FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have learnt from Fab

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought jameaters was what gypsies called non gypsies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Never ever ever put a meet request up as a single woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you aren't over 6ft, with an 18 inch cock, and abs of steel, you are NOT exceptional

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"That if you aren't over 6ft, with an 18 inch cock, and abs of steel, you are NOT exceptional

And that's just the women

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That if you aren't over 6ft, with an 18 inch cock, and abs of steel, you are NOT exceptional

And that's just the women

Shit you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I hit post before adding that it was just the women haha

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

Highly debated between the population of each. But it's actually Whitehaven that are the Jameaters

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

That many men genuinely find larger women attractive. It has been an eye opener. And a lovely one at that…

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

I have learnt that there is a lot of time wasters and vile people on here who spoil it for the genuine ones

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That friendship means different things to different people.

That some people really do need constant validation and don't care who they throw under the bus to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That BBC on Fab doesn't mean a television channel..

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Things I have learned on Fab:

- I make much less of an impression when people can't see me stand up.

- Swingers are way more right-wing than I'd anticipated.

- Swingers use "discreet" to mean "cheating", whereas I'd always just used it to mean "I won't describe your performance in detail to everyone in the pub."

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Swingers are exactly the same as the vanilla people they often look down on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

That my taste for women changes very much by the day; older/younger, curvy & busty or slim and tall etc.

I don’t believe it means I don’t have standards, as I very much do, but happy to be psycho analysed…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle

The feeling of liberation is quite wonderful though is it not? (after the initial repulsion I mean)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Dont!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….

Dont do it! Lol

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle

So much for this newbie to learn…

To Google or not to Google…

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….

Dont do it! Lol "

You realise I now absolutely *must* do it, right?!

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….

Dont do it! Lol "

Oh Lordy…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That open mindededness very often only extends to the border of an individuals mind.

Very few people will engage with you unless they think you might have sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes l think l see the Grim Reaper strolling about the site.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sometimes l think l see the Grim Reaper strolling about the site."

he's stalking me for sure

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

That we are the hottest people ever until we say no thanks

I’ve seen every angle/shape/colour of a cock possible - some can look angry

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"That friendship means different things to different people.

That some people really do need constant validation and don't care who they throw under the bus to get it. "

This x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I thought jameaters was what gypsies called non gypsies

Where I come from it’s a term for children

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That we are the hottest people ever until we say no thanks

I’ve seen every angle/shape/colour of a cock possible - some can look angry

Yes… this is definitely a thing I learned

It makes me laugh every single day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learn each day what I can and can’t say in a forum

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

I have learned that I am a massive slut.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What have you learnt from Fab?"

1. I need some kind of connection before I can feel sexual attraction. And that's a real PITA.

2. Very large boobies can be obtained from eBay.

3. I have really low tolerance for nonsense.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Never ever ever put a meet request up as a single woman

Seconded!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Just learnt what a munch is and now i wanna find one

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab? "

That reason, reasonable and humour mean different things to different people.

That, more often than not, I’m more interested in talking to nice people than banging them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that because you can't meet in the next 2 minutes you get deemed a time waster

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it."

Omg, yes. Fantasising just long enough to finish their wank.

Also a lot of people, (but mostly guys in my personal experience), are in unhappy relationships but don't want to cheat, but are happy to lie and lead others on in order to get that fantasy fodder.

They usually don't realise their partner would probably still see it as cheating.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I thought jameaters was what gypsies called non gypsies

No that's 'gorger'. And watch out for the PC Brigade as gypsies are known as 'travellers'.

My ex was from Whitehaven and she used to call those from Workington Jameaters lol.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

That racism can be described as a preference!

Gbat

(*Not all preferences are racist).

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

that most people are morons on here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That half of what you read is total bullshit

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"That half of what you read is total bullshit

If say higher. Much higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagined that people on here would be far more tolerant and accepting of difference but hell no, just same cross section of society sadly.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That the swingers scene is even bigger Up North

(understandable as Northerners needs to fuck more to stay warm lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever ever put a meet request up as a single woman

Seconded!

