FabSwingers.com forum: Rate your fart

By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Rate your fart today.

Smell:

1. I can handle it

2. Best leave the room

3. Gagging

Pressure:

1. I felt it

2. Curtains moved

3. It hurts

Sound range:

1. Baritone

2. Tenor

3. soprano

Volume:

1. Hardly heard it

2. Loud

3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after

I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.

Brownie points for farting famous riffs.

"Smoke on the water"?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Time for my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent but violent

Cheese on the breeze

Carrot Cracker

Bean Bonanza

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Silent but violent

Cheese on the breeze

Carrot Cracker

Bean Bonanza

Silent is always violent.

It means you need to let it go.

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

"Rate your fart today.

Smell:

1. I can handle it

2. Best leave the room

3. Gagging

Pressure:

1. I felt it

2. Curtains moved

3. It hurts

Sound range:

1. Baritone

2. Tenor

3. soprano

Volume:

1. Hardly heard it

2. Loud

3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after

I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.

Brownie points for farting famous riffs.

"Smoke on the water"?"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Thats enough internet for you today.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Thats enough internet for you today. "

This isn't a new thread.

I've done it at late night, because different crowd around at that time.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I thought/hoped it was buried forever.

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

"Thats enough internet for you today.

This isn't a new thread.

I've done it at late night, because different crowd around at that time.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Well, that was chunkier than I expected...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought/hoped it was buried forever.

Unfortunately like a fart in the bath it still rises to the surface

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Yes but the question is do women fart loudly

No the fart blame the male half

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly

No the fart blame the male half

I'm open and honest about my farts. I do the long, squeaky ones - my personal best has been one which lasted for 16 seconds. Not that I timed the trouser-cough in question - my husband did, as he couldn't believe it.

Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly

No the fart blame the male half

Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship.

Wow! 16 seconds.

That's enough time for two rounds of applause

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly

No the fart blame the male half

Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship.

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16 seconds???

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly

No the fart blame the male half

Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship.

Wow! 16 seconds.

That's enough time for two rounds of applause

1 whole bar from "Shine on you crazy diamond" intro. (Pink Floyd)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a bit sick of cleaning the slowly condensing shit off my windows when I fart in winter.

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By *issyass4straightMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

So sexy

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By *issyass4straightMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Wish sniff it

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

is this thread still going haha

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

I think the wind has gone out of its sails

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

2. 2. 1. 3.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

"Rate your fart today.

Smell:

1. I can handle it

2. Best leave the room

3. Gagging

Pressure:

1. I felt it

2. Curtains moved

3. It hurts

Sound range:

1. Baritone

2. Tenor

3. soprano

Volume:

1. Hardly heard it

2. Loud

3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after

I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.

Brownie points for farting famous riffs.

"Smoke on the water"?"

Wtf??

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