbox. Now

Well now I have something productive to do tomorrow... "

On my desk by 11am please

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now

Well now I have something productive to do tomorrow...

On my desk by 11am please "

Love it when you get all demanding

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha"

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill

OMG I just can’t take them seriously!

Send the ladies your helicopters and boings and suit photos and heavy spunking videos to me…

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"OMG I just can’t take them seriously!

Send the ladies your helicopters and boings and suit photos and heavy spunking videos to me… "

Spunking videos? I’ve got one in my profile. Sent.

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By *adyBugsWoman
45 weeks ago

cognito

Penis’ wearing hats and googly eyes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Penis’ wearing hats and googly eyes please."
oh

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By *udy3Man
45 weeks ago

Corby

[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 00:12:25]

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky

Sent"

Someone call the firebrigade as we have a liar with his pants on fire here! I have zero boings or helicopters in my inbox and am most vexed

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky

Sent

Someone call the firebrigade as we have a liar with his pants on fire here! I have zero boings or helicopters in my inbox and am most vexed "

Oh shit you’re serious

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky

Sent

Someone call the firebrigade as we have a liar with his pants on fire here! I have zero boings or helicopters in my inbox and am most vexed

Oh shit you’re serious "

Always. I never, ever joke or be sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"My inbox. Now

Who you commanding in the inbox cougz? Haha

Soz - too much Sunday drinking. All the boings and helicopters please. I'm feeling frisky

Sent

Someone call the firebrigade as we have a liar with his pants on fire here! I have zero boings or helicopters in my inbox and am most vexed

Oh shit you’re serious

Always. I never, ever joke or be sarcastic "

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Thank God for that remove video feature in message amirite

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill

I haven’t received anything yet

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I haven’t received anything yet "

I sent mine. Must be a postal strike

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By *entle_lover_xMan
45 weeks ago

Great Dunmow


"More photos wearing suits.

This!

Another vote for this. A well fitted suit on a man is the lady boner equivalent of lingerie on a woman. There is a good reason this is a popular dress code at so many sex parties "

Really? Been to loads of parties and can't recall anybody in a suit. I remember one man last year a big party in a club and he looked way overdressed and out of place (and never took it off). Maybe I've been going to wrong/different parties Personally not going to wear a great suit to a sex party to see is crumpled in the corner and got knows what being splilt on it, not to mention perhaps losing my jacket - sometimes can't find my pants and often a battle looking for shoes. The pressure of retrieving an expensive suit would be too much

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By *reya73Woman
45 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Authenticity

And

Boing vids

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London

I would like more voices videos and/or laughter videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Videos

What sort of videos?"

Shower videos, soaping up....

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Shower videos, soaping up.... "

I’m not putting my phone in the shower….Come and film one for me?

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By *ilddukeMan
45 weeks ago

notts


"I would like exact measurements of fingers and cock Not using the Sky TV remote measurement scale…"

Love this one lol

My hands are like shovels lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Tributes some do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Less expectations on first message

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By *imply DeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever

Another vote for more voice videos.

Please

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester

Anything that tells me more about their likes and dislikes.

I get that by being generic you think you’re appealing to as many people as possible, but I’d rather rule myself out earlier than later if that’s going to happen!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Shower videos, soaping up.... "

Omg yes

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I wish more men were women tbh "

I'm both

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I would like more voices videos and/or laughter videos. "

Hi. May I interest you in my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Another vote for more voice videos.

Please "

Hi may I interest you in my profile?

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By *tsJustKateWoman
45 weeks ago

London

Reliability

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Tried to put a picture of a pile of sweeties in my profile pics but site mods said no.

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 10:58:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Reliability "

Good luck

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By *naswingdressWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tried to put a picture of a pile of sweeties in my profile pics but site mods said no. "

lay them all over your stomach or something and try it that way.

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Apparently it's OK if I place one on the end of my todger though..

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

So, let me get this right.

If I draw a chess board on My tummy whilst earing whities, use sweeties as chess pieces, and have a cake and roast dinner in the background. Have two ladies playing the game (video of course) for the prize in the whities, then I'll be a sexual magnet....

(just popped off to buy some sweets and a marker pen)

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By *naswingdressWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So, let me get this right.

If I draw a chess board on My tummy whilst earing whities, use sweeties as chess pieces, and have a cake and roast dinner in the background. Have two ladies playing the game (video of course) for the prize in the whities, then I'll be a sexual magnet....

(just popped off to buy some sweets and a marker pen) "

This sounds like cargo cult for Fab messages

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By *ottodot123Couple
45 weeks ago

Gillingham

More pics in jeans.

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By *ddie1966Man
45 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"So, let me get this right.

If I draw a chess board on My tummy whilst earing whities, use sweeties as chess pieces, and have a cake and roast dinner in the background. Have two ladies playing the game (video of course) for the prize in the whities, then I'll be a sexual magnet....

