FabSwingers.com forum: Was Noah’s Arc the first swingers club.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It was obviously the Couples Only 40 nights.

Sorry like Blue Cow, my mind wanders to some strange places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there was a lot of pussy. But they were lion.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It would have had a lovely sea view

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I heard there was a lot of pussy. But they were lion."

You having a Giraffe?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I heard there was a lot of pussy. But they were lion.

You having a Giraffe?"

That would be a bit necky.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I read this initially and wondered what Nora's Arse had to do with swinging clubs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It would have had a lovely sea view"

You should see the giant play hammock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, cos they didn't actually do it on the Ark.

You see after they found dry land God told them all to leave the ship and spread out his words being: "Go forth and multiply"

So they did. Except the snakes. They couldn't cos they were adders.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

They left the unicorns behind though… they missed the boat

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"They left the unicorns behind though… they missed the boat

Couples only cruise, no unicorns allowed. Makes sense.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"They left the unicorns behind though… they missed the boat

Haha very good. That’s why they’re so hard to come by I guess.

Or is that cum over?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They left the unicorns behind though… they missed the boat

Couples only cruise, no unicorns allowed. Makes sense."

FFS…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They left the unicorns behind though… they missed the boat

Haha very good. That’s why they’re so hard to come by I guess.

Or is that cum over?

We’re over here…

*waves*

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