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"The innocent looking ones are the dirtiest " As a sweet angelic looking lady, I have to concur  | |||
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"People always think I'm innocent "I don’t believe it for a second. 
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"FFS I don’t look innocent. And I’m really sweet "Whereas this is 100% true.  | |||
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"People always think I'm innocent
I don’t believe it for a second.
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FFS I don’t look innocent. And I’m really sweet
Whereas this is 100% true. "Thanks sweetie. I loved our lemonade & hand holding xx | |||
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"I think I have the sweet and innocent face… ish
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"I think I have the sweet and innocent face… ish
No.
Sorry. But no "Especially with her fist in her mouth . | |||
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"I think I have the sweet and innocent face… ish
No.
Sorry. But no
Especially with her fist in her mouth ."Or my fist in her mouth | |||
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"I think I have the sweet and innocent face… ish
No.
Sorry. But no
Especially with her fist in her mouth .
Or my fist in her mouth "Go for both fists...she still has a sweet and innocent face xx | |||
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"Go for both fists...she still has a sweet and innocent face xx"She has a laugh like Sid James though. | |||
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"Go for both fists...she still has a sweet and innocent face xx
She has a laugh like Sid James though."That's why the fists get used  . | |||
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Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
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"Awww you guys are mean
Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
Ps. Yes to 2 fists. Try anything once me "Flawed logic. I'm a cunt. My face doesn't resemble one | |||
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"Awww you guys are mean
Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
Ps. Yes to 2 fists. Try anything once me
Flawed logic.
I'm a cunt.
My face doesn't resemble one "No it doesn’t… apart from in a certain light | |||
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"Awww you guys are mean
Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
Ps. Yes to 2 fists. Try anything once me
Flawed logic.
I'm a cunt.
My face doesn't resemble one
No it doesn’t… apart from in a certain light "I knew as soon as I sent that it was WIIIIDE open for: "Uhm...yes it does Nick".. Or "Then why call yourself McFuckFace"... Must try harder...xx | |||
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"Awww you guys are mean
Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
Ps. Yes to 2 fists. Try anything once me
Flawed logic.
I'm a cunt.
My face doesn't resemble one
No it doesn’t… apart from in a certain light
I knew as soon as I sent that it was WIIIIDE open for:
"Uhm...yes it does Nick"..
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"Then why call yourself McFuckFace"...
Must try harder...xx
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"Awww you guys are mean
Right. I don’t have a sweet and innocent face because I’m not sweet and innocent
Better?
Ps. Yes to 2 fists. Try anything once me
Flawed logic.
I'm a cunt.
My face doesn't resemble one
No it doesn’t… apart from in a certain light
I knew as soon as I sent that it was WIIIIDE open for:
"Uhm...yes it does Nick"..
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"Then why call yourself McFuckFace"...
Must try harder...xx
#topbants "Aww ta LB .
My next username might be Nicky TwoFists xx | |||
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"I love the switch "Like when a guy behaves as a complete gent, buying you drinks, taking your hand down the stairs, opening doors, walking you home … then bangs you up against the wall the second the front door closes? | |||
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"I love the switch
Like when a guy behaves as a complete gent, buying you drinks, taking your hand down the stairs, opening doors, walking you home … then bangs you up against the wall the second the front door closes?"Can the door still be slightly ajar, or does one have to wait for closure? | |||
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"I love the switch
Like when a guy behaves as a complete gent, buying you drinks, taking your hand down the stairs, opening doors, walking you home … then bangs you up against the wall the second the front door closes?