And don’t bother putting one up if your a man…

How the hell do people meet up in here?

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

That it takes on average 168.9 hours to find a genuine person, 256.3 hours to get a message which is legible and more than a sentence and 56,986 hours to find someone who actually reads a full profile

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Cirencester

Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it.

Omg, yes. Fantasising just long enough to finish their wank.

Also a lot of people, (but mostly guys in my personal experience), are in unhappy relationships but don't want to cheat, but are happy to lie and lead others on in order to get that fantasy fodder.

They usually don't realise their partner would probably still see it as cheating.

This

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men. "

Are you??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that there are still people with playground manners and mentality.

I learned that most men learn how to have sex from watching porn.

I learned that some of the spoilt princess behavior from people has arisen from the way they have treated them in the past, and this behaviour is them setting firm boundaries.

I learned that the privacy filters are your friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be kind

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I've learnt that some people spit in your mouth on a first meet and that condoms should always be disposed of properly

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Women are mean!

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By *J_OuizziCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That no matter how hard they try, no matter how they set up the pose, using a tripod stand and Bluetooth remote control, checking out the potential angles in a full length mirror.....

No matter the benefits of subtle lighting, nor the allure of partially removed clothing......

No matter that a shot of their hands, or arse, or thighs would prove ten times as popular......

Most men will just take pictures of their cock.

Then they'll take another picture of their cock. Then another, then another......

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

I have a strong stomach but absolutely no fricking way should such acts exist, much less have an actual name! Guh! (Insert sick emoji here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bookmarked this earlier to come back to and still nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wanted to comment on your thread Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab? "

Im partial to abit of jam on toast so im 100% not googling that

lol

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Sometimes is a totally different language that I don't understand and need a lexicon

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Sometimes is a totally different language that I don't understand and need a lexicon

I still Google stuff from here

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By *ilkandvelvetWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

When the weather warms up, people get horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that human kind has some major issues........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learned that people have no shame lying - about how old they are, how they look, what their relationship status is

And that is an incredible amount of people in unhappy relationships who won’t do anything about it!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Sometimes is a totally different language that I don't understand and need a lexicon

I still Google stuff from here

Some I daren't

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Sometimes is a totally different language that I don't understand and need a lexicon

I still Google stuff from here

Some I daren't

Some I regret googling, but curiosity and all that

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I learnt that towing things behind your vehicle is not the only reason for having a towing ball.

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Cirencester

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men.

Are you??!!"

What do you think??

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men.

Are you??!!

What do you think?? "

Penis or not I would tbf

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men.

Are you??!!

What do you think??

Penis or not I would tbf"

Maybe read my verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As Public Enemy Said Don't Believe The Hype....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab? "

I will correct you and say it's people from Whitehaven.....they are the jam eaters. That is all

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

No matter how thick your skin is, make it thicker for here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas use the "can't cum from a beej" line all the time when they actually can, and ruin it for us real ones

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I learnt that towing things behind your vehicle is not the only reason for having a towing ball. "

One of the best threads ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m not the only one to enjoy involving the mind whilst building fun exciting mutual friendships …. I love this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That everyone's definitions are so vastly different that actually there's not much point in definitions.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men.

Are you??!!

What do you think??

Penis or not I would tbf

Maybe read my verifications. "

I was joking, I know you're a hot woman

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The sky remote is not just a useful tool for navigating a myriad of pay TV options but is also a unit of measurement

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By *orny guy 6630Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

That I couldn't get laid in a brothel giving out freebies, even if I was the only bloke in a 100 mile radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab school is a learned experience

It taught me fab can be taxing tough titty cocky lots of physical education though

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Love is too powerful to let in lightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love is too powerful to let in lightly"

Deep........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab school is a learned experience

It taught me fab can be taxing tough titty cocky lots of physical education though"

Fab school. That made me giggle!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

1). To never ever Google something that someone has mentioned on forums.

