FabSwingers.com forum: Fab has ruined me

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Okay not just fab, the Internet and my dirty mind in general.

The book of faces, an update pops up from a friend, beauty therapist.

"anyone free for a free facial"

I just can't!

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over a year ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd love a free facial.... *looks up the nearest spa /salon

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.

I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a free facial.... *looks up the nearest spa /salon"

Oh nvm

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'd love a free facial.... *looks up the nearest spa /salon

Oh nvm

I was turning it around

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.

I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "

All the time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Naaaah. I've always had a dirty mind.

Fab just allows me to be more like my true self.

In this world where you have to be soooooo PC - Fab is needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, at an old job when I was working on projects for a certain client, there was a shortage of work so my manager told me that he would put me on training to work on other projects because he said it would be "good to expose yourself to different clients".

Safe to say I was biting my cheeks when he said that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I think I’ve developed dysfablia. I now constantly read sentences that are perfectly normal but unconsciously give it a sexual meaning. Or even insert (sniggers) words that were never there.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Haha the struggle is real my friends

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I'm known for my lack of control in replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.

I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "

All the time

I can remember being in our local supermarket a few years back, in the cold meat section, and overheard an older lady say to her partner "would you like some tongue".

I was absolutely creased.

Kept giggling to myself for hours

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yep, at an old job when I was working on projects for a certain client, there was a shortage of work so my manager told me that he would put me on training to work on other projects because he said it would be "good to expose yourself to different clients".

Safe to say I was biting my cheeks when he said that

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.

I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "

A customer asked me the other day if I can get some of that stuff you stick in and it swells?

I had to bite my tongue.

She wanted expanding foam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind was always filthy. Coming here made me feel normal. ^ive said that often!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My mind was always filthy. Coming here made me feel normal. ^ive said that often!

Even by fab standards, some are beyond saving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mind was always filthy. Coming here made me feel normal. ^ive said that often!

Even by fab standards, some are beyond saving. "

Fair enough.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Innuendo. I love some innuendo. You should have caved in to it!

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol my mind is constantly in the gutter as well , fab kinda does that to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Okay not just fab, the Internet and my dirty mind in general.

The book of faces, an update pops up from a friend, beauty therapist.

"anyone free for a free facial"

I just can't!

You don't like facials?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

One of our commercial team explains double entry book keeping.

*stifled tittering from the back

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.

I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "

About 3 times in the team meeting I’ve just had

Oops…

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"One of our commercial team explains double entry book keeping.

*stifled tittering from the back"

^from the back.. Fnar fnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god so many innocent phrases at work - i often have to effect a sneezing fit to hide my Cheshire cat grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"One of our commercial team explains double entry book keeping.

*stifled tittering from the back

^from the back.. Fnar fnar"

I was sniggering at tittering

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.

Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.

Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..

We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication

it just doesn't stop

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.

Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..

We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication

it just doesn't stop "

I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.

Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..

We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication

it just doesn't stop

I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at that

I had to leave a meeting once during a break and couldn't contain my hysteria - my boss was perplexed and said i had the filthiest mind of anyone they known

After we went back in they kept catching my eye.. And when the diagrams started they were also grinning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Someone said "I'll give Laura a facial for Secret Santa."

I answered "I would definitely give Laura a facial anytime."

I was called "disgusting" by my dirtiest old perv colleague.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…

I had to mute my mic and camera.

Boo

Back to work.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeh. Also.

Snow.

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

"Oh yeh. Also.

Snow.

I want snow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeh. Also.

Snow.

I want snow! "

That has at least three different meanings around here.

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

"Oh yeh. Also.

Snow.

I want snow!

That has at least three different meanings around here.

I'll settle for the one where you can push me down a big hill whilst I squeal

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

My mind in general is just in the gutter. It doesnt help the women I work with are filth too.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I remember a talk about bird watching. *smirk no.1

When the ornithologist mentioned recognising birds by their jizz...... *much guffawing

I'm sure he said it on purpose, just for the responses.

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