FabSwingers.com forum: Paint names

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

If you were inventing names for paint what might you come up with?

Was just randomly browsing the very ooooh la la Farrow & Ball paint names as they make me chuckle with their Hog Plum, Arsenic, Whirlybird, Potted Shrimp and Mouse’s Breath.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Man Mushroom Magenta

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Aldi checkout, omnibus exhaust, felted cardigan.

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By *hris3092Man
over a year ago

Swansea / Valencia

Spermic White

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Aldi checkout, omnibus exhaust, felted cardigan.

Felted cardigans come in a range of colours, not that I can recall ever seeing a felted cardigan

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Rainbow kiss

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘White Dog Shit’ - A glorious circa 1970’s/1980’s shade of off-white that is sure to evoke warm feelings of nostalgia….

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Aldi checkout, omnibus exhaust, felted cardigan.

Felted cardigans come in a range of colours, not that I can recall ever seeing a felted cardigan

I thought that was the point of those Farrow and Ball names, they don't actually refer to the actual colour. I've got no idea what colour 'whirlybird' might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowball cream.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Housewife of Bel Air Orange

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Whirlybird is green! Who knew

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Whirlybird is green! Who knew"

And Hog Plum is not purple in any way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Puck's Flower

Lucy's Stake

Hester's Letter.

I'd go full on douchey.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Puck's Flower

Lucy's Stake

Hester's Letter.

I'd go full on douchey.

Glittery one should be Yvaine’s Yearning….

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Whirlybird is green! Who knew

And Hog Plum is not purple in any way.

I immediately thought of a warthogs testicle

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Whirlybird is green! Who knew

And Hog Plum is not purple in any way.

I immediately thought of a warthogs testicle

Warthog’s Testicle should actually be a name for one, that’s inspired.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Whirlybird is green! Who knew

And Hog Plum is not purple in any way.

I immediately thought of a warthogs testicle

Warthog’s Testicle should actually be a name for one, that’s inspired. "

It's a gimmick isn't it. It all started in the eighties with 'a touch of' colours and has ended with us not having a clue what the bloomin eck they're talking about. Whirlybird used to be what they called helicopters.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Jizz Fizz- an off white/champagne mix

Keith Lemon- fairly obnoxious, the colour you paint a room for guests you'd rather not have stopping

Spartan Tartan- splashes of blood red

Monday morning blues- its black actually, like my fucking mood just before i have to leave for the first job of the long, long week on a cold, dark morning

Knights in white satin- surprisingly, its sort of 'Moody Blue' colour

Top Trumps- A sort of odd orange hue, nobody in their right mind would choose it, its uniqueness 'grabs you by the pussy' with its self proclaimed 'bestness of all paints'...has a tendency to cause nausea

Cameron Pink- Its vivid colour squeals at you like a freshly fucked pig

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

Bruised Bottom Blue

Yank Me Yellow

Kiss Me Cream

Fluid Fuschia

Pink Lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Spectrum

Green Grass

Yellow Mellow

Blue Beam

Red Rose

Purple Posie

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By *ilk_and_SilverCouple
over a year ago

Oxford

Salt Lamp Glow - A glorious hue of sunset

Fishtank Filter - A murky drab stinker of a colour.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Mcragge blue!

Oh wait, that's a thing.

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Aldi checkout, omnibus exhaust, felted cardigan.

What shade of coloir would Aldi Checkout be?

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker White

Period Red

Belly button blue

Custard yellow canary

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mild Despair.

Hint of Sarcasm.

Moody Blues.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Aldi checkout, omnibus exhaust, felted cardigan.

What shade of coloir would Aldi Checkout be?

To mind it would be a sort of bluey grey. Who knows what Farrow and Ball would come up with

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mild Despair.

Hint of Sarcasm.

Moody Blues."

I love Hint of Sarcasm

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Starfish Lemon

Bicarbonate of Chicken

Tiddlywink

Gazelle Porter

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Blood-bath Red, Vomit Yellow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mudd brown

Yellow submarine

I am too sexy for my aubergine

Hit me with your rhythmn stick grey

Old grey whistle tester

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Spittle gob green

Pre-cum clear gloss

Ecstasy ejaculated emulsion

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Moody mauve

Ham sandwich

Burger relish burgundy

Hazy kebab

Knuckle shuffle nightshade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Wood

Thick Magnolia

No Lube Red

Afterglow Pink

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cock snot up the fart pipe brown.

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

Favourite is still the many "Yer Da's Auld Denims"

https://youtu.be/36Z_65HuibM?si=NcrX7lC_V2X5UoBT

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Majestic Minge

Areola Brown

Unfettered Jiggle

Fellatio Red

Pink Oboe

Jizzpool

Labial Dew

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Heaving bosom.

It's a kind of vomit green

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By *eronikapaulCouple
over a year ago

Reading

The brand new "skin" collection:

SULTRY DANDRUFF NIGHTS

SUNBURN

SELL YOU LIGHTS

SINGING DETECTIVE

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