2). That when someone tells me not to put up a meet request it makes me really want to. Even though I’ve never wanted to, know what will happen & have no intention of doing so…

3). Some people are just beyond helping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter how thick your skin is, make it thicker for here."

Stifler’s gran is hotter than his mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To day I have learned that there are some very dubious folks on this site.........those with something of the night about them......

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Nearly all the women's and couples profiles are single men. "

Very true I find

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I couldn't believe the volumes of creepy men

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I couldn't believe the volumes of creepy men"

Me neither. And bloody vile men too. Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't just rely on Fab for meets

It's actually very easy to take somewhat decent looking photos of my body

Single guys really get a lot of shit and the bar for tolerance is waaaaaaaaay lower than that of women and couples

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The ridiculous amount of dicks,cunts and arseholes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That everybody has fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That BBC fantasy is a lot. Too much for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Most of what I've learned has been dark. Too dark.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

More things I have learned from Fab:

- Most people, male and female, absolutely cannot measure anything by eye. 6", 8", 10", 12", 6', 2m – tell 'em whatever you want and they'll believe you.

- A truly astonishing number of people claim not to have access to a tape measure or a ruler. Quite tragic, really. We should start a campaign.

- It's perfectly possible to take dozens of photos of a human body and still give absolutely no impression of what the person looks like. Tall? Short? Thin? Fat? Impossible to tell.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"That BBC fantasy is a lot. Too much for me "

No need to trash Dr Who as a fantasy show its sci-fi surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket. "

I had this lesson with munging

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The ridiculous amount of dicks,cunts and arseholes...."

What about tits?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle

So much for this newbie to learn…

To Google or not to Google…

Never!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Patience, good will to all men, humility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sky remote is not just a useful tool for navigating a myriad of pay TV options but is also a unit of measurement

Do not forget the tin of corona too as a measuring tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of out of date photos.

Meet veris explained with too much information about how you dipped your cock or sucked her tits.

The veris when folk come back, met this person on old account should be banished.

Taught me that persons will meet unkempt

Talking nicely to each other is hard for some.

Opinions are not always appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of persons fear rejection and many posts from single guys saying they sent messages but no response. Expectations too high.

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By *nkedguy777Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Learn to accept rejection and just move on also never judge a book by it cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a waste of time .

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By *oppleWangerMan
over a year ago

Gods Country

Dogs are better companions than humans

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By *istr3ssWoman
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

- Swingers use "discreet" to mean "cheating", whereas I'd always just used it to mean "I won't describe your performance in detail to everyone in the pub.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That many men genuinely find larger women attractive. It has been an eye opener. And a lovely one at that… "
curves are very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha "
Women do fall in love with pretty penis though

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"Things I have learned on Fab:

- I make much less of an impression when people can't see me stand up.

- Swingers are way more right-wing than I'd anticipated.

- Swingers use "discreet" to mean "cheating", whereas I'd always just used it to mean "I won't describe your performance in detail to everyone in the pub.""

2! Yes!!! Exactly this!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket.

I had this lesson with munging

But the exquisite feeling of enlightenment was soooo good though Joe, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully i have one but it has to be better to say hi first , Right?

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab? "
oh Tina I’m glad it’s not what you thought

that would be just to much

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be to not have high expectations.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Thankfully i have one but it has to be better to say hi first , Right? "
nope some women just love a pretty penis they dont need to talk to you to love it, its loved from afar

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

That wanting chemistry before fucking a guy is deemed wanting strings attached or wanting to date

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

That wanting to see a face pic is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned not to be so naive & gullible omg....the stuff I fell for here in the beginning....i.e many men here are not single as they claim to be....

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What I've learnt that not many people understand how to use their phone or the site and rather than browsing the site and finding out ask

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

That apparently most single men on here are lucky if they get 10 replies to their messages a year..

And that it's actually easier to meet guys in real life.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Bdsm

420

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback DVP / DP is fine for some, but no kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback DVP / DP is fine for some, but no kidding

*Kissing

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That apparently I have a ‘big cock’

I grew up thinking it was average haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as hot as wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt a lot of couples profiles on here are actually just the men trying to fuck someone else!!! Where are the legit couples

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

People have short memories

I have absolutely nothing to worry about being an "older woman"

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By *hakespears SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

To be patient. Very, very patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket.