Can the door still be slightly ajar, or does one have to wait for closure?"It’s best to be open when banging Mr Two fists | |||
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"I love the switch
Like when a guy behaves as a complete gent, buying you drinks, taking your hand down the stairs, opening doors, walking you home … then bangs you up against the wall the second the front door closes?"And then I feel him unfastened his belt with one hand and then hear the belt sliding out as he pulls on it.....yeah like that. (Note; I always do rounds). | |||
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"(Note; I always do rounds). "Do you take a turn pushing *him* up against the wall as well, then? | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? " You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man "I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it  | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man
I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it "It is | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man
I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it
It is "Totally agree. He looks like butter wouldn’t melt | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man
I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it
It is
Totally agree. He looks like butter wouldn’t melt "Makes you want to corrupt him really | |||
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"I love the switch
Like when a guy behaves as a complete gent, buying you drinks, taking your hand down the stairs, opening doors, walking you home … then bangs you up against the wall the second the front door closes?
Can the door still be slightly ajar, or does one have to wait for closure?
It’s best to be open when banging Mr Two fists "And there it is! My epitaph | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man
I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it
It is
Totally agree. He looks like butter wouldn’t melt
Makes you want to corrupt him really "It certainly does | |||
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"I'm not sure. I'm going to say worse because people are naturally more... softly softly with you when sometimes you really, really don't want that. I've had men tell me before I'm far too cute to do x with and it's always a tad disappointing. Oh well. Charge it to the game." This! As the unfortunate owner of an "innocent" face I can verify that this happens far too often. | |||
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"Worse because it means you look like the caretaker of the elderly women who roam the Bingo halls playing the slot machines and how can that be better than sausage and mash potato?" I don't know but I still want sex with you? | |||
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"I think I look kinda innocent although I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. Em x" Oh you do | |||
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Do you take a turn pushing *him* up against the wall as well, then? "That's what I was referring to....the guy is buying the drinks... | |||
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 It's not the image I try to portray, but you know what they say about the ones who look like butter wouldn't melt | |||
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"(Note; I always do rounds).
Do you take a turn pushing *him* up against the wall as well, then?
That's what I was referring to....the guy is buying the drinks... "Your pf picture does not scream innocent at all! | |||
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"Anyway reason I bring it up is because I get told that all the time! And I know I look young but innocent...I mean I think I'm the flirtiest person I know "You do have a cute face, but like I said if you are kinky too that’s just like chefs kiss. Something about someone looking innocent but turn out to be proper filth bags  | |||
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"Anyway reason I bring it up is because I get told that all the time! And I know I look young but innocent...I mean I think I'm the flirtiest person I know "Snap mate! I get told the same but I’m a filthy urchin really! | |||
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"Oh, I get this alllll the time! I kinda like it
Mrs TMN x"You're lucky. I asked MrAbz and he just raised an eyebrow and shook his head. No innocence here MrsAbz | |||
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"Nothing better than them looking like butter wouldn’t melt and then they turn out to be a filthbag "That's what she said! | |||
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Or I imagine all the men to have a little bit of a Devil Inside them.
Innocent looking? my arse!!! | |||
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"I can’t imagine anybody in Fab having a sweet and innocent face. I only imagine every single pretty woman in here to have a little sparkle in her eyes, that tells me to be careful.
Or I imagine all the men to have a little bit of a Devil Inside them.
Innocent looking? my arse!!! "We need to find you your cute brunette Wuds .
Ladies - spoiler alert - if you've half a mind towards Woody, you'd probably have a great time taking it out of half-mind and turning it into full contact .
Act now - December is gone, horn levels are rising, diaries are filling.
Second spoiler alert - you may not walk properly for a couple of weeks. He is sooooo raring to go  . | |||
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"I do have a face pic on my profile, its not for me to say if its innocent looking or not "Oh it's innocent enough, in that "already corrupted but hides it well" way. I'd chase you properly if my profile needs and yours were more aligned, whether you ultimately rejected or not. But our profile wants/needs are miles apart on too many "real" things, so I'll just touch myself inappropriately thinking of your "innocent-not innocent" face every so often. Do I need consent for that? I offer cyber Ambrosia as an aid towards persuasion...  xx | |||
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"I do have a face pic on my profile, its not for me to say if its innocent looking or not
Oh it's innocent enough, in that "already corrupted but hides it well" way.
