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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What’s the joke you can tell from memory?

Do you have one?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What’s green and loud?

A frog horn.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

What’s the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?

Warren!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"What’s the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?"

You can offer a chicken leg to the mother in law?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am Jewish so can say this without it being racist!

Whats a Jewish dilemma?

FREE PORK!!!!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife's always complains I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

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By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

There's thos guy in Milton Keynes reckons he's got a 10" cock

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By *akesnake74Man
over a year ago

Halifax

why is there know pregnant BARBIE dolls? because KEN came in a different box

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Not so much a joke . Sort of a poem ? Can be sent to all if know well lol

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I use my right hand thinking of you

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants...... What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing ,he didn't recognize them

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's black & white & red all over?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What's black & white & red all over?"

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A newspaper?

[I fear this isn't the correct answer]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's black & white & red all over?

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A newspaper?

[I fear this isn't the correct answer]"

Correct

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What's black & white & red all over?

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A newspaper?

[I fear this isn't the correct answer]

Correct

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"What's black & white & red all over?"

A sunburned penguin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's black & white & red all over?

A sunburned penguin. "

Lol....good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at the park wondering why this Frisbee kept getting bigger..

And then it hit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue Stick..

She still isn't talking to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?

You can offer a chicken leg to the mother in law?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?

Look at the board and I will go through it again!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

"What’s the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?"
You can't get your cock out in a KFC. But what they do have in common !!! They can both smell fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the giant destroy three countries at once?

He picked up Turkey, dunked it in Greece and fried it in Japan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the giant destroy three countries at once?

He picked up Turkey, dunked it in Greece and fried it in Japan. "

That was from a joke book I got in primary school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

A man walked into the bar...

Ow.

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

How are gay men like mice ?

They both don't like pussies.

Why don't gay men have any friends ?

Because they are always fucking arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never wanted to have a lentil on my face before

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?"

Someone once said "don't get a Labrador, it makes most of their owners go blind"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock into someone's ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do George Michael and wellies have in common?

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

A middle aged woman goes to the docs to check if she has a lump on her breast. The doc examines her and says she is fine but mentions that she has the breasts of a 25 year old. Very happy with the all clear and the compliment she goes home to hubby who ignores her as he’s watching tv. “Thanks for asking” she says “the doc says I’m o.k.and told me I had the breasts of a 25 year old “Hubby looks up and asks “what about your 50 year old twat?” She replies “we didn’t talk about you!”

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?"

The variation on this joke that I’m aware of is:

How does the blind skydiver know he’s reached the ground?

The lead goes slack.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"What's black & white & red all over?"

An embarrassed Nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for any religious ppl

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

[Removed by poster at 08/01/24 21:20:54]

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?

The variation on this joke that I’m aware of is:

How does the blind skydiver know he’s reached the ground?

The lead goes slack. "

Aw, you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it".

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it"

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"What's black & white & red all over?

An embarrassed Nun"

What’s black, white & red and can’t turn round in corridors?

A nun with a spear through her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack??

Because he only Cums once a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to an archaeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

What is worse than 2 women running with scissors...

Two scissoring women with the runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"

"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What's the difference a joke and five dicks?

Your mum can't take a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you tell the gender of an ant? If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats, buoyant

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"How can you tell the gender of an ant? If it sinks, it's a girl ant. And if it floats, buoyant"

. Stealing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I once went to an archaeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig."

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"

"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit."

That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep!

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"

"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"

"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit.

That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep!

I love that joke, it's one of my favourites

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"

"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit.

That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep!

I love that joke, it's one of my favourites

I couldn't for the life of me see what the problem was with a Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit, took me a couple of seconds, like I said I am sleep deprived!!

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