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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well it worked for Pickle last night. Anyone?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/24 22:30:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Have you got a vibe or wand about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough start sorry. I promise it’ll get better

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can. "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a vibe or wand about?"
expeliamus or whatever

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Have you got a vibe or wand about?"

Think I might have burnt my wand out earlier

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Mrs TMN’s clothes removed by Pickle at 10/01/24 22:30:06]"

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

It puts the lotion in the basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus "

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It puts the lotion in the basket"

Ahhhhhhhhhh

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus "

Don’t give him a big head calling him that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Mrs TMN’s clothes removed by Pickle at 10/01/24 22:30:06]"

And yours?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Don’t give him a big head calling him that!"

My cock head is big right now, Estella

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"It puts the lotion in the basket

Ahhhhhhhhhh "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Have you got a vibe or wand about?

Think I might have burnt my wand out earlier "

Nightmare.

Okay fingers it is.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Mrs TMN’s clothes removed by Pickle at 10/01/24 22:30:06]

And yours? "

Don’t ruin her wank!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is going reaaaaaally well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any bananas in the house?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Are you sitting comfortably?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Mrs TMN’s clothes removed by Pickle at 10/01/24 22:30:06]

And yours?

Don’t ruin her wank!"

Sorry. I was thinking about my wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will anyone tell you to twist your nipples I wonder

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Have you got any bananas in the house?"

Been there, done that, squished one open with my arse by mistake

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"This is going reaaaaaally well"

Ummm sorry, back to it.

What can we use for lube? Or has Pickle’s presence done the trick there?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are you sitting comfortably?"

Yep

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Will anyone tell you to twist your nipples I wonder "

Original

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Are you sitting comfortably?

Yep"

Is all the house work done?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Can we organise some light bondage for you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works ."

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are you sitting comfortably?

Yep

Is all the house work done?"

Hell no, fuck that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any bananas in the house?

Been there, done that, squished one open with my arse by mistake "

Good. We will need the mushed banana.

I want you to finger your bellybutton with it.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? "

Splendid, crack on

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"This is going reaaaaaally well"

'Take a lightly warmed buttery...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? "
i didn’t get treated this well by you

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN! "

Knock knock

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"This is going reaaaaaally well

'Take a lightly warmed buttery...' "

Oh, tell me more!

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Did you clean the banana off?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you?

Splendid, crack on"

When you say crack, I’m now audibly thinking of the sound of a riding crop on your beautiful bare bottom. Sighs.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you "

Weird, init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you clean the banana off?"

It’s mush and it’s in her bellybutton. It’s acting as a lubricant while her fingers slide inside it. Maybe the thumb?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Did you clean the banana off?"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock"

Who’s there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init"

It’s as if you don’t like me

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can we organise some light bondage for you?

Splendid, crack on

When you say crack, I’m now audibly thinking of the sound of a riding crop on your beautiful bare bottom. Sighs. "

Estella, I feel we should take this off thread

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Mmm banana split, needs cream

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me"

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Did you clean the banana off?

It’s mush and it’s in her bellybutton. It’s acting as a lubricant while her fingers slide inside it. Maybe the thumb? "

How deep do you think my bellybutton is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you gag on a dildo until you vomit and then insert it, vomit and all, in your vagina.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Visualise if you will, floating on your back on a tranquil, vast ocean.

You are completely relaxed.

Feel the water caressing your body.

Smell the scent of brine that surrounds you.

Now take your hand and slowly move it down, down towards your -

…..hold on….there’s a bloody dorsal fin! Shark!!! Swim for Christ’s sake!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?"

A sphincter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck. "

. I’m scared.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can you gag on a dildo until you vomit and then insert it, vomit and all, in your vagina. "

I'm gonna report you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you?

Splendid, crack on

When you say crack, I’m now audibly thinking of the sound of a riding crop on your beautiful bare bottom. Sighs.

Estella, I feel we should take this off thread "

When you say take this off, I’m now visually thinking of the sight of your bra coming off and the fabric resisting and then releasing as it skims your hard nipples. Sighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you clean the banana off?

It’s mush and it’s in her bellybutton. It’s acting as a lubricant while her fingers slide inside it. Maybe the thumb?

