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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

But post it publicly. Let's have some drama!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Annoying

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Annoying "

Fuck off will

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I only have nice things to say so no drama from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


""

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


""

Gorgeous

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Honestly?"

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Funny"

Lovely

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Honestly?"

Hot and intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?"

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Annoying

Fuck off will "

You asked

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"But post it publicly. Let's have some drama!"

Will it spoil your rep if I say I think you're a good egg? Sorry, if it does.

J

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Fickle, erratic and charming

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I used to find you annoying, now not so much. Your threads remind me of a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but you do anyway and cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really nice but maybe a little desperate/simpy

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Nothing that a frontal lobotomy can't cure!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it."

I'm too honest and up front for traps. Do love a murder mystery though!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Really nice but maybe a little desperate/simpy"

Simpy?! Hahahaha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Nothing that a frontal lobotomy can't cure! "

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a big old stinky pooface

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Annoying

Fuck off will

You asked "

Always have a come back don't you willy?!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"You’re a big old stinky pooface "

Who me ?! Oh I agree !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!"

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Excited puppy.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Annoyingly likeable

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Would.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you "

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners "

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique' "

Not the clique

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You’re a big old stinky pooface "

You are a kat slater!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay"

Sorry, I didn't realise we only get one go

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Lovely bloke, sweet and innocent, horny as a pup with two dicks. Always looking on the bright sii-iide of life. Good to have around

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you! "

Big head ( attached to your neck!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you! "

Don't push it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it.

I'm too honest and up front for traps. Do love a murder mystery though!"

Well that's a lie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re a big old stinky pooface

You are a kat slater! "

This isn’t slate fluffy! (Fat fluffy cow)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it.

I'm too honest and up front for traps. Do love a murder mystery though!

Well that's a lie!!! "

Ok everyone. Let’s just take a deep breath. And not fall for any traps.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Annoyingly likeable "

N'aww this is pretty much exactly the same vice versa fyi! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it.

I'm too honest and up front for traps. Do love a murder mystery though!

Well that's a lie!!!

Ok everyone. Let’s just take a deep breath. And not fall for any traps. "

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique' "

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"

Go on it's 2024! The year of the honest goose in some cultures I think?

You wish....

It's a trap and I'm not falling for it.

I'm too honest and up front for traps. Do love a murder mystery though!

Well that's a lie!!!

Ok everyone. Let’s just take a deep breath. And not fall for any traps. "

Don't you open that Trap Door!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana"

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive."

Not to mention Hot ! Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are we just doing you Bruce or anyone on the thread ?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive."

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Like an excitable puppy

Nice voice though

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are we just doing you Bruce or anyone on the thread ?"

Oh do whoever. It's a free world baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!"

I am probably the best looking guy on the site. Always have been. I’m just fat.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Erm, not really noticed you much, sorry OP.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I’m stunned by how much you know about potatoes. Stunned. I just haven’t decided if I’m stunned in a good.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

I am probably the best looking guy on the site. Always have been. I’m just fat. "

Nice and having abs makes me sick!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!"

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

I reckon you could go deep, deeper than you show here. In the thoughts department

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!"

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I reckon you could go deep, deeper than you show here. In the thoughts department "

In a forum, pssssh!

In DMs, maybe. Sometimes?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'd deep her ^

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet "

You snooze you lose lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it "

I want to see this made into a Brom-com/Dick flick

J

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet "

I remember her too....were you really or are you telling fibs?!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

You snooze you lose lol"

I didn't snooze! But let's face it, things worked out for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd deep her ^"

Dee P her. With me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

I am probably the best looking guy on the site. Always have been. I’m just fat.

Nice and having abs makes me sick!"

God gave me a lot but he didn’t want me to have it all. That’s why I’m both short and fat.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

I remember her too....were you really or are you telling fibs?!"

Would i lie about something so specific?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

You snooze you lose lol

I didn't snooze! But let's face it, things worked out for her "

Ah well you win some you lose some

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it

I want to see this made into a Brom-com/Dick flick

J"

Cue me and Joe having an MFM this year

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'd deep her ^

Dee P her. With me. "

I'd make an exception with you - RFR.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

I am probably the best looking guy on the site. Always have been. I’m just fat.

Nice and having abs makes me sick!

God gave me a lot but he didn’t want me to have it all. That’s why I’m both short and fat. "

He gave you the race threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it

I want to see this made into a Brom-com/Dick flick

J

Cue me and Joe having an MFM this year "

MMF more like

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it

I want to see this made into a Brom-com/Dick flick

J

Cue me and Joe having an MFM this year "

I'll be watching

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

I remember her too....were you really or are you telling fibs?!

