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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anything goes. Instruct me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear god.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear god.

"

Good start

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Penile thrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penile thrush"
What about out? Instruct me swing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm the oil

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Penile thrush What about out? Instruct me swing!!!"

I said thrush not thrust. You need some blood north of the border, obviously

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By *ou and johnCouple
over a year ago

cern

A play with the balls

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warm the oil "

Mmmmm. Warming. Where’s it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penile thrush What about out? Instruct me swing!!!

I said thrush not thrust. You need some blood north of the border, obviously "

I meant it. But autocorrect init

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A play with the balls "

What should I do to them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge."

Ideas?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas? "

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You expect me to be serious?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!"

custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!"

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You expect me to be serious?! "
nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You expect me to be serious?! "
but play along

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though. "

I mean, that's not difficult

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though. "

That’ll do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

"

What colour will it go? Remember I’m Black before you answer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Deep Heat will help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do."

For me or for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?"

Forgot this was my wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank off instruction video creators make loads of ££. You have expectations of getting it for free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep Heat will help"

Where shall I apply

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank"

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?"

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank off instruction video creators make loads of ££. You have expectations of getting it for free? "

Doing alright so far thank you very much

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Deep Heat will help

Where shall I apply "

glans. it will only burn a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members"

My arse? My throat? My bellybutton?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep Heat will help

Where shall I apply

glans. it will only burn a bit"

So hot. Yes

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

What colour will it go? Remember I’m Black before you answer "

Oh I remember my friend. Try turning it Caucasian.

If you start to cry that just means that you're doing it correctly.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members

My arse? My throat? My bellybutton?"

I was thinking arse, but whatever you like

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

fap instructor dot com

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a pair of dirty socks.

Preferably someone else's.

Put one in your mouth cos you're a dirty dirty boy.

Make a sock puppet with the other one by drawing eyes and lips on it with some lipstick, then it can give you a blowy

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out. "

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

What colour will it go? Remember I’m Black before you answer

Oh I remember my friend. Try turning it Caucasian.

If you start to cry that just means that you're doing it correctly.

"

Do white peoples usually cry when they wank?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky. "

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members

My arse? My throat? My bellybutton?

I was thinking arse, but whatever you like "

Can I throat it to lube it up, Swing, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fap instructor dot com

You're welcome"

That’s where I am. Right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear god.

Good start"

Surely that's the finish!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find a pair of dirty socks.

Preferably someone else's.

Put one in your mouth cos you're a dirty dirty boy.

Make a sock puppet with the other one by drawing eyes and lips on it with some lipstick, then it can give you a blowy

Have fun

"

I like my blowjobs sloppy. But whatever you say ma’am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear god.

Good start

Surely that's the finish!!"

I’ll let you know when I get there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members

My arse? My throat? My bellybutton?

I was thinking arse, but whatever you like

Can I throat it to lube it up, Swing, please "

As long as it's nice and deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. "

I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is disturbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

Forgot this was my wank

taking it from several angles. obviously. multiple members

My arse? My throat? My bellybutton?

I was thinking arse, but whatever you like

Can I throat it to lube it up, Swing, please

As long as it's nice and deep"

I wish you could watch. I’m really good.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress. "

I had factored that in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is disturbing "

. My cock is so soft

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is disturbing

. My cock is so soft "

umm I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in."

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

What colour will it go? Remember I’m Black before you answer

Oh I remember my friend. Try turning it Caucasian.

If you start to cry that just means that you're doing it correctly.

Do white peoples usually cry when they wank? "

Only ones who live in Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is disturbing

. My cock is so soft

umm I hope so "

maybe I like instruction. Don’t shame people

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again. "

Best three minutes of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a good grip and go like the clappers. You'll know you've got the grip right if it starts to change colour.

What colour will it go? Remember I’m Black before you answer

Oh I remember my friend. Try turning it Caucasian.

If you start to cry that just means that you're doing it correctly.

Do white peoples usually cry when they wank?

Only ones who live in Milton Keynes "

Yuck

Glad I don’t live there

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Now visualise me whispering in your ear "you can do it big boy, nice and easy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

Best three minutes of my life."

Shall I think about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find a pair of dirty socks.

Preferably someone else's.

Put one in your mouth cos you're a dirty dirty boy.

