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Is there such a thing as TOO attractive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.

They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".

Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my profile for some tips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried uploading face pictures to scare them off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried uploading face pictures to scare them off"

I had to take them down due to backlash for showing such a beautiful face. Fab guide lines or something?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

God I hate that! I really struggle with this in real life.

I’ve got a boss who wants me to work Monday TO Friday when I’m fairly sure the deal would be Monday or Friday. Seems a bit controlling to need me everyday.

I remember one time I was driving home and the police literally chased me down to the motorway to tell me I was speeding and he needed my details.

Nice try officer but there are other ways to try get my name and address

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It's a curse isn't it.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"God I hate that! I really struggle with this in real life.

I’ve got a boss who wants me to work Monday TO Friday when I’m fairly sure the deal would be Monday or Friday. Seems a bit controlling to need me everyday.

I remember one time I was driving home and the police literally chased me down to the motorway to tell me I was speeding and he needed my details.

Nice try officer but there are other ways to try get my name and address "

lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

It's okay OP. Just fuck the fellow beautiful people and there's no issue

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.

They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".

Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?

Yes Me too people see me as threat as I am so incredibly handsome, smart and adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.

They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".

Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?"

Wellll, yeah mate...kinda like glaring at the sun for too long

Tone it down can't ya?!

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By *entleswinger69Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

So people keep telling me

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Have you thought about dying your hair ginger?

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

The last house on the left…


"I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.

They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".

Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?"

I feel your pain

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yes OP. It happens.

Look, you're not going to find your equals on Fab so you should probably look elsewhere. It'll also stop people comparing and crying when they realise they could never measure up to you.

Do it for the good of humanity.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Eye of the beholder and all that

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