Would i lie about something so specific? "

I don't know. Would you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Honestly?

Do it rip off the band aid I'm tense!

I use to find you irritating like a rash that wouldn't go away and we had some pretty heated arguments. But while you do have your horny tangents, I think some genuine opinions you have are pretty-level headed and reasonable and the forums would be pretty boring without you

This sounds like how all my ex's described me before they fell for me Joe...just warning you!

Don't push it

I want to see this made into a Brom-com/Dick flick

J

Cue me and Joe having an MFM this year "

The movie poster has you both back to back with your arms folded doing a cheeky grin. It's gonna be a big hit!

J

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

I remember her too....were you really or are you telling fibs?!

Would i lie about something so specific?

I don't know. Would you? "

Yes it was a lie, but dont tell anyone ok?!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Not particularly inclusive, unless they are your friends, or the 'clique'

There is no clique anymore. It died with TMontana

He was lovely. And very inclusive.

We can't all be as perfect as TMontana!

Thats true. Definitely only one of him!!

He started dating the Birmingham girl I was gonna meet

I remember her too....were you really or are you telling fibs?!

Would i lie about something so specific?

I don't know. Would you?

Yes it was a lie, but dont tell anyone ok?!"

Your secrets safe with me!!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay"

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be your most successful thread brucey

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Not a lot.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good thighs. Nice body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I just clocked this is tea’s thread but public. So we should be commenting on anyone in the thread not just Bruce?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil."

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"This must be your most successful thread brucey "

I'm really surprised it went this far tbh haha

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh I just clocked this is tea’s thread but public. So we should be commenting on anyone in the thread not just Bruce? "

That's what initially I intended it for but I was here for the ted talk!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dont think i know you so i dont think anything

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I clearly didn’t read the other thread properly and posted it publicly anyway

Fuckit

Brucey. You’re fit

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I clearly didn’t read the other thread properly and posted it publicly anyway

Fuckit

Brucey. You’re fit "

Aww thanks bird lick me someday!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You know what they say - if you can't say something nice, come sit by me

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You know what they say - if you can't say something nice, come sit by me "

Is that code for you want me next to you?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I get you wonky & pickled all confused, it’s a barrage of nonesense, but harmless

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

A puppy that has little or no sex experience but projects himself non stop on the forums but I’m 100% sure that your mum loves you.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce. You’re not the worst.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When I first came across you on social media you reminded me of a virgin in a sex shop.

Now you’re a little more sexual mature you remind me of a puppy in a ball pit.

The mr

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A puppy that has little or no sex experience but projects himself non stop on the forums but I’m 100% sure that your mum loves you.

T"

It goes in *there* right?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

I don’t want a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!"

I do get year 7 just found out what sex is vibes from some of your posts

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No comment

I don’t want a ban"

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!

I do get year 7 just found out what sex is vibes from some of your posts "

Cause I get horny and like booty's?

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

Definitely thinner than I am

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!"

Its your forum posts and comments, it really is, definitely gives off those vibes

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

Immature and insecure

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Genuinely one of my favourite forumites

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

I think you're cute. Sometimes misguided. Often overenthusiastic with that hyperactive puppy vibe. Despite the odd misstep and fuck up I find you overall quite entertaining and endearing.

Cock looks alright too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!

I do get year 7 just found out what sex is vibes from some of your posts

Cause I get horny and like booty's? "

It’s just a vibe you know. I’m sure you’ve shagged half the forum so a vibe is just that, a vibe, not reality

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Big ballz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Like a Horny Teenager I'd say ..

But you can take a ribbing and that's always a good sign

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Genuinely one of my favourite forumites "

N'awww Jill! You're gonna get me all bashful and sexy!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!

Its your forum posts and comments, it really is, definitely gives off those vibes"

I'm here to play. I'm not here to moan about commuting or taxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are lovely.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I genuinely love how people assume I'm sexually inexperienced haha!

Its your forum posts and comments, it really is, definitely gives off those vibes

I'm here to play. I'm not here to moan about commuting or taxes "

Nobody likes a moaner, well sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha"

Neil was always my favourite Brucey!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

You ite.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You are lovely."

Oh lemon! Have lovely sex with me already!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

Neil was always my favourite Brucey! "

Again I ask why? Hahaha

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

"

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

Neil was always my favourite Brucey!

Again I ask why? Hahaha"

Nothing really likeable about Jay on his own, Neil was likeable, so you are like a combination of the two.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

Neil was always my favourite Brucey!

Again I ask why? Hahaha

Nothing really likeable about Jay on his own, Neil was likeable, so you are like a combination of the two."

