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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

Yes indeedy; This is the place to ask all those sexual questions that you’ve always wanted the answers to but….

a) You are too embarrassed to raise in polite society…..and…..

b) You can’t be arsed to look up on google.

Simply ask any sexually themed question here therefore and wait for another forum member to provide the answer/s.

Off you go now my fine people and may the force be with you and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the clitoris

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Weeping sores are normal, right?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Where is the clitoris"

Ah ha! I can answer this one with some confidence.

It’s just outside Luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the clitoris

Ah ha! I can answer this one with some confidence.

It’s just outside Luton "

Explains why I’d never go there then

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Weeping sores are normal, right?"

Absolutely. Sores can be very emotional. It’s absolutely normal. Give them a hanky and all will be well

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Ey up good folks

Yes indeedy; This is the place to ask all those sexual questions that you’ve always wanted the answers to but….

a) You are too embarrassed to raise in polite society…..and…..

b) You can’t be arsed to look up on google.

Simply ask any sexually themed question here therefore and wait for another forum member to provide the answer/s.

Off you go now my fine people and may the force be with you and stuff "

nothing i need to know, been there done it

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

"

Pogoing??

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Are fat men more comfortable to shag?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Why do most women, when they're cumming, close their legs tight?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??"

Oooo I like that name

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Nora,can I see your rat

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??

Oooo I like that name "

I thought it was called the space chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I keep getting wet eyes when I look at cocks?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Why do Men and Women when wanking a cock move the foreskin up and down reducing sensitivity? Why don't they hold the foreskin back and use lube?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??

Oooo I like that name

I thought it was called the space chopper"

The lady’s movement does indeed very closely resemble being on a space hopper

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??

Oooo I like that name

I thought it was called the space chopper"

I think its called that when the woman is in the reverse position

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why do I keep getting wet eyes when I look at cocks?"

Tears of joy, clearly.

….unless your wet eyes sting to….in which case the snake has spat venom at you….

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??

Oooo I like that name

I thought it was called the space chopper

I think its called that when the woman is in the reverse position"

Thank you for clearing that up. I now know what to ask you for

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are fat men more comfortable to shag?"

Like a squishy waterbed

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Why do I keep getting wet eyes when I look at cocks?"

Spooge innit

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Are fat men more comfortable to shag?

Like a squishy waterbed "

This was my thoughts. Thank you for confirming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men judge wonky Fanny lips?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Why do I keep getting wet eyes when I look at cocks?"

Have you been sucking them first?

Goggles might help

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Do men judge wonky Fanny lips?"

Nope.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is there a treatment for ideology induced vaginal dryness?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm never too embarrassed to raise a sexual question in polite society, this is a curse.

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can someone please describe definitively, the ‘Deep stick’ position to me?

Also, ‘Prone bone’…

Every time someone mentions it on here and I dash off to google it, about ten different positions are depicted in my search

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there a treatment for ideology induced vaginal dryness?"

Buddhism is the answer.

…..and Greek natural yogurt.

….I think

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Why do most women, when they're cumming, close their legs tight?"

It means they’re faking it

Hope this helps

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, I’ve just thought of another position that I need to pick your collective brains regarding the term for:

It’s wherein the lady lay on her side in a recovery like position and the man slides into her whilst kneeling.

What is this so called? (Other than highly enjoyable!)

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Will someone here have sex with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do most women, when they're cumming, close their legs tight?"

They're squeezing their clitoris for a more intense climax

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Are fat men more comfortable to shag?

Like a squishy waterbed

This was my thoughts. Thank you for confirming "

What about fat women? Asking for, well, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are fat men more comfortable to shag?

Like a squishy waterbed

This was my thoughts. Thank you for confirming

What about fat women? Asking for, well, me. "

I wanna find out

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Will someone here have sex with me?"

Oh, ok then

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Actually, I’ve just thought of another position that I need to pick your collective brains regarding the term for:

It’s wherein the lady lay on her side in a recovery like position and the man slides into her whilst kneeling.

What is this so called? (Other than highly enjoyable!) "

Eureka! It is ostensibly referred to as, the Pretzel dip (an admittedly rather disappointing name but hey ho and all that).

Any fellow pretzel dipping fans here?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Actually, I’ve just thought of another position that I need to pick your collective brains regarding the term for:

It’s wherein the lady lay on her side in a recovery like position and the man slides into her whilst kneeling.

What is this so called? (Other than highly enjoyable!) "

That's called my favourite position... Let me ask my fwb if he knows the name for it

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Actually, I’ve just thought of another position that I need to pick your collective brains regarding the term for:

It’s wherein the lady lay on her side in a recovery like position and the man slides into her whilst kneeling.

What is this so called? (Other than highly enjoyable!)

Eureka! It is ostensibly referred to as, the Pretzel dip (an admittedly rather disappointing name but hey ho and all that).

Any fellow pretzel dipping fans here?

"

Having looked at the images, yes! I always thought the pretzel was when the woman was almost folded in half!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men judge wonky Fanny lips?"

Men love fanny lips it’s women having opinions on other women and daft cosmetic surgeries

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Actually, I’ve just thought of another position that I need to pick your collective brains regarding the term for:

It’s wherein the lady lay on her side in a recovery like position and the man slides into her whilst kneeling.

What is this so called? (Other than highly enjoyable!)

Eureka! It is ostensibly referred to as, the Pretzel dip (an admittedly rather disappointing name but hey ho and all that).

Any fellow pretzel dipping fans here?

Having looked at the images, yes! I always thought the pretzel was when the woman was almost folded in half!"

l’ve always previously referred to it as ‘The Recovery Position’.

I still think my term sounds better than the mention of snacks though.

I mean pretzels are surely for after the sex, right?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Why do most women, when they're cumming, close their legs tight?

They're squeezing their clitoris for a more intense climax"

Ah thank you. Sounds like you speak from experience! X

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"Nora,can I see your rat"

I’m laughing hysterically at this and haven’t a clue what it means

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"What is the name of the sexual position wherein I lay on my back whilst the lady squats on my cock and moves up and down via the use of her quadriceps only? (I bloody love that!)

Pogoing??

Oooo I like that name

I thought it was called the space chopper

The lady’s movement does indeed very closely resemble being on a space hopper "

Only if she’s shagging the Tango guy

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Do men judge wonky Fanny lips?"

I'll bring a ruler and a spirit level.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"Do men judge wonky Fanny lips?"

Do you mean do they give each one a separate score?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Is there a name for two women riding on top of a man. On face and cock.

Is it as simple as double cowgirl or ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are fat men more comfortable to shag?

Like a squishy waterbed

This was my thoughts. Thank you for confirming "

For me if they are too slim or toned you just get solidness it doesn't feel as great. With a little bit or a bigger bit of extra padding, it feels soft and cuddly and just really really nice.

That's me anyway x

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Do clowns fuck in uniform also how many boobs can they juggle riding a unicycle

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