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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Grannyfucious she say .......

Always wear fucktor 50 in the shade

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Grannyfucious she say .....

Tan Trick 2 - Ask Claudia Winkleman for a blob of foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ok Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you ok Granny?"

I've been hit by ........ a Smooth Criminal !

Yes thanks ...... Cock a hoop !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tan trick 3. (The sequels, are never as good)

Stand in your garden when your neighbours spray protecting the wooden fences.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Keep tàking the pills Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Apparently the best tantric position is called ‘the plumber’………. you stay in all day and nobody comes

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

*Writes notes*

Thanks Granfucious, this is great advice.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

I thought you looked a little orange

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Apparently the best tantric position is called ‘the plumber’………. you stay in all day and nobody comes

That's so you can smear tanfastic all over you and sit in the garden till he 'arrives' ..... I said arrives on purpose

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

I thought you looked a little orange

I'm a jaffa....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*Writes notes*

Thanks Granfucious, this is great advice."

I knew you were the sensible one .....

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

granny is off her meds again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

I thought you looked a little orange

I'm a jaffa.... "

Biscuit?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've never had meds...... nothing stronger than a paracetamol about four times a year......

Maybe I need the meds..... like Spain or Italy .......Greece....

I'm off to do Yoga...... for an hour...

Stretches me bits ..... me non orange bits..... me pale n pasty bits..

Me big bits.......n wobbly bits

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