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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx"

Alcaraz

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I'm packing to move house and I appear to have lost my libido.

Any idea where I can find it?

Many thanks all knowing one.

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie wendy

Will anybody fab my new profile pic or is it destined for failure?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wendy HELP !

9 out of 10 Fabbers can't reply to posts without being passive aggressive , aggressive aggressive or totally plain stupid..... spouting hatred not love and sounding as if they are recounting the rantings of a 13 year old.

What shall I do Wendi ..... do my eyes need bleaching ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendi,

i beg you tell me how to become an academic weapon in the next 20 hours.. because right now im being academically assaulted instead and i know it's all my fault but your girl needs HELP Px

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Dearest Aunt...

I am wondering, should I wear a cardi with my work dress today...looked out the window and it looks nippy out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wendy, why is everyone so salty this morning?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

Alcaraz"

I kinda want Djok and Alc in the final...another one of their epics.

Preferably the best yet.

And Nole to just win.

But we see Alcaraz fully "come of age"...and then he wins the French, Wimbledon, and US...against the new blood in the finals...and Nole retires at the end of the season...then there's a new guy leading the way to GOAT with all the fresh talent fighting through.

Too Hollywood though.

But it's what I want .

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Wendy HELP !

9 out of 10 Fabbers can't reply to posts without being passive aggressive , aggressive aggressive or totally plain stupid..... spouting hatred not love and sounding as if they are recounting the rantings of a 13 year old.

What shall I do Wendi ..... do my eyes need bleaching ?"

I mean, I was aiming for totally plain stupid 10 year old out on a limb and out of their depth, but I'll take 13 if that's all there is on offer .

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

What's the best way to enjoy Gentleman's Relish?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man "

She's not Santa and if she was you are tooooooooo late

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's the best way to enjoy Gentleman's Relish?"

Remove her tights first

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

Alcaraz

I kinda want Djok and Alc in the final...another one of their epics.

Preferably the best yet.

And Nole to just win.

But we see Alcaraz fully "come of age"...and then he wins the French, Wimbledon, and US...against the new blood in the finals...and Nole retires at the end of the season...then there's a new guy leading the way to GOAT with all the fresh talent fighting through.

Too Hollywood though.

But it's what I want ."

Roll

I've always struggled to warm to Novak. Brilliant player mind you

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man

She's not Santa and if she was you are tooooooooo late "

I worked all over Christmas, so I’m having mine late

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

Alcaraz"

For a cold and sore throat you might try sucking a Fisherman's Friend.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

Alcaraz

I kinda want Djok and Alc in the final...another one of their epics.

Preferably the best yet.

And Nole to just win.

But we see Alcaraz fully "come of age"...and then he wins the French, Wimbledon, and US...against the new blood in the finals...and Nole retires at the end of the season...then there's a new guy leading the way to GOAT with all the fresh talent fighting through.

Too Hollywood though.

But it's what I want .

Roll

I've always struggled to warm to Novak. Brilliant player mind you"

Agreed - it's Fed all the way for me. Then Nadal. But it's hard not to give Novak GOAT, because his records are stronger.

I'd like one more for Nole, because I think he deserves to be recognised as "significantly ahead" of Fed and Nadal, but then I want to see Alcaraz proving what tennis can be for the next 10/15 years.

Alcaraz can do all the Fed, a lot of the Nadal, most of the Djok, and still be uniquely Alcaraz.

If he goes as far as he can, I'd love to look back in 15/20 and say "Now THERE'S the GOAT."

Nole represents respect for me, Fed represents love of tennis.

Alcaraz can be both, and more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx"

I'd not have a clue Nick ad I don't watch any sports, so I'd know nothing about it to comment.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi,

I'm packing to move house and I appear to have lost my libido.

Any idea where I can find it?

Many thanks all knowing one.

S x "

Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do. Stress can play a big factor on a lot of things health wise and mentally, without you even realising.

Everyone can go through this at times, just get your move and new house sorted.

You'll notice when you're settled and have more time things will start to improve.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie wendy

Will anybody fab my new profile pic or is it destined for failure? "

I'm sure they will, everyone has their own taste on what they find attractive.

The saying is true, there is someone for everyone.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wendy HELP !

9 out of 10 Fabbers can't reply to posts without being passive aggressive , aggressive aggressive or totally plain stupid..... spouting hatred not love and sounding as if they are recounting the rantings of a 13 year old.

What shall I do Wendi ..... do my eyes need bleaching ?"

Its fab take it with a pinch of salt and don't read into it to much.

Much like assholes everyone has an opinion.

Not everyone is going to agree on everything.

