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"Fucking hell this place is getting like east midlands more by the day, there’s departures and arrivals flying in from all over the place. The mr " Well as long as you stick the landing all should be good in the Fab world  | |||
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Next time OP, just hide your account and saves having to start again when you inevitably return | |||
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"Ah I also occasionally try the dating game and get the same speech
Next time OP, just hide your account and saves having to start again when you inevitably return "I couldn’t imagine why you would get the same speech, do you only last 30 seconds too!!
We will have to share war stories sometime.
I am an old hand at this that’s why I hid my profile and it says I have been on 2 months….. I think I invented speed dating as that’s how long it took for the relationship to go belly up and for me to be back on here.
Although my original hiatus was 10 years!!! | |||
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"Greetings earthling "Thank you although it’s been said I am not from this planet | |||
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"I came back to Fab after a long hiatus a few months ago but tried the dating game again! All was going well but I was nervous as I knew we would have to have sex sooner or later. What’s the problem? Isn’t that a good thing. Well no as I am as well endowed as an anorexic slug and last all of 30 seconds, one night with me and I get the, “ it’s not you it’s me” speech. So I sat around pondering what I should do about it? My solution was to return to Fab where all the guys have members twice the size of Sky remotes and all the women answer every message with, when can we meet. I was given a very warm welcome when I returned and a chair in the lounge was pulled up for me. I am hoping to get the same warm welcome or I will sulk and complain endlessly about the clique!! A disclaimer…..read my profile if you can be bothered and you will get a good idea what I am about. Looking forward to getting to know you all again, good people of the Forum. "Hello. Nice bum indeed   | |||
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" Hello. Nice bum indeed "Why thank you, I have been told it’s my best side  | |||
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" Hello. Nice bum indeed
Why thank you, I have been told it’s my best side "You're welcome well I can't see the front to compare lol | |||
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"Welcome back. Nothing has changed. Fab ever like a comfortable pair of slippers. " Thank you, I have my slippers, smoking jacket and a cup of tea. What more do you need to traverse the choppy waters of Fab | |||
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" Hello. Nice bum indeed
Why thank you, I have been told it’s my best side
You're welcome well I can't see the front to compare lol"I usually get stoned when I turn around | |||
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" Hello. Nice bum indeed
Why thank you, I have been told it’s my best side
You're welcome well I can't see the front to compare lol
I usually get stoned when I turn around "I'm.sure that'd not true lol | |||
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"New meat!  *waves. "Not quite new, more matured and seasoned | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned "Well seasoned meat tastes better | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better "As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer | |||
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"A nice bum and wit. Who cares about the rest, frankly??? "Thank you and hopefully you see how deep the wit goes | |||
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"Hello OP, no waving emoji so have a thumbs up "Hello back and a thumbs up is far superior to a wave  | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better
As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer "That's a whole other kink  | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better
As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer
That's a whole other kink "Yes it is but not the weirdest thing I have been asked to do!!  | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better
As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer
That's a whole other kink
Yes it is but not the weirdest thing I have been asked to do!! "Ooh now I'm intrigued! | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better
As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer
That's a whole other kink
Yes it is but not the weirdest thing I have been asked to do!!
Ooh now I'm intrigued! "When I have reintegrated back into the forum properly. I will share a few stories, I have heard more out there fetishs stories from people than my own. I don’t judge if you enjoy it and you’re not harming anyone (permanently) crack on with I say | |||
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"Glad you've ventured out from under the rock again "The frost was getting to me so I had little choice | |||
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"New meat! *waves.
Not quite new, more matured and seasoned
Well seasoned meat tastes better
As long as they leave the tenderiser in the cutlery drawer
That's a whole other kink
Yes it is but not the weirdest thing I have been asked to do!!
Ooh now I'm intrigued!
When I have reintegrated back into the forum properly. I will share a few stories, I have heard more out there fetishs stories from people than my own.
I don’t judge if you enjoy it and you’re not harming anyone (permanently) crack on with I say "Excellent | |||
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"Oh hello  "Ahhh Fluffy you’re still here, that’s made my day. I will have to drop you a message and we can have a catch up | |||
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" Hello. Nice bum indeed
Why thank you, I have been told it’s my best side "I agree, lovely ass. | |||
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"Glad you've ventured out from under the rock again
The frost was getting to me so I had little choice "Oh dear  | |||
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"So when were you here before?" I rejoined a couple of months ago but hid my account as I started dating but before that I was 29 I think and was on for about 18 months or so. Off the top of my head it was around 12 years ago. | |||
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"Glad you've ventured out from under the rock again
The frost was getting to me so I had little choice
Oh dear "Not to worry I am now basking on n the warm glow of you good people | |||
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"Welcome back OP " Thank you Littlebird, love your username and beautiful pictures | |||
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"Welcome back OP Thank you Littlebird, love your username and beautiful pictures "Thank you | |||
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"Welcome back your profile had me in stitches! "thank you and I am glad you enjoyed it also thank you Diamondsmiles and Cookie. I have felt a warm glow in my heart and a twitching in my loins from the warm welcome I have had | |||
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"Tell me OP, when you were here previously did you ••only and exclusively•• reply to women and couples on forum threads and disregard the gentlemen entirely?
#MaleSolidarityNonExistent"Oh I am sorry I did miss you out, but to answer your question I try to reply to everyone. Thank you for the warm welcome Nero here and on the nocturnal thread. If you scroll back only three guys posted one I answered, one put sup ( not sure what to reply to that) and i missed your welcome. I will try harder next time Nero I promise | |||
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"Tell me OP, when you were here previously did you ••only and exclusively•• reply to women and couples on forum threads and disregard the gentlemen entirely?
#MaleSolidarityNonExistent" | |||
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"Tell me OP, when you were here previously did you ••only and exclusively•• reply to women and couples on forum threads and disregard the gentlemen entirely?
#MaleSolidarityNonExistent
"I know he called me up on that, but I take constructive criticism well and the situation has been remedied.
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