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Bogie Dilemmas (parts 1 and 2)

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Bogie Dilemma 1

You’ve met up with a potential new playmate and they certainly do seem to tick all the right boxes… things are just tickerdiboo. The moment comes when you are about to share that first kiss… but just as you lean in a bungee-bogie makes a breaks for it and dangles dangerously close to their top lip It’s obvious it’s not going to drop off before you complete the lean in, so do you:

a) back off and make an excuse to leave

b) pause to flick the offending bogie out of the way

c) go in for the kiss and hope it doesn’t drop off to land on your lip

d) something else

Bogie Dilemma 2

You’re in the throws of a passionate shagathon and whilst your playmate tries to muffle a moan of pleasure the sudden flow of air through their nostrils shoots out a bogie which hangs precariously from the end of their nose. They reach to pull you close so they can kiss you, do you:

a) tell them you have a fetish involving covering their face with a pillow

b) ask them to suck your toes and subtly flick the bogie with your big toe

c) ask them to rim you (out of sight out of mind)

d) something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on both situations i would say.....

oh fucking hell sort out ya nose before u come close to me!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on both situations i would say.....

oh fucking hell sort out ya nose before u come close to me!!!!!!"

oh....u silver tongued temptress...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say "Stop, sorry, you have something hanging off your nose and it is putting me right off. Please clean up before we contineu!"

Passion killer I know, however, better be honest than feel sick I'd say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I would immediately puke... bogies are the only thing to turn my stomach..... passion killed and probably the other person too if I swiped at their bogie

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

On both occasions, I'd just eat it and be done with, silly to be wasting shagging time

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"On both occasions, I'd just eat it and be done with, silly to be wasting shagging time "

God bless ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do feel quite ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On both occasions, I'd just eat it and be done with, silly to be wasting shagging time "

OMG!!! I feel faint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On both occasions, I'd just eat it and be done with, silly to be wasting shagging time

OMG!!! I feel faint "

will...errrr...catch ya

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"OMG!!! I feel faint "

Several people appear not very well on this thread

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

share it i say

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I'd be sick - in fact i do feel like puking now - you really are a sick lot! Z xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

Bogie Dilemma 1

You’ve met up with a potential new playmate and they certainly do seem to tick all the right boxes… things are just tickerdiboo. The moment comes when you are about to share that first kiss… but just as you lean in a bungee-bogie makes a breaks for it and dangles dangerously close to their top lip It’s obvious it’s not going to drop off before you complete the lean in, so do you:

a) back off and make an excuse to leave

b) pause to flick the offending bogie out of the way

c) go in for the kiss and hope it doesn’t drop off to land on your lip

d) something else

Bogie Dilemma 2

You’re in the throws of a passionate shagathon and whilst your playmate tries to muffle a moan of pleasure the sudden flow of air through their nostrils shoots out a bogie which hangs precariously from the end of their nose. They reach to pull you close so they can kiss you, do you:

a) tell them you have a fetish involving covering their face with a pillow

b) ask them to suck your toes and subtly flick the bogie with your big toe

c) ask them to rim you (out of sight out of mind)

d) something else

"

lmao ...love the way this woman,likes to prepare for all eventualities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really have to tell her and it would put me of in case another dropped down later.

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