Make a sock puppet with the other one by drawing eyes and lips on it with some lipstick, then it can give you a blowy

Have fun

I like my blowjobs sloppy. But whatever you say ma’am. "

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now visualise me whispering in your ear "you can do it big boy, nice and easy""
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. That’s so hot baby

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is disturbing

. My cock is so soft

umm I hope so maybe I like instruction. Don’t shame people"

I'm not shaming you, I'm thinking this is a bad way to get what you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Find a pair of dirty socks.

Preferably someone else's.

Put one in your mouth cos you're a dirty dirty boy.

Make a sock puppet with the other one by drawing eyes and lips on it with some lipstick, then it can give you a blowy

Have fun

I like my blowjobs sloppy. But whatever you say ma’am.

Good boy "

Fuck. That nearly got me there

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

Best three minutes of my life.

Shall I think about them? "

I’m out.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oh dear god."

He's been called much worse. †

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is disturbing

. My cock is so soft

umm I hope so maybe I like instruction. Don’t shame people

I'm not shaming you, I'm thinking this is a bad way to get what you want"

Show me how you get what you want

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Anything goes. Instruct me. "

FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

Best three minutes of my life.

Shall I think about them?

I’m out. "

Fgs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear god.

He's been called much worse. †"

By you? Not yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything goes. Instruct me.

FFS "

Oh now we’re talking

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

Best three minutes of my life.

Shall I think about them?

I’m out.

Fgs "

Back in.

(Was just helping you recall…)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Priti Patel

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Anything goes. Instruct me.

FFS

Oh now we’re talking "

I told you I would suck you off earlier. Deep… just how you like it

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Now visualise me whispering in your ear "you can do it big boy, nice and easy"fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. That’s so hot baby "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Priti Patel "

oh my god

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Priti Patel "

That’s it. He’s done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First find something soft and squidgy from the fridge.

Ideas?

I don’t know what’s in your fridge! You tell me!

Soft and squidgy? Maybe nothing.

There’s a very large cucumber though.

That’ll do.

For me or for you?

For you.

Now, eat it.

You’ve not eaten yet and I worry if you don’t before you wank you’ll pass out.

Oooo. A snack before the wank. Kinky.

It’s important to fuel up. It’s going to be a strenuous three minutes. I got a couple orgasms in me. Don’t stress.

I had factored that in.

Ooooo. Ok. We’re being mean again.

Best three minutes of my life.

Shall I think about them?

I’m out.

Fgs

Back in.

(Was just helping you recall…) "

I’m recalling.

What next?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

You're sorted now pickle. Littlebird is here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel "

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy "

ok I'm going to lose my dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything goes. Instruct me.

FFS

Oh now we’re talking

I told you I would suck you off earlier. Deep… just how you like it "

Mmmmmmm. With your moist mouth. Shall I get my cock out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

ok I'm going to lose my dinner "

I’m going to lose my anal virginity.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy "

Honestly, chuck in some mild racial/immigrant slurs (read ‘banter’) and you’ll never look back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now visualise me whispering in your ear "you can do it big boy, nice and easy"fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. That’s so hot baby

"

Shall I do anything else, baby? I’m still here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

ok I'm going to lose my dinner

I’m going to lose my anal virginity. "

amateur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done."

I’m stronger than I look

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Make sure you warm your hands up first, a bit nippy tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're sorted now pickle. Littlebird is here "

She’s going to talk to me as if she really was I hope

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Patel, Braverman, Truss, Johnson, Cameron, Blair - orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

Honestly, chuck in some mild racial/immigrant slurs (read ‘banter’) and you’ll never look back "

She’s sending me back to Jamaica tomorrow morning

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

Honestly, chuck in some mild racial/immigrant slurs (read ‘banter’) and you’ll never look back "

And book a flight to Rwanda after going down to Dover and throwing stones at some small boats. Pritti and Suella will be really excited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Patel, Braverman, Truss, Johnson, Cameron, Blair - orgy"

Alright, swing, I’m still straight! Play fair.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

Honestly, chuck in some mild racial/immigrant slurs (read ‘banter’) and you’ll never look back

She’s sending me back to Jamaica tomorrow morning "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJWmbLS2_ec

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Patel, Braverman, Truss, Johnson, Cameron, Blair - orgy

Alright, swing, I’m still straight! Play fair. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

Tough but I’m gonna give it a go, for you, daddy

Honestly, chuck in some mild racial/immigrant slurs (read ‘banter’) and you’ll never look back

And book a flight to Rwanda after going down to Dover and throwing stones at some small boats. Pritti and Suella will be really excited.

"

Prefer em thicc but racist will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you warm your hands up first, a bit nippy tonight."

I’ve got the hot water bottles. What next Daisy

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done.

