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When you do an almighty sneeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And you let out a little pee

And lose sensation in your arm?

How loud a sneezer are you?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I have to be honest I have never had those two issues OP but I do occasionally twinge my back with a really bad sneeze. Very painful.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never sneeze outloud...... I do those mousefart things.... legs crossed of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do sneeze loudly...normally 6 times early in the morning after waking...my family complain..but I can't help it...when the cat was young he'd run away at my sneezing.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Never peed, but I cramped my back sneezing. It's powerful and loud.

Almost as loud as my orgasms and have slight control muffling it.

People often make fun of my sneezing or just get startled.

(The sensation before sneezing and orgasm is kind of similar for me/men at least.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never peed, but I cramped my back sneezing. It's powerful and loud.

Almost as loud as my orgasms and have slight control muffling it.

People often make fun of my sneezing or just get startled.

(The sensation before sneezing and orgasm is kind of similar for me/men at least.)

Yes, I can relate to this very much!

"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never let out a little pee before but, i do find it amusing when you sneeze and a fart accidentally pops out at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joys of having a baby..

I'm a loud sneezer just the once or twice, Mr J however loud and sneezes about 5x in a row

Miss S x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

No wee wee for me yet OP but I do sneeze really really loudly… funnily enough for me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My sneezes always travel in pairs. I seldom just sneeze the once.

I'd make a rubbish ninja, laying in wait, sneezing and my victim looking round and then shrugging it off, as they'd find me when the second sneeze arrived

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"The joys of having a baby..

I'm a loud sneezer just the once or twice, Mr J however loud and sneezes about 5x in a row

Miss S x

"

*

I don't stop sneezing until I blow my nose, even if there's nothing hanging out.

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I'm never a single sneezer they always come 3 sometimes 4 at a time. Loud... ish, no kids here so pee is safe. However my sneeze pattern occurs after meals when I'm full. I googled and it's a thing!! Apey just thought I was weird and well that's half true but my sneezing is standard lol xx

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m a blow the house down sneezer and once I start I can’t stop.

If I’m standing I try and brace myself back against the wall as I have put my back out sneezing.

I dread it when I’m driving, spray the inside of the windscreen and it always worries me the length of time my eyes are shut when sneezing, the potential for an accident.

After a sneezing session my left arm always hurts.

And I have wee’d

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I’m a blow the house down sneezer and once I start I can’t stop.

If I’m standing I try and brace myself back against the wall as I have put my back out sneezing.

I dread it when I’m driving, spray the inside of the windscreen and it always worries me the length of time my eyes are shut when sneezing, the potential for an accident.

After a sneezing session my left arm always hurts.

And I have wee’d "

Well. That made for entertaining reading!

Your poor windscreen. Your poor, poor, windscreen!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m a gentle sneezer because I have a nose piercing. I’m slightly terrified that half the sneeze will pop out of the piercing hole. But I think that is just me being twp.

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By *abonTedCouple
over a year ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

I tore a muscle in my neck once when sneezing! Not so much because it was huge but because I was looking sideways. I make sure I’m aligned now

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I nearly sneezed myself down the stairs the other day, had my hands full with the washing basket, sneeze took me by suprise and I nearly went head over heels.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I’m a blow the house down sneezer and once I start I can’t stop.

If I’m standing I try and brace myself back against the wall as I have put my back out sneezing.

I dread it when I’m driving, spray the inside of the windscreen and it always worries me the length of time my eyes are shut when sneezing, the potential for an accident.

After a sneezing session my left arm always hurts.

And I have wee’d

Well. That made for entertaining reading!

Your poor windscreen. Your poor, poor, windscreen!! "

I aught to get wipers fitted on the inside

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I had a large sneeze in December and burst the blood vessels in my right eye! Basically had a blood clot for an eye for Christmas!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

As am just getting over a bad cold since Xmas eve loud sneezing

Don’t pee at all

Sometimes fart but no pee

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