FabSwingers.com forum: What porn do you NOT watch...

By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Process of elimination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poop

Sick

Anything gross

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smegma Porn

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

anything even hinting at family stuff. hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with plumbers

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By *ertie63Man
over a year ago

newark

Odd thread really? Nothing creates conversation! Not positively anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind's drawing a blank, Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with plumbers

But don't they wear those yummy trousers with the extra pockets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind's drawing a blank, Brucey

Joe watches all of it

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with plumbers

But don't they wear those yummy trousers with the extra pockets?

Too cheesey

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking."

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think"

How do they hold the fag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with plumbers

But don't they wear those yummy trousers with the extra pockets?

Too cheesey

Next you will be dissing grey trackies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind's drawing a blank, Brucey

Joe watches all of it

Twice

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

How do they hold the fag?

In their mouths, no hands. It's amazing what they can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

How do they hold the fag?

In their mouths, no hands. It's amazing what they can do"

I'm trying to banish the visual now

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.

It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.

It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.

Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.

I'd rather have a cup of tea.

Bring back the bush!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

How do they hold the fag?

Tut tut - it’s homosexual

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think"

So that was you on my webcam!

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Couples you onow, mand and woman. It's sooo predictable and boring. TS porn all day please.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

How do they hold the fag?

Tut tut - it’s homosexual "

Took me a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacked.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Anything to do with vegans. It's all vag' and no meat with those insufferable filth monsters.

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

"Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.

It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.

It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.

Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.

I'd rather have a cup of tea.

Bring back the bush!!!"

I do enjoy your posts

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

So that was you on my webcam!"

I seen you knuckle shuffling. Don't deny it

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Can’t stand the prevalence of “step” porn. Step daughter, step brother, step mother , step dad. Get to stepping and fuck off.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think

So that was you on my webcam!

I seen you knuckle shuffling. Don't deny it"

I told you, I have several horrific diseases of the winkie and I was scratching hard.

Phew, that could have been embarrassing.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I watch all of it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can’t stand the prevalence of “step” porn. Step daughter, step brother, step mother , step dad. Get to stepping and fuck off. "

You seen Stepladder Porn ??

It's awful, I was climbing up the walls .

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

"Can’t stand the prevalence of “step” porn. Step daughter, step brother, step mother , step dad. Get to stepping and fuck off.

You seen Stepladder Porn ??

It's awful, I was climbing up the walls ."

Get out!

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Steven Hawking sex tapes

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Lesbian

Unless it’s a FFM and the women get carried away and the bloke starts wanking his knob frantically whilst watching them. Even better if he cums really, really quick by accident.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Steven Hawking sex tapes "

It's actually wheelie good

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.

It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.

It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.

Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.

I'd rather have a cup of tea.

Bring back the bush!!!"

Have to agree with this one....too much fakery (false enormous cocks, false squirting, false cumshots such as Cumblast....pretty much false everything). At least back in the 70s and 80s, whilst it might have been cheesy (and with far too much pubic hair) at least it was tongue in cheek (and various crevasses) and fun.

Whilst it was fantasy, that was the idea and it worked well within that context. Imaginary scenarios, embarrassing situations turned into fun sex scenes...now it's just too false for it's own good.

Having said that, there IS some good porn still out there, but I still prefer the good ol' days.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Oh, and Scooby Doo's secret sex video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steven Hawking sex tapes

It's actually wheelie good"

That is actually very amusing

And I now feel guilty for finding it amusing

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Steven Hawking sex tapes

It's actually wheelie good

That is actually very amusing

And I now feel guilty for finding it amusing

Well, I heard that he fills a few gaping black holes in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Ann Widdecombe's Greatest Sloppy BJs

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Fake overly loud dialogue “yes yes yes yes!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the sports or family stuff, just weird

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Amateur/homemade.

I prefer porn to have a professional production value. Multiple angles, studio grade lighting, HD cameras & actors with fitness model physiques & clear skin.

I want to see the fantasy, not the reality.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You seen Stepladder Porn ??

It's awful, I was climbing up the walls ."

My real ladder left when I was five.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Process of elimination

Nah I watch that stuff.

It's like Squid Game but more bangs and less bang-bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American unrealistic fake stuff

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

American.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

All of it. Boring

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All of it. Boring

She needs that real peen!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"All of it. Boring

We're the same, all of it. All that fake ooh aah...

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All of it. Boring

We're the same, all of it. All that fake ooh aah...

Yeah but your life looks like a porn shoot to be fair!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"All of it. Boring

We're the same, all of it. All that fake ooh aah...