But Neil used to get laid

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

Neil was always my favourite Brucey!

Again I ask why? Hahaha

Nothing really likeable about Jay on his own, Neil was likeable, so you are like a combination of the two.

But Neil used to get laid"

Didn't he only finger people? Haha

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I always picture you as Simon Cooper from the Inbetweeners

You had your turn willy!

Also I'm definitely more Jay

Yeah definitely more a cross between Jay and Neil.

Neil?! But h'whyy?! Haha

Neil was always my favourite Brucey!

Again I ask why? Hahaha

Nothing really likeable about Jay on his own, Neil was likeable, so you are like a combination of the two.

But Neil used to get laid

Didn't he only finger people? Haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?"

Cheers for the heads up

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up "

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up "

That's ridiculous isn't it. Caffeine fancy photoshopping my face on that bad boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales"

I drive

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive "

You're out of my league anyway. You're Fab top 10. Fact!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive "

I'll join for the road trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

You're out of my league anyway. You're Fab top 10. Fact!"

Stop being silly, Willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!"

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!"

Just to pre-warn you Bruce, he smokes and she vapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

Just to pre-warn you Bruce, he smokes and she vapes"

Who smokes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeker

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

That's ridiculous isn't it. Caffeine fancy photoshopping my face on that bad boy? "

Imagines CD's 'bad boy' with your face on it!

J

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A massive knob... your dick seems alright too

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

That's ridiculous isn't it. Caffeine fancy photoshopping my face on that bad boy?

Imagines CD's 'bad boy' with your face on it!

J"

What a treat!

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By *onguiliciousMan
over a year ago

Northallerton

I’ve better things to do……like breathing!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

Just to pre-warn you Bruce, he smokes and she vapes

Who smokes? "

I've said too much already

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive "

Pick me up on the way, never wanted to visit Wales so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

Pick me up on the way, never wanted to visit Wales so much! "

Please bring snacks! And a kids book for brucey to keep him entertained

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

Pick me up on the way, never wanted to visit Wales so much!

Please bring snacks! And a kids book for brucey to keep him entertained "

Snacks, and a colouring book and crayons for Brucey, got it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You've grown on me Bruce, previously meeting you I got excitable puppy vibes, now.... Still the same with a little maturity.

But I do like your posts they are light hearted & fun.

Mrs

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?"

I am imagining red neck country?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention seeker"

That's me baby!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

That's ridiculous isn't it. Caffeine fancy photoshopping my face on that bad boy?

Imagines CD's 'bad boy' with your face on it!

J"

You would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention seeker

That's me baby!"

All good attention I hope Babycakes … you’re threads are always entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really in fact less than nothing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"You ite.

"

You are ( lovestruck)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?

I am imagining red neck country?"

Karaoke classics

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?

I am imagining red neck country?

Karaoke classics "

Cotton Eye Joe anyone??

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?

I am imagining red neck country?

Karaoke classics

Cotton Eye Joe anyone?? "

I can already hear her singing it.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I told you yesterday Brucey!

Em x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"You ite.

Fucking hell with that latest pic. Give us other boys a chance will you?

Cheers for the heads up

Thank fuck he lives in Wales

I drive

I'll join for the road trip!

If I’m driving it’s my tunes on the stereo okay?

I am imagining red neck country?

Karaoke classics

Cotton Eye Joe anyone??

I can already hear her singing it."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"But post it publicly. Let's have some drama!"

From the forums I’d say You have a lot of energy. I’ve never met you but I can tell that from your threads. You’re bouncy! You make me smile when you’re funny. I do think you’d probably take a lot of high energy shagging!

To sum up, if you were a song you’d be that “More Passion, More Energy, More footwork” song that does the rounds on social media.

Bouncy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But post it publicly. Let's have some drama!

From the forums I’d say You have a lot of energy. I’ve never met you but I can tell that from your threads. You’re bouncy! You make me smile when you’re funny. I do think you’d probably take a lot of high energy shagging!

To sum up, if you were a song you’d be that “More Passion, More Energy, More footwork” song that does the rounds on social media.

Bouncy!

"

I love that song

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I told you yesterday Brucey!

Em x"

I'm in one of those moods you were in the other day!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Not a bump but holy moly this nearly completed a whole thread! POW!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not a bump but holy moly this nearly completed a whole thread! POW!"

Easily pleased eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a bump but holy moly this nearly completed a whole thread! POW!"

OP what’s your favourite POW song?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not a bump but holy moly this nearly completed a whole thread! POW!

OP what’s your favourite POW song?"

Careless Whisper

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