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Predictive text is no excuse

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

For some truly ludicrous, jumbled messages. Why can't people quickly check the fucker before they jump on the send button?? Same people would let a satnav steer them into a canal! Glug glug glug ...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

But that would spoil some of the hilarious texts I receive and send lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to txt my ex and baby would come out Abby, which was my ex before her. Needless to say I'm single now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged. I often send messages that not even I can decipher. lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

i dnt txt ne1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets even better when you have the kind of predictive text which learns the words you use regularly... Sent an interesting one to the 'coal' merchant a while back... (retires to wait for readers to try it on their phones)...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Most people I know are used to receiving howlers from me but can be embarassing when it's a new aquaintance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an old Sony phone which had a stylus . Whenever i scribbled on the screen with the stylus the predictive text inserted the word masturbation. It must of stored it from a text or email id sent before.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I used to txt my ex and baby would come out Abby, which was my ex before her. Needless to say I'm single now lol "

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

My Whatsapp put 'Anal' instead of 'Cock' my playmates replies how many times do you need telling I don't like anal, it did cause a few text rows at the beginning of our relationship. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a message to my daughter asking "what you cocking with the boys" I ment cooking.

Good job see saw the funny side but talk about cringe. I wanted the ground to swallow me up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent a message to my daughter asking "what you cocking with the boys" I ment cooking.

Good job see saw the funny side but talk about cringe. I wanted the ground to swallow me up haha "

Ha ha ha hilarious!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"For some truly ludicrous, jumbled messages. Why can't people quickly check the fucker before they jump on the send button?? Same people would let a satnav steer them into a canal! Glug glug glug ... "

never steered into a canal but am very guilty of not proof reading texts before i send them so guess that proves your theory wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then id have to talk about my maxi dress & not my nazi dress. That was awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick instead of lick is my fav haha

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I used to txt my ex and baby would come out Abby, which was my ex before her. Needless to say I'm single now lol "

I like that one as my baby is called Abby!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I think some of the threads are hilarious as you can tell they've been sent via smartphones. I don't think anyone has topped Wishy's howler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use predictive text but I don't proof read text messages, forum posts or messages on here. My brain rushes ahead at times and I miss words out or get letters mixed up but I think it can all. Be read successfully so I'm not going to change it.

My OH did send me a text once saying 'fancy a duck'. I wasn't quite sure whether he meant we were going to a thai restaurant or he wanted sex. He's a man isn't he, should have known he meant sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But that would spoil some of the hilarious texts I receive and send lol "

And some of the hilarious comments on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to run a bbw chat room there was a very large american lady that came in calle ladyblue eyes. One day i typed lardy blue eyes.Didnt even know americans knew what lardy ment until then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea but pierced cook instead of cock on some guys profile had me rolling about

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm sure they don't do it on porpoise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about asking my Daughter if she's going 'swinging' instead of 'swimming' x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend asked me for a hangover cute once, I replied "full fat cock" instead of "full fat " I've never lived it down!

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire


"Kick instead of lick is my fav haha "

PMSL nothing funnier than asking a woman if she wants you to 'kick' her clit and pussy

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