I had this lesson with munging

But the exquisite feeling of enlightenment was soooo good though Joe, right?

I can definitely say that it changed my life forever

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm not exceptional. Frankly, I couldn't give a shiny shite

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’

…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.

Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)

Dare I ask for a definition?

Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….

Dont do it! Lol

Oh Lordy…

After your comment how could anyone resist from googling it, beyond what I was thinking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I learnt that towing things behind your vehicle is not the only reason for having a towing ball. "

This is legendary

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’ve learnt a lot of couples profiles on here are actually just the men trying to fuck someone else!!! Where are the legit couples

We're legit.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"What have you learnt from Fab?

1. I need some kind of connection before I can feel sexual attraction. And that's a real PITA.

2. Very large boobies can be obtained from eBay.

3. I have really low tolerance for nonsense.

How much were the boobies?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That there is more people that think or have sex that they wouldn't normally say that they do

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Someone told me... It IS possible to lick your own elbow

???

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How much were the boobies?"

Ask Tina

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By *xperimentingnewbiesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

That there are a lot of dishonest and disingenuous people here!

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By *anzer FernandoMan
over a year ago

Over the seas and far away

That the human body is infinitely, and often delightfully, varied.

That sexual desire and attraction is, likewise, infinitely varied.

That for a community of notionally liberal-minded folk, there's a surprising amount of judgi-judginess.

That the most derogatory insult, ev-er, is 'time waster'.

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Better with couple account

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Better with couple account"

Seems lots of blokes on here realise that even though it's still just a male and not a couple

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Better with couple account

Seems lots of blokes on here realise that even though it's still just a male and not a couple "

Get what you mean, too many fake couple accounts

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My 9 times table

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That apparently most single men on here are lucky if they get 10 replies to their messages a year..

And that it's actually easier to meet guys in real life. "

Lucky if ten of my messages even get read, let alone replied to!

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By *ortisiaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Hahaha I bet your inbox literally imploded!

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By *holouk1970Man
over a year ago

Beckton

You can find very nice people here.

Its easier have sex through any other dating site

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You can buy shorter sky remotes than the standard issue.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Lots of new acronyms, street lingo and lots about cake and how well loved olives are

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That it has its benefits being over 6ft tall on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are pests

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

That more than a handful is to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are a lot of dishonest and disingenuous people here!

Yes, well that be said there is nothing I can do except block. En masse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there is more people that think or have sex that they wouldn't normally say that they do

Did we have sez

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

I’m the only guy on Fab that’s not a qualified masseur.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

That as a 50 something. Normal guy. No six pack. No massive c…. Not over six foot. It’s still possible to meet lots of lovely people. Who would have thought it. Lol.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it."

That’s because by doing it they end up cheating on their partner. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight male actually means Bi-Sexual..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that some men absolutely adore their cocks....

They just luuuuuuvvvvve unsolicitly shoving it in my face virtually at any opportunity they can get....

They adore & worship their precious cocks so much that they have to take close up photos of every single angle & splash them all over fab....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've learned that some men absolutely adore their cocks....

They just luuuuuuvvvvve unsolicitly shoving it in my face virtually at any opportunity they can get....

They adore & worship their precious cocks so much that they have to take close up photos of every single angle & splash them all over fab...."
I'm so attached to mine

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

All the different kinks and fetishes people are into certainly been an eye opener for us lol

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"I thought jameaters was what gypsies called non gypsies

That is Gorjas

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ive learnt to never be surprised at how perverse some people are

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
over a year ago

South Liverpool

Things I learned:

1. So many people are on fab

2. There's way more women who fetishise black men and their cocks than I ever imagined

3. People don't stop shagging after a certain age

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By *ugar kittenWoman
over a year ago

home

"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.

Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that

What have you learnt from Fab? "

It's people from Whitehaven who are the jam eaters

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