Yeah but your life looks like a porn shoot to be fair!"

Any ooh aah's (more likely "mmmmmm") are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All porns are boring nd fake

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All of it. Boring

We're the same, all of it. All that fake ooh aah...

Yeah but your life looks like a porn shoot to be fair!

Any ooh aah's (more likely "mmmmmm") are real

Oh I know I would be doing all the real groans

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Clowns.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Clowns."

Check out Gibby The Clown...you're gonna love him

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"All of it. Boring

She needs that real peen!"

I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together.

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Anything with preened models, studio lighting, high production values... give me homemade stuff any day.

I want to see pimples on arses and have a nosey at what's going on in the background of normal people's houses!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"All of it. Boring

She needs that real peen!

I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together. "

I thought you liked that video of me and the random Amazon delivery guy m’lady?

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Scat.

Why, just why?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Scat.

Why, just why?"

It's definitely a load of shit

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Family, BDSM or anything else to do with physical harm. I'm not kink shaming just not my thing. I don't tend to go for teen stuff either , it's a bit too 'Jeffrey Epstein' for my liking !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"All of it. Boring

She needs that real peen!

I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together.

I thought you liked that video of me and the random Amazon delivery guy m’lady?

. Hmmmmm. Wouldn’t be a fan of that. Even with you in it!

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Scat.

Why, just why?

It's definitely a load of shit"

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By *lovetoowatchMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Boring one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

British. Bit too close to home.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"British. Bit too close to home. "

A scone with that blowjob your majesty?!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Steven Hawking sex tapes

It's actually wheelie good

That is actually very amusing

And I now feel guilty for finding it amusing

You're going to hell!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There's a long list Brucey. A very long list.

I don't think anyone has time for that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"British. Bit too close to home.

A scone with that blowjob your majesty?!"

It was the HardBrexxxit film actually. I cried after that wank.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Slim, choking, gagging, none of that.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Anything with preened models, studio lighting, high production values... give me homemade stuff any day.

I want to see pimples on arses and have a nosey at what's going on in the background of normal people's houses!"

Judge their curtains, that kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything animal or family related. They need therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of it really, I went through a phase of getting up to some really messed up stuff irl and now porn mostly seems a little bit plain :/

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Family, BDSM or anything else to do with physical harm. I'm not kink shaming just not my thing. I don't tend to go for teen stuff either , it's a bit too 'Jeffrey Epstein' for my liking ! "

Why is everyone so down on Jeffrey Eastern. He did a great job managing the Beatles

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Judge their curtains, that kind of thing?"

Exactly, the more crap in the background the better - some of my best sex has been in houses that look like they've just been burgled... Love a good live-in mess!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Judge their curtains, that kind of thing?

Exactly, the more crap in the background the better - some of my best sex has been in houses that look like they've just been burgled... Love a good live-in mess!"

"She's hot, but paisley with that carpet?!"

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

straight porn its just dull

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Most these days. Closest I do watch is the odd vid I look at on here.

It's kind of just boring.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Piss poo or pain not my thing. Most other things.

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking."

This really needed a few commas!!! Lol

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

This really needed a few commas!!! Lol "

Haven't you seen "Amputee Dwarves Smoking and Shit Party III"?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"There's a long list Brucey. A very long list.

I don't think anyone has time for that though."

It's what you don't watch Meli! Which for you I imagine is dust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't watch any

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By *arcus263Man
over a year ago

Liskeard

Porn that has perfectly formed bodies unlike real life.

Also the ones with music over the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that is STEP ____ so my choices are limited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step Dad/Step Mum stuff. Just morally wrong.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Step Dad/Step Mum stuff. Just morally wrong."

Luckily for us you ain't my step mum

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

This really needed a few commas!!! Lol

Haven't you seen "Amputee Dwarves Smoking and Shit Party III"?

Its on my watch later list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking."

Why you tryna kink shame me

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Anything to do with plumbers

But don't they wear those yummy trousers with the extra pockets?

Too cheesey

That's the smegma porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay porn and yes that includes two women just does nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step Dad/Step Mum stuff. Just morally wrong."

What makes me cringe is I'm almost old enough to be your mum. How ancient does that make me feel... pre-historic

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Don't watch any porn

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.

This really needed a few commas!!! Lol

Haven't you seen "Amputee Dwarves Smoking and Shit Party III"?

Its on my watch later list!

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Stuck, step, certain types of youngsters oufits ugh why

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Porn that has perfectly formed bodies unlike real life.

Also the ones with music over the top

Fuck I’ll take any music over listening to the annoying whines / mosns and that croaky American accent whine many have put on

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