How deep do you think my bellybutton is?! "

You said I could fuc-

Wait how small do you think my cock is

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Visualise if you will, floating on your back on a tranquil, vast ocean.

You are completely relaxed.

Feel the water caressing your body.

Smell the scent of brine that surrounds you.

Now take your hand and slowly move it down, down towards your -

…..hold on….there’s a bloody dorsal fin! Shark!!! Swim for Christ’s sake!

"

Daaaaah dip. Daaaaaaah dip. Dah dip Dah dip Dah dip Dah dip

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter "

A sphincter who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you gag on a dildo until you vomit and then insert it, vomit and all, in your vagina.

I'm gonna report you"

Not to the police I hope?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?"

Oh yes laughter is important

Ingredient.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared. "

Then you’re right where I want you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you."

I’m going to block you now

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter

A sphincter who?"

A sphincter says what

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you.

I’m going to block you now"

All talk.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L

Party time! Excellent!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter

A sphincter who?

A sphincter says what"

Arses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you.

I’m going to block you now

All talk. "

Can we help TMN with her wank please

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Party time! Excellent! "

Schawing!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I've updated my profile pic for some wank material for you

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L

So?? Is this like JOI?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you.

I’m going to block you now

All talk.

Can we help TMN with her wank please "

Too late. Me and Estella are getting a room and you're reported. Job done.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I've updated my profile pic for some wank material for you "

Oh now

That wee guy sure knows how to ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to be air tight. Can you please find some more fruit. This time for you bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you to be air tight. Can you please find some more fruit. This time for you bum hole"

I hope your filters are air tight btw x

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I want you to be air tight. Can you please find some more fruit. This time for you bum hole"

Stop following me round the fora

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you.

I’m going to block you now

All talk.

Can we help TMN with her wank please

Too late. Me and Estella are getting a room and you're reported. Job done. "

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can. "

I've just cum.

Thanks.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter

A sphincter who?

A sphincter says what

Arses!"

Arses my arses

My Kingdom

For an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you to be air tight. Can you please find some more fruit. This time for you bum hole

Stop following me round the fora "

Fine. Block me back

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter

A sphincter who?

A sphincter says what

Arses!

Arses my arses

My Kingdom

For an arse

"

Richard the turd!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Round and round the garden

Like a teddy bear

One step

Two step

Tickley under there.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I've updated my profile pic for some wank material for you

Oh now

That wee guy sure knows how to ride"

He's not that little!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So make me laugh you dont need wands or toYs.just the right connextion with someone and understanding how your mind and body works .

Make him laugh, Mrs TMN!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A sphincter

A sphincter who?

A sphincter says what

Arses!

Arses my arses

My Kingdom

For an arse

"

Mrs TMN’s arse is phenomenal. I’d do her in a heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we organise some light bondage for you? i didn’t get treated this well by you

Weird, init

It’s as if you don’t like me

As I said last night everyone loves a hate wank or hate fuck.

. I’m scared.

Then you’re right where I want you.

I’m going to block you now

All talk.

Can we help TMN with her wank please

Too late. Me and Estella are getting a room and you're reported. Job done. "

Reported for what??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've updated my profile pic for some wank material for you

Oh now

That wee guy sure knows how to ride

He's not that little!"

Aye. He’s like 6ft

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Really cram it in there girl. And then beat it!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I've updated my profile pic for some wank material for you

Oh now

That wee guy sure knows how to ride

He's not that little!

Aye. He’s like 6ft"

Amen brother

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank. "

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas "

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC "

Only on Wednesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did TMN come? That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays "

I want to be the banana (tampon)

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Did no one give you a countdown, like ‘do this for five’ or count backwards for seven and do this with your fruit items

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

"

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week "

Not without me there you’re not

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"Round and round the garden

Like a teddy bear

One step

Two step

Tickley under there. "

I think that would work! - Perhaps not if you said it out loud though!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did TMN come? That was quick "

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week "

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Did TMN come? That was quick "

Mr TMN is getting laid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy "

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Mr TMN is getting laid"

Is she laying a cable? Some people get off on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this working out well for you Mrs TMN?

Just curious as I might start one tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house?"

keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this working out well for you Mrs TMN?

Just curious as I might start one tomorrow. "

I think we can be serious for that one

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you"

I’m determined to fan the flames of this rumour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you"

You come soon?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type? "

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

I’m determined to fan the flames of this rumour. "

I came fast like 911 in white neighbourhoods.