(just popped off to buy some sweets and a marker pen)

This sounds like cargo cult for Fab messages "

It's gotta be better than the alternative.

Mens profile pictures looking like a Grattans Catalogue..

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By *tsJustKateWoman
45 weeks ago

London


"Reliability

Good luck"

Yes, what was I thinking???

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By *imply DeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever


"Another vote for more voice videos.

Please

Hi may I interest you in my profile?"

I think we become (Fab) friends again.

I’m missing out on the best things.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff "

Making me laugh is why it's a turn on for me

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
45 weeks ago

London


"Just for the record, boings and helicopters do nothing for me. They make me laugh= huge turnoff

Making me laugh is why it's a turn on for me "

I'll make you laugh

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Shower videos, soaping up.... "

Another vote for this

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Shower videos, soaping up....

Another vote for this "

Okay got it

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"More photos wearing suits.

This!

Another vote for this. A well fitted suit on a man is the lady boner equivalent of lingerie on a woman. There is a good reason this is a popular dress code at so many sex parties

Really? Been to loads of parties and can't recall anybody in a suit. I remember one man last year a big party in a club and he looked way overdressed and out of place (and never took it off). Maybe I've been going to wrong/different parties Personally not going to wear a great suit to a sex party to see is crumpled in the corner and got knows what being splilt on it, not to mention perhaps losing my jacket - sometimes can't find my pants and often a battle looking for shoes. The pressure of retrieving an expensive suit would be too much "

It doesn't have to be expensive to look good, but I also wasn't talking about clubs. Private parties and mansion parties, CMNF events, dinner and play parties. I've been to some very classy debauched events.

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By *agnar73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Videos

What sort of videos?

Shower videos, soaping up....

Another vote for this "

I dunno if men have the coordination to shower, camera and not destroy the phone with wet soapiness

I’m trying to figure a ziplock bag answer for that ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
45 weeks ago

Coventry

Cocks!! Nooooo

Shower vid mmmmmm soapy,.

Teasing shots, ooooh white boxers, maybe chocolate

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received "

This thread was a bad idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received "

The soapy shower videos are something. I’d welcome those…

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea... "

Looking sharp in your suit though, Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

The soapy shower videos are something. I’d welcome those… "

Swear down?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

Looking sharp in your suit though, Joe "

Yeah, I'll admit I got that idea from this thread but thank you, the top half was all the effort needed though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"It's gotta be better than the alternative.

Mens profile pictures looking like a Grattans Catalogue.. "

I want this. Naked except for a beige cardigan. One foot on a chair, thoughtful expression, chin resting on hand, elbow resting on knee.

J

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

Looking sharp in your suit though, Joe

Yeah, I'll admit I got that idea from this thread but thank you, the top half was all the effort needed though "

Love it

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

Looking sharp in your suit though, Joe

Yeah, I'll admit I got that idea from this thread but thank you, the top half was all the effort needed though "

Well now I need to know what was on the bottom half lol

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By *agnar73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It's gotta be better than the alternative.

Mens profile pictures looking like a Grattans Catalogue..

I want this. Naked except for a beige cardigan. One foot on a chair, thoughtful expression, chin resting on hand, elbow resting on knee.

J

"

That’s just plain pervy

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea... "

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!"

I believe that was more a of moisturising one than a soapy shower one

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!

I believe that was more a of moisturising one than a soapy shower one "

Oh, thats what you were doing with your hands, moisturising!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!

I believe that was more a of moisturising one than a soapy shower one

Oh, thats what you were doing with your hands, moisturising! "

Was it even moisturiser?!

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By *aizyWoman
45 weeks ago

west midlands


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!

I believe that was more a of moisturising one than a soapy shower one

Oh, thats what you were doing with your hands, moisturising!

Was it even moisturiser?! "

Tbh, I'm suprised I even noticed the shower in that vid, never mind the moisturiser!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"So on the back of this I received some fabulous boing and helicopter vids. No longer vexed and kisses to those who entertained me today. You guys are THE best.

Next on my list are the soapy shower vids. Donations gratefully received

This thread was a bad idea...

I think I noticed a shower in one of your videos Joe, I'll have to watch again just to be sure!

I believe that was more a of moisturising one than a soapy shower one

Oh, thats what you were doing with your hands, moisturising!

Was it even moisturiser?!

Tbh, I'm suprised I even noticed the shower in that vid, never mind the moisturiser! "

...

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By *mf123Man
45 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

See fact thread for your answer

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By *lbethereMan
4 days ago

Manchester


"I wish more men were women tbh

Most of them are… on fab"

Spot on 😂

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By *enelope2UWoman
4 days ago

Fife

Actually saying what they want Vs the try to cast an anything goes net. Then when you see from READING their profile they aren't compatible they then start the lie ohh but I'm not really bi..I'm not really looking for a cum bucket, I'm not really single etc

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By *iscotti32Woman
4 days ago

gateshead

Personality and face pics

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