FabSwingers.com forum: New ways of wanking :-)

By *our Secret Life OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Everyone loves a good wank but after years of it new ideas are always welcome.

I've done the creams, electro etc etc

What do you do when you want a special wank?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I call up superwank

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…

But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…

But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios

Can I watch?...it sounds romantic!

Do you put satin sheets on too?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…

But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios

Can I watch?...it sounds romantic!

Do you put satin sheets on too? "

Oh yes indeed; I always like to run myself a nice bath beforehand to, complete with scented candles burning around the periphery whilst I give myself a relaxing massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the grit version of swarfega

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By *our Secret Life OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…

But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios

Do you eat or avoid garlic when you have dinner?

Also, I hope you agree a safe word with yourself

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I paint my nails when I want a special wank

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…

But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios

Do you eat or avoid garlic when you have dinner?

Also, I hope you agree a safe word with yourself

Oh yes; My safe word is, ‘Arghhh!!!’ if I inadvertently get a bit carried away and tug too hard…

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By *our Secret Life OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I paint my nails when I want a special wank

Do you shave the back of your hand too?

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"I paint my nails when I want a special wank

Do you shave the back of your hand too?

Goes without saying surely!!

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Buy a fucking machine.

I know, your profile says straight.

You can get male toy attachments to it.

The feeling almost equals to a fast and hard blow job with a lot of deepthroating.

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By *our Secret Life OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Buy a fucking machine.

I know, your profile says straight.

You can get male toy attachments to it.

The feeling almost equals to a fast and hard blow job with a lot of deepthroating.

I am straight but I'm into all that stuff too

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Who ya gonna call........

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

"Who ya gonna call........

Nutbusters?

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Buy a fucking machine.

I know, your profile says straight.

You can get male toy attachments to it.

The feeling almost equals to a fast and hard blow job with a lot of deepthroating.

I am straight but I'm into all that stuff too

In that case buy one for 300£+.

The cheap ones are nasty but weak.

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Who ya gonna call........

Those bastards?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well Man has been round for a good while now and probably started wanking straight away.

I very much doubt that any new ways of wanking are available,I'd imagine that all avenues have been exhausted!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"the grit version of swarfega"

Loctite fast orange tm

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Well Man has been round for a good while now and probably started wanking straight away.

I very much doubt that any new ways of wanking are available,I'd imagine that all avenues have been exhausted!"

I don't think it came as an instinct straight away.

We all know they didn't wash themself often.

I guess this idea popped up during bath time.

Man washed his willy, but still smelled youk.

Noticed he can pull the skin back and washed it there too.

Probably after a few bath times he realized it's not a bad feeling.

Worked on the techniques, until he came.

Got frightened, because he thought he hurt himself.

Many bathtimes later tried it again, then worked on the technique.

Told other men, who told more men...etc.

Became natural worldwide.

(Sex might or might not have happened before)

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

What the buggering fuck are you on about?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

You could try "Tromboneing".

Having a J-Arthur whilst taking a crap isn't easy, but if you are looking for something new...

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