I'd chase you properly if my profile needs and yours were more aligned, whether you ultimately rejected or not.
But our profile wants/needs are miles apart on too many "real" things, so I'll just touch myself inappropriately thinking of your "innocent-not innocent" face every so often.
Do I need consent for that?
I offer cyber Ambrosia as an aid towards persuasion...
xx"You're offering me rice pudding?!  if it's err coming out like that you should see a doctor | |||
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"I do have a face pic on my profile, its not for me to say if its innocent looking or not
Oh it's innocent enough, in that "already corrupted but hides it well" way.
I'd chase you properly if my profile needs and yours were more aligned, whether you ultimately rejected or not.
But our profile wants/needs are miles apart on too many "real" things, so I'll just touch myself inappropriately thinking of your "innocent-not innocent" face every so often.
Do I need consent for that?
I offer cyber Ambrosia as an aid towards persuasion...
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You're offering me rice pudding?! if it's err coming out like that you should see a doctor "Of course it's not coming out like that K! Honestly - what sort of man do you think I am? It's all held in by a thick, crusty, cheesy skin xxxx | |||
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"I do have a face pic on my profile, its not for me to say if its innocent looking or not
Oh it's innocent enough, in that "already corrupted but hides it well" way.
I'd chase you properly if my profile needs and yours were more aligned, whether you ultimately rejected or not.
But our profile wants/needs are miles apart on too many "real" things, so I'll just touch myself inappropriately thinking of your "innocent-not innocent" face every so often.
Do I need consent for that?
I offer cyber Ambrosia as an aid towards persuasion...
xx
You're offering me rice pudding?! if it's err coming out like that you should see a doctor
Of course it's not coming out like that K!
Honestly - what sort of man do you think I am?
It's all held in by a thick, crusty, cheesy skin xxxx"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?! | |||
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"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?! "'Coz I know what you do with fondue spears, and that ain't happening  xxx | |||
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"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?!
'Coz I know what you do with fondue spears, and that ain't happening xxx"Yeah I stick em in the bread... wait a minute..are you the pilsbury dough boy? Might explain the aversion to fondu spears | |||
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"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?!
'Coz I know what you do with fondue spears, and that ain't happening xxx
Yeah I stick em in the bread... wait a minute..are you the pilsbury dough boy? Might explain the aversion to fondu spears "Could be that, or the 96.438% likelihood you'll stick one up my bum and one up my willy. And I only do that in Switzerland every 17 years (for a long weekend) xxxx | |||
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?!" Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs | |||
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"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?!
'Coz I know what you do with fondue spears, and that ain't happening xxx
Yeah I stick em in the bread... wait a minute..are you the pilsbury dough boy? Might explain the aversion to fondu spears
Could be that, or the 96.438% likelihood you'll stick one up my bum and one up my willy.
And I only do that in Switzerland every 17 years (for a long weekend) xxxx"I'm not THAT much of a sadist!!! | |||
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"Oooh you're having a fondu?? Why didn't you say?!
'Coz I know what you do with fondue spears, and that ain't happening xxx
Yeah I stick em in the bread... wait a minute..are you the pilsbury dough boy? Might explain the aversion to fondu spears
Could be that, or the 96.438% likelihood you'll stick one up my bum and one up my willy.
And I only do that in Switzerland every 17 years (for a long weekend) xxxx
I'm not THAT much of a sadist!!! " | |||
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"I can’t imagine anybody in Fab having a sweet and innocent face. I only imagine every single pretty woman in here to have a little sparkle in her eyes, that tells me to be careful.
Or I imagine all the men to have a little bit of a Devil Inside them.
Innocent looking? my arse!!!
We need to find you your cute brunette Wuds .
Ladies - spoiler alert - if you've half a mind towards Woody, you'd probably have a great time taking it out of half-mind and turning it into full contact .
Act now - December is gone, horn levels are rising, diaries are filling.
