FabSwingers.com forum: I'm just calling you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About your car's extended warranty, the accident you had in the last five years, your national insurance, blah blah blah.

If fab called what they be calling you about?

Extending your site support?

The accident you had in the last five years?

What services could they sell?

And would you buy them?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Closing my account due to inactivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about how long they are going to extend my forum timeout for

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Probably a telling off

On the naughty step you two!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pregnancy insurance

Std compensation claim

DNA testing defence

Condom misuse

Claims for not as described in profile

Being mentioned on divorce papers

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Satisfaction survey.... How satisfied are you by Fab on a scale of 1-10?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Satisfaction survey.... How satisfied are you by Fab on a scale of 1-10?"

Can I put 0?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hello this is fab… just checking to see if you’ve had your annual service and were you totally satisified?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bloody people wanting to flog me gas and electricity. Bugger off

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s Tina Titz calling to offer me forum insurance.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It’s Tina Titz calling to offer me forum insurance.

Shush… it’s a secret

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostbusters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They be calling me to advise about how long I’ll be on Holiday for.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would want to know if my pre-Christmas meet affected my No Claims Boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello hun, I'm just calling to see why you haven't fucked anyone on Fab yet. Gary in Leeds sent a complaint through."

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I would want to know if my pre-Christmas meet affected my No Claims Boner."

That made me lol

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

They’d be calling me to tell me that the message I had received was, in fact, an IT error

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"About your car's extended warranty, the accident you had in the last five years, your national insurance, blah blah blah.

If fab called what they be calling you about?

Extending your site support?

The accident you had in the last five years?

What services could they sell?

And would you buy them?"

Just FRO

And leave me alone fecker

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You’ve completed FAB in gold - how about Platinum membership

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

“Is this Mrs Peaks”?

“Yes”

“Hi, I’m Dave (are you heck called Dave). I’m your local energy advisor. I can save you energy”

“But I like the amount of energy I use”

“Our records show that your usage seems excessive “

“Don’t you energy shame me, young man”

CLICK

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