I’m stronger than I look "

Impossible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves "

add some Tory politicians to that mix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done.

I’m stronger than I look

Impossible."

Like when you first laid eyes on my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves "

I need instructions!!!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

add some Tory politicians to that mix."

Careful, you'll get others excited

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

add some Tory politicians to that mix."

MORE tories??!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

add some Tory politicians to that mix.

Careful, you'll get others excited "

urgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some rookies in here. Fortunately I like showing people the ropes.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done.

I’m stronger than I look

Impossible.

Like when you first laid eyes on my cock. "

Improbable more like.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

add some Tory politicians to that mix.

MORE tories??!!!"

I'm trying to gross him out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Some rookies in here. Fortunately I like showing people the ropes. "

sounds a bit like bring back 'angin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!"

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit"
i don’t usually do shit. Hard limit sorry

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen some shiti don’t usually do shit. Hard limit sorry"

"usually"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK"

they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

add some Tory politicians to that mix.

MORE tories??!!!

I'm trying to gross him out "

OHH that explains it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done.

I’m stronger than I look

Impossible.

Like when you first laid eyes on my cock.

Improbable more like."

But you took it.

Anyway, what shall I do next gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank??? "

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s an Aussie in here trying to take me out. It’s like the ashes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Imagine you're blindfolded. There are mouths all over you. Kissing, nibbling, licking.

You open your eyes. You're in Number 10, and yeah... it's as bad as you think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here "

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There’s an Aussie in here trying to take me out. It’s like the ashes. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOPEhg_dNPE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine you're blindfolded. There are mouths all over you. Kissing, nibbling, licking.

You open your eyes. You're in Number 10, and yeah... it's as bad as you think."

Ok! Nice. What shall I do now? With my cock?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Just think of Rishi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK? "

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m flagging.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Priti Patel

That’s it. He’s done.

I’m stronger than I look

Impossible.

Like when you first laid eyes on my cock.

Improbable more like.

But you took it.

Anyway, what shall I do next gorgeous"

You know my penchant for charity work.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Imagine you're blindfolded. There are mouths all over you. Kissing, nibbling, licking.

You open your eyes. You're in Number 10, and yeah... it's as bad as you think.

Ok! Nice. What shall I do now? With my cock? "

Braverman seems most keen, but you see Johnson quivering with desire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m flagging. "

Is it cos you're giggling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before. "

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine you're blindfolded. There are mouths all over you. Kissing, nibbling, licking.

You open your eyes. You're in Number 10, and yeah... it's as bad as you think.

Ok! Nice. What shall I do now? With my cock?

Braverman seems most keen, but you see Johnson quivering with desire..."

Cameron has spotted a pig though! That's perked up the Percy

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies "

What have I knocked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I’ll help you out. My cock is in my hand. Instruct me!!!!!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?"

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies

What have I knocked? "

Priti.

She’s in the Bundesliga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*PW starts looking for something*

*Clicks top right corner three dots, clicks find in page, enters 'big girl pants' sees the number 0, checks for typos. Buggers off feeling decieved*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Imagine you're blindfolded. There are mouths all over you. Kissing, nibbling, licking.

You open your eyes. You're in Number 10, and yeah... it's as bad as you think.

Ok! Nice. What shall I do now? With my cock?

Braverman seems most keen, but you see Johnson quivering with desire...

Cameron has spotted a pig though! That's perked up the Percy "

Jeeeesus

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m flagging. "

Is it semaphore for help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you"

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?"

Jeez. If you're going to insult me, I'm taking my dwarves and going... ( sniffs haughtily )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*PW starts looking for something*

*Clicks top right corner three dots, clicks find in page, enters 'big girl pants' sees the number 0, checks for typos. Buggers off feeling decieved*"

I’m sniffing. Shall I wrap them strong my penis?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it? "

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Jeez. If you're going to insult me, I'm taking my dwarves and going... ( sniffs haughtily ) "

Girrrrlllllll cya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW starts looking for something*

*Clicks top right corner three dots, clicks find in page, enters 'amputee dwarves' sees the number 18. Buggers off feeling disgusted*"

FIFY

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies

What have I knocked?

Priti.

She’s in the Bundesliga "

I didn’t knock it/her. I thought it would help you complete!

Everyone loves a hate-wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it""

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

The thought of Mr Hawkins stroking one one to the sight of Bridget the Midget doing algebraic equations on a white board set a little bit too high for her to reach, even in heels

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok I’ll help you out. My cock is in my hand. Instruct me!!!!!!!!"