Second spoiler alert - you may not walk properly for a couple of weeks. He is sooooo raring to go ."That’s what I said. | |||
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?! Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs " Attempt at serious answer.. With cock, you look greedy and fully carried away. A tiny hint of sweet perhaps, but not innocent. With women - you look softer, relaxed, and heading much more towards sweeter and innocentererererer.. | |||
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?! Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs " You’re that woman next door. Looks super posh but I can only imagine when the kissing starts, the cloths are being ripped off with sexual hunger. | |||
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?! Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs Attempt at serious answer.. With cock, you look greedy and fully carried away. A tiny hint of sweet perhaps, but not innocent. With women - you look softer, relaxed, and heading much more towards sweeter and innocentererererer.." Interesting the difference between the men and women - heading to go nosey at my own pics now
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?! Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs You’re that woman next door. Looks super posh but I can only imagine when the kissing starts, the cloths are being ripped off with sexual hunger. "Posh
You've seen my face though, however - Posh??
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"Better or worse for when you want to get filthy?! Not sure, is mine sweet & innocent? I'm inclined to think I've resting bitch face. Mrs You’re that woman next door. Looks super posh but I can only imagine when the kissing starts, the cloths are being ripped off with sexual hunger.
Posh
You've seen my face though, however - Posh??
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"I AM sweet and innocent "I bet you’ve got that Cheshire Cat smile as you typed that! | |||
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"I can’t imagine anybody in Fab having a sweet and innocent face. I only imagine every single pretty woman in here to have a little sparkle in her eyes, that tells me to be careful.
Or I imagine all the men to have a little bit of a Devil Inside them.
Innocent looking? my arse!!!
We need to find you your cute brunette Wuds .
Ladies - spoiler alert - if you've half a mind towards Woody, you'd probably have a great time taking it out of half-mind and turning it into full contact .
Act now - December is gone, horn levels are rising, diaries are filling.
Second spoiler alert - you may not walk properly for a couple of weeks. He is sooooo raring to go .
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"I'm off to get some butter and start testing you all in the name of science I may also bring squirty cream, fluffy handcuffs, candles, ropes, whips and chains to see how far down the scale you've gone
"Fluffy handcuffs? Pish lol | |||
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"I AM sweet and innocent
I bet you’ve got that Cheshire Cat smile as you typed that! "So true lol. My halo does occasionally slip | |||
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"I AM sweet and innocent
I bet you’ve got that Cheshire Cat smile as you typed that!
So true lol. My halo does occasionally slip "The gardening centre photo suggests sweet the lighting department photo suggests innocent (you've seen the light).....BUT the Smugglers Cove photo gives the game away - fully fledged naughty pirate | |||
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"I AM sweet and innocent
I bet you’ve got that Cheshire Cat smile as you typed that!
So true lol. My halo does occasionally slip "Things always slip when things get wet. | |||
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The few I’ve meet, have turned out to be extremely horny, kinky sluts behind closed doors lol love it | |||
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"I AM sweet and innocent
I bet you’ve got that Cheshire Cat smile as you typed that!
So true lol. My halo does occasionally slip
The gardening centre photo suggests sweet the lighting department photo suggests innocent (you've seen the light).....BUT the Smugglers Cove photo gives the game away - fully fledged naughty pirate "Lol | |||
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"Who decides what faces are sweet and innocent? You. Yourself… Yours definitely is young man
I don’t think mine is but I’ll take it
It is
Totally agree. He looks like butter wouldn’t melt
Makes you want to corrupt him really "
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"Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong. I “look too innocent” Was once told I “look like a member of 3T”
... Remember them?"It's the best way! Look friendly and charming and innocent and like a nice boy and then POW. Lay on the flirt! | |||
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"I can’t imagine anybody in Fab having a sweet and innocent face. I only imagine every single pretty woman in here to have a little sparkle in her eyes, that tells me to be careful.
Or I imagine all the men to have a little bit of a Devil Inside them.
Innocent looking? my arse!!! "I've been told many times that I am innocent looking | |||
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