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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

Yep

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

Yes

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, do you mean like cup my hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

I need to know what I’m holding before I commit. I’m not holding a handful of wee but I’ll hold your pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

Dam you I can't too laughing!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll hold the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

Me and you Joe, we’re too alike

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

I think he means point it at the designated target

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Possibly....

But don't ask me to write in the snow.

Very distinctive handwriting and I'd be found out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No opee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me."

You'd probably point it back at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

You’d need a 10 incher

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

With both hands

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

You’d need a 10 incher

Just attach a hosepipe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

It's quite simple to do really.

Unless of course they've got a stonking erection and you're having to not move your hand up and down playfully because they'll growl and decide fucking your mouth is better than peeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

You’d need a 10 incher

I said AT him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

You’d need a 10 incher

I said AT him!

Why stop there, may as well wash the ceiling while you’re at it

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

Yes! With both hands whilst staring directly into your eyes

No ghey

Hades

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What a helpful bunch you are. Except Mels, she just loves the cock

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

How did you get to know me that well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

It's quite simple to do really.

Unless of course they've got a stonking erection and you're having to not move your hand up and down playfully because they'll growl and decide fucking your mouth is better than peeing.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Your pee or your wang?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Your pee or your wang?"

Which would you prefer?...

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Your pee or your wang?

Which would you prefer?...

LvM"

Obviously your wang

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

This could be taken one of two ways LvM….

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM

This could be taken one of two ways LvM….

I mean. At least 4 if you count hands surely?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM

This could be taken one of two ways LvM….

I mean. At least 4 if you count hands surely?"

Well yes… there is that

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Your pee or your wang?

Which would you prefer?...

LvM

Obviously your wang

Oh go on then

Just no friendly fire incidents please

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yes! I love doing that but guys always wimp out on me.

Probably because I lark about too much and they don't trust me.

You'd probably point it back at him!

Bloody hell that would be some trick!!

You’d need a 10 incher

Just attach a hosepipe "

This was what I was imagining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be my honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this once. Never again!

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

My better half does this to me as she knows it will get me hard and more difficult to pee then buggers off out if the bathroom laughing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I aim it wherever I want?

Mrs

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That's interesting. I've known you for over 6 years and you barely let me be in the bathroom when you need to go, yet strangers can touch your wang whenever they want to?

I find that absolutely outrageous

smh

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's interesting. I've known you for over 6 years and you barely let me be in the bathroom when you need to go, yet strangers can touch your wang whenever they want to?

I find that absolutely outrageous

smh

Go on strike!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Also imagine the fucking mess.

They won't have the hand eye coordination if it's a woman. Lacking the experience.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Also imagine the fucking mess.

They won't have the hand eye coordination if it's a woman. Lacking the experience."

Try me

my hand eye co ordination is pretty good...also I wear glasses so no splashback in the eye

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM

My better half does this to me as she knows it will get me hard and more difficult to pee then buggers off out if the bathroom laughing

I like her style

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM"

I'd tie it in a knot for you.

Does that help?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Yes, I'd hold it so you can pee in the glass.

Then you'll be drinking it moments later...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

Me and you Joe, we’re too alike

You are. You should bang!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"That I needed to pee, would you hold it for me?

LvM

I'd tie it in a knot for you.

Does that help?

That could be tricky. Why don't you hold it, and I'll push a cork up it instead

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Only if I can set up a shooting gallery first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

Me and you Joe, we’re too alike

You are. You should bang!

Again?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What, do you mean like cup my hands?

Me and you Joe, we’re too alike

You are. You should bang!

Again?

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