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Horrible nightmare about my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Can i ask is this plan of attack working? I may change if it is

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i ask is this plan of attack working? I may change if it is "

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily "

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about "

I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If any women fancy sampling a big gorgeous cock let me know. My inbox is open 24/7.

I'm also discreet and won[ mention your name when bragging. Hahaha joking

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles"

I keep dreaming I'm on a grid like in Tron

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about

I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?"

It's a pleasure to be burdoned with it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about

I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?"

I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing

Hahaha

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about

I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?

I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing

Hahaha

"

Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny enough, I had a nightmare about a cock last night. I woke myself from laughing about it in my sleep.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about

I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?

I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing

Hahaha

Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks "

cmon woman feed his ego

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"cmon woman feed his ego "

But why pretend to feed someone's ego?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cmon woman feed his ego

But why pretend to feed someone's ego? "

It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"cmon woman feed his ego

But why pretend to feed someone's ego?

It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . "

Yes dear. I'm sure between the number of verifications and the videos of considerably larger than human toys I'm just woefully intimidated by a normal human penis

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"cmon woman feed his ego

But why pretend to feed someone's ego?

It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . "

lol ok i admit i am

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Yes i did too, i dreamt it has fallen off. Then i woke up, looked down and it really was gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cmon woman feed his ego

But why pretend to feed someone's ego?

It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . lol ok i admit i am "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes i did too, i dreamt it has fallen off. Then i woke up, looked down and it really was gone."

What? All 10 inches?x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Yes i did too, i dreamt it has fallen off. Then i woke up, looked down and it really was gone.

What? All 10 inches?x"

11.5 inches actually, must have been sucked into a rabbit hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes i did too, i dreamt it has fallen off. Then i woke up, looked down and it really was gone.

What? All 10 inches?x

11.5 inches actually, must have been sucked into a rabbit hole"

Just a dream.. but my member is real

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Are you on medication OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you on medication OP?"

You post stupid uncalled for messages. Are you on medicatio n?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Whelp, the name tracks at least.

LvM

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I drempt mine was 1 inch

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From the ground

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Are you on medication OP?

You post stupid uncalled for messages. Are you on medicatio n?"

There's many medications that come with side effects like night terrors and intense dreaming.

It's a valid question

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I dream it it was only 9 mm long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?"

Oh no! Was it a chode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

…."

You look a lot tinier than that in your profile pic on my phone.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing

Hahaha

Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks "

Opportunistic forum posting seldom works. It usually smacks of desperation!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?"

Hahahahahahaha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a nightmare about my 5 inches .

Some women don't like it that wide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you on medication OP?

You post stupid uncalled for messages. Are you on medicatio n?

There's many medications that come with side effects like night terrors and intense dreaming.

It's a valid question "

I don't any but thankyou for your concern. You may sleep with me to find out babes XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a nightmare about my 5 inches .

Some women don't like it that wide "

That's yer gap between your ears described then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?"

I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.

Sorry

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I have a few nightmares but none seem to be posting in the forums at the moment.

Good evening PW

You wish. I actually like you a little tiny bit."

New year new you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?

I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.

Sorry"

It's ok, we have established that you're just too big. Too much man.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily

Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about "

A problem known to every married woman, I am reliably informed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?

I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.

Sorry

It's ok, we have established that you're just too big. Too much man.

J"

I am and no shame in you admitting that

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles"

Bravo sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

"

He's not talking about porridge haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have a nightmare about my 5 inches .

Some women don't like it that wide

That's yer gap between your ears described then "

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha "

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

"

Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round "

Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

north west

Sounds like a parody account ran by a teenager

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Sounds like a parody account ran by a teenager"

Yes, I've spent a very amused few minutes reading this thread. They just get better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round

Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.

"

I understand you now

It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a parody account ran by a teenager"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a parody account ran by a teenager

Yes, I've spent a very amused few minutes reading this thread. They just get better."

UW I'll give you both the consideration it deserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Rude, OP, you get back what you put in. There's a unpleasant tone to your posts so you get unpleasant replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Rude, OP, you get back what you put in. There's a unpleasant tone to your posts so you get unpleasant replies"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 23:17:46]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 23:17:46]"

They're actually not much copper, you know? They're copper-plated steel. Good quiz fact, there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 23:17:46]

They're actually not much copper, you know? They're copper-plated steel. Good quiz fact, there! "

Is steel not inferior conductivity? And does it effect the watts carried by the same sized cores?

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?"

I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?

I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!"

Phew.. bet you hd a shock.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 23:17:46]

They're actually not much copper, you know? They're copper-plated steel. Good quiz fact, there!

Is steel not inferior conductivity? And does it effect the watts carried by the same sized cores?"

The coins, dude. The coins (1p)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?

I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!

Phew.. bet you hd a shock."

Nah, that's the people who had the copper plated steel wires

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?

I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!

Phew.. bet you hd a shock.

Nah, that's the people who had the copper plated steel wires "

Oh your right! I just got a magnet to stick to one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I can still read what's written on mine in a really big font... "She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions. -- Ezekiel 23:20"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock nightmare.. Suggest wd40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or too much viagra

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No, I can still read what's written on mine in a really big font... "She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions. -- Ezekiel 23:20""

It says that too, I just checked!

Verse 21 says, "You reverted to the depravity of your youth, when Egyptians fondled your breasts, caressing your young nipples."

Rude stuff

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I'm not sure this post is going as well as the OP expected .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure this post is going as well as the OP expected ."

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round

Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.

I understand you now

It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.

"

If you read the joke that I applauded it was about Milton Keynes, it was not about you.

I refrain from making fun of people I don't know as I wouldn't wish to offend anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

Bravo sir.

He's not talking about porridge haha

No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc

Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round

Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.

I understand you now

It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.

If you read the joke that I applauded it was about Milton Keynes, it was not about you.

I refrain from making fun of people I don't know as I wouldn't wish to offend anyone.

"

Okay, no worries let's forget it, I have

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

I don't recall dreaming about your cock at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't recall dreaming about your cock at all. "

Good

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?"

You go gurl, swish like there's no tomorrow

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ahhhhh I see the trap you have set there.. the question is, has it worked? Asking for a friend..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.

Anyone had bad dreams like this?

You go gurl, swish like there's no tomorrow "

What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhhh I see the trap you have set there.. the question is, has it worked? Asking for a friend.. "

Yes it is fully functioning.

Can send pic of "proof of life"

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles

I keep dreaming I'm on a grid like in Tron "

Upvoting for the first Tron reference I've ever seen in the forums

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