Some like a debate, others like to rattle others, some have their opinion and it'll not be the same or change.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Dear Aunty's Wendi

Why is it after a couple if very successful social meets with a guy, he's ditched his single profile, and blocked me on his couple's profile. Yes she knew about me he sent her a selfie of the two of us back in the summer. Now he's ignoring me completely. Could she have felt jealous of me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wendi,

i beg you tell me how to become an academic weapon in the next 20 hours.. because right now im being academically assaulted instead and i know it's all my fault but your girl needs HELP Px "

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Unfortunately some take things like a sponge others not.

Find ways to learn something easier, try little tricks on remembering things, make it fun so you're enjoying it, that way it'll be easier to remember.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest Aunt...

I am wondering, should I wear a cardi with my work dress today...looked out the window and it looks nippy out "

Yes as its quite chilly at the moment.

Always layer up in this weather.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wendy, why is everyone so salty this morning? "

Can be a number of reasons.

January blues, just not a nice person, personal issues.

Best just to ignore people like that don't let them drain your energy.

If its not something you've caused for them to be like that with you, I'd pass no remarks.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man "

When I set up my dating site I'll let you know.

Remember they always appear when we least expect it.

Never go looking though as you'll not find it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the best way to enjoy Gentleman's Relish?"

I've never herd of it or tasted it, actually had to Google it.

I'd say on toast or a nice bread/cracker.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Hello Auntie Wendi, and good to see you here.

Like many on FAB currently, I have a cold. It's terribly snotty.

I was sucking myself off earlier, and the snot was dribbling down onto my cock and balls.

I think I quite enjoyed it. Both the bitter flavour of liquid bogey, but mostly the idea of it. Weird, huh!

So my question is, who do you think will win the Australian Open Men's Singles Tennis Final for 2024?

Yours,

Nick xx

I'd not have a clue Nick ad I don't watch any sports, so I'd know nothing about it to comment.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Thanks Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty's Wendi

Why is it after a couple if very successful social meets with a guy, he's ditched his single profile, and blocked me on his couple's profile. Yes she knew about me he sent her a selfie of the two of us back in the summer. Now he's ignoring me completely. Could she have felt jealous of me?? "

Maybe she did. Maybe he seen it not going anywhere.

Some people block and ghost as they find it easier than telling people why.

Remember not everyone takes rejection well.

It's fab my love and it can be a strange place at times. Like people just when you think you've figured someone out they surprise you.

I'd not worry either way, you had a fun few socials out of it and that's the way I'd remember it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Thanks I'm trying not to let it get me down lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty's Wendi

Why is it after a couple if very successful social meets with a guy, he's ditched his single profile, and blocked me on his couple's profile. Yes she knew about me he sent her a selfie of the two of us back in the summer. Now he's ignoring me completely. Could she have felt jealous of me??

Maybe she did. Maybe he seen it not going anywhere.

Some people block and ghost as they find it easier than telling people why.

Remember not everyone takes rejection well.

It's fab my love and it can be a strange place at times. Like people just when you think you've figured someone out they surprise you.

I'd not worry either way, you had a fun few socials out of it and that's the way I'd remember it.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Sorry I never seen the he ditched his single profile, he could of had it without her knowledge, trying to see if him a single profile would work.

Some couples try this and then realise that a couple only profile and meeting together is what works.

We've all been there had socials and meets were they've went great but the others might not think the same.

Being ghosted isn't nice but unfortunately it's becoming a normal thing now.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *asmintvTV/TS
over a year ago

Heswall


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man "

Do you really want a nice one, or would you prefer a naughty one?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Dear Auntie Wendi

Send me a nice man

When I set up my dating site I'll let you know.

Remember they always appear when we least expect it.

Never go looking though as you'll not find it.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Auntie Wendi, this is a cop out. Send me his exact coordinates please

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By *asmintvTV/TS
over a year ago

Heswall


"What's the best way to enjoy Gentleman's Relish?

Remove her tights first "

noooo keep on, far sexier x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Dear Aunty's Wendi

Why is it after a couple if very successful social meets with a guy, he's ditched his single profile, and blocked me on his couple's profile. Yes she knew about me he sent her a selfie of the two of us back in the summer. Now he's ignoring me completely. Could she have felt jealous of me??

Maybe she did. Maybe he seen it not going anywhere.

Some people block and ghost as they find it easier than telling people why.

Remember not everyone takes rejection well.

It's fab my love and it can be a strange place at times. Like people just when you think you've figured someone out they surprise you.

I'd not worry either way, you had a fun few socials out of it and that's the way I'd remember it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Sorry I never seen the he ditched his single profile, he could of had it without her knowledge, trying to see if him a single profile would work.

Some couples try this and then realise that a couple only profile and meeting together is what works.

We've all been there had socials and meets were they've went great but the others might not think the same.

Being ghosted isn't nice but unfortunately it's becoming a normal thing now.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

It was supposedly all above board etc, just would have been nice to have been told rather than just binning me off ... had a lot of that lately

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