Squeeze. Harder!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one? "

"I'll snatch you, and your little milk too!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies

What have I knocked?

Priti.

She’s in the Bundesliga

I didn’t knock it/her. I thought it would help you complete!

Everyone loves a hate-wank."

I’m hate wanking. How tight shall I grip?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Swing & Estella don’t knock it till you’ve tried it ladies

What have I knocked?

Priti.

She’s in the Bundesliga "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thought of Mr Hawkins stroking one one to the sight of Bridget the Midget doing algebraic equations on a white board set a little bit too high for her to reach, even in heels "

Mmmmmmm shall I wet my shaft,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one?

"I'll snatch you, and your little milk too!""

Am i stroking hard or slow?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Right. Enjoy, I’m out.

I’m ok with a knock on the tories but continual ableist humour grates on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I’ll help you out. My cock is in my hand. Instruct me!!!!!!!!

Squeeze. Harder!!!!

"

My head is huge now baby

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one?

"I'll snatch you, and your little milk too!"

Am i stroking hard or slow? "

Hard. Taking nutrition from children is fucking hot. Give it to her hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW starts looking for something*

*Clicks top right corner three dots, clicks find in page, enters 'amputee dwarves' sees the number 18. Buggers off feeling disgusted*

FIFY"

That got funny at 13, even funnier by 15 and I've had the giggles throughout the rest! Thank you, bunch of weirdos the lot of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one?

"I'll snatch you, and your little milk too!"

Am i stroking hard or slow?

Hard. Taking nutrition from children is fucking hot. Give it to her hard."

I’m going hard. I want to show you my milk swing

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you cum yet Pickle? If so have you done a vid and made it public?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smoking amputee dwarves shitting themselves

I need instructions!!!!

Light their fags. Carefully place in their belly buttons. DO NOT LICK they’re not here. I’m having a wank???

In your IMAGINATION. Women have to do EVERYTHING here

Ok but what are my instructions FOR MY WANK?

IMAGINE DWARVES SHITTING. FFS. It's like you've never done this before.

Yes I’m doing that. What should I physically do?! God it’s like ***you’ve*** never done this before?

Think about the way that you'd hold your cock if smaller people were shitting while Boris Johnson was lusting over you

Ooooooo. Now we’re back

Shall I stroke it?

Yes. Stroke it while repeating "Churchill approves of the sunlit uplands, now get Brexit done. Do it, Boris, do it"

Ooooo. The thought of men are not doing it. Can I have a thatcher one?

"I'll snatch you, and your little milk too!"

Am i stroking hard or slow?

Hard. Taking nutrition from children is fucking hot. Give it to her hard.

I’m going hard. I want to show you my milk swing "

oh my god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP"

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you cum yet Pickle? If so have you done a vid and made it public?

"

Tonight, Luna, I’m going to make my cumming video public if you are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming. "

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!"

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke. "

Truss likes your nipples

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Have you cum yet Pickle? If so have you done a vid and made it public?

Tonight, Luna, I’m going to make my cumming video public if you are good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples"

The pig does too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples

The pig does too "

I feel the incessant porcine licking is going to send you over the edge Stephen. Or shall I call you Stephe. Steph. Step. Ste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples"

I’m thinking of her while I stroke them

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples"

Yeah, she'll crash them and when you're crying she'll still insist she was right. It might be an expensive wank though and the number of homeless people might increase.

But you tug it pickle. Tug it and throw it like a homeless tent in a bin lorry.

SQUEEZE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples

The pig does too

I feel the incessant porcine licking is going to send you over the edge Stephen. Or shall I call you Stephe. Steph. Step. Ste?"

Ste. That’s got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples

I’m thinking of her while I stroke them"

And the pig...her name Olga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 3 mins ever OP

Yeah my anxiety meds stop me from cumming.

Well this thread is gonna finish before you do

No pressure like!!

I didn’t even realise.

Ok I’m gonna play with my nipples while I stroke.

Truss likes your nipples

The pig does too

I feel the incessant porcine licking is going to send you over the edge Stephen. Or shall I call you Stephe. Steph. Step. Ste?

Ste. That’s got. "

Oh Ste. Come on big boy. Not long to go now!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

How you've managed to fill this thread, I'm impressed

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

post of 24

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Luna, you have 25 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all. It was weird. I hope we’ve also learned some lessons. I think Estella made a good point and one worth reflecting on.

Stay tuned for more weird Steve

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