Ain’t got no shame bout it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon? "

Like 911 in white neighbourhoods. ^

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

So as B is abroad this week I thought this would be a nice thread to follow so I can have a lovely wank and then feel all sleepy.

When I have nightmares it's all your fault. All of you. Except Estella.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

"

There's definitely a hole at the bottom

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon? "

I mean his chat’s good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So as B is abroad this week I thought this would be a nice thread to follow so I can have a lovely wank and then feel all sleepy.

When I have nightmares it's all your fault. All of you. Except Estella.

J"

Try reading my one. For actual wank material

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So as B is abroad this week I thought this would be a nice thread to follow so I can have a lovely wank and then feel all sleepy.

When I have nightmares it's all your fault. All of you. Except Estella.

J"

I got a name check from you! I got a name check!

Fangirls hard.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon?

Like 911 in white neighbourhoods. ^"

Snorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon?

Like 911 in white neighbourhoods. ^

Snorted. "

You get me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon?

Like 911 in white neighbourhoods. ^

Snorted.

You get me"

No, no, that was the co........

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

There's definitely a hole at the bottom "

Phew, it’s all good then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

There's definitely a hole at the bottom

Phew, it’s all good then. "

Is it normal for the juices to leak out of the hole?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did TMN come? That was quick

Ahem. You throwing bricks from your see through house? keep telling everyone I come quick but they won’t believe you

You come soon?

Like 911 in white neighbourhoods. ^

Snorted.

You get me

No, no, that was the co........ "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"So as B is abroad this week I thought this would be a nice thread to follow so I can have a lovely wank and then feel all sleepy.

When I have nightmares it's all your fault. All of you. Except Estella.

J

I got a name check from you! I got a name check!

Fangirls hard. "

Mutual fangirling

Jx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"So as B is abroad this week I thought this would be a nice thread to follow so I can have a lovely wank and then feel all sleepy.

When I have nightmares it's all your fault. All of you. Except Estella.

J

I got a name check from you! I got a name check!

Fangirls hard.

Mutual fangirling

Jx "

I just died.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

There's definitely a hole at the bottom

Phew, it’s all good then.

Is it normal for the juices to leak out of the hole?! "

Which juices? Fruit or er.. funky?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

There's definitely a hole at the bottom

Phew, it’s all good then.

Is it normal for the juices to leak out of the hole?!

Which juices? Fruit or er.. funky?"

Ummmmmm. Pineappley?!

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Close your eyes, put your hand on your clit and think of me shaving my arse. And pinch it as hard as you can.

Jesus

Think of him. And how he [redacted] for you to have this wank.

Mr KC is looking at me again. He's looking at me like I'm fucking bananas

Do you fuck bananas often, Mrs KC

Only on Wednesdays

I want to be the banana (tampon)

I'm going to try a pineapple next week

One time a tinned version could be a mercy

Should I open the tin first? Ring pull or the manual type?

I’m a gentleman amateur at this sort of kinky shit.

Maybe it’s like a tinned cake thing and you put holes in top and bottom to vent the steam?

There's definitely a hole at the bottom

Phew, it’s all good then.

Is it normal for the juices to leak out of the hole?!

Which juices? Fruit or er.. funky?

Ummmmmm. Pineappley?! "

Sorry I didn’t give a clear choice there.

This kinky stuff is more complex than I realised.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bookmarking for my wank bank

Mrs TMN x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Bookmarking for my wank bank

Mrs TMN x"

Did you cum?

I was about to erotically describe my Custard Cream dunking technique

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bookmarking for my wank bank

Mrs TMN x

Did you cum?

I was about to erotically describe my Custard Cream dunking technique "

Oh carry on, always happy for more wank bank material

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"Bookmarking for my wank bank

Mrs TMN x

Did you cum?

I was about to erotically describe my Custard Cream dunking technique

Oh carry on, always happy for more wank bank material "

Did you splooge!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this would’ve filled up. Like when Mrs TMN and I meet. She gets filled up.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I thought this would’ve filled up. Like when Mrs TMN and I meet. She gets filled up. "

BLOCKED

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Bookmarking for my wank bank

Mrs TMN x"

That’ll be a tricky one

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