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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For fucks sake!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Open wide

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?"

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"For fucks sake!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying."

and more rewarding financially

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon."

Well if you want to take my member out feel free

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon."

Ah ok, I obviously read too much into your horn post this morning

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying."

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A career built on looking into the mouths of people that don’t take care of their mouths

No thanks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon."

Did you deck 'em with the Christmas tree?! Seems a bit much, to take out your relative whilst taking the decorations down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A career built on looking into the mouths of people that don’t take care of their mouths

No thanks "

Dead lucrative, though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start? "

There's only one way to find out, PW.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

Ah ok, I obviously read too much into your horn post this morning "

Oh I still really want some D, thats still a thing. But I've not tried to get any today. There's a difference between really wanting it and actively going after it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW."

And how's that exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immediately I’m thinking of little shop of horrors. Anyone else?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?"

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren."

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm going to be a pimple popper

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero."

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors."

Just today? Quick capture that, display it an exhibition somewhere. It's a rare find isn't it! Add it to the relics collection.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors."

No when to quit, Nero.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

·

Just today? Quick capture that, display it an exhibition somewhere. It's a rare find isn't it! Add it to the relics collection."

Done! It's now on display as part of the permanent collection at the The Malice Collection™.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon."

You whacked someone?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

You whacked someone? "

Swimming with the fishies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero."

I am going to re-name you Mr-very-wise-indeed

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero.

I am going to re-name you Mr-very-wise-indeed

"

I do try to help him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero."

Btw, it's Know, not no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

·

Just today? Quick capture that, display it an exhibition somewhere. It's a rare find isn't it! Add it to the relics collection.

Done! It's now on display as part of the permanent collection at the The Malice Collection™."

Next to the bird with Black feathers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

You whacked someone? "

Ssssshhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon."

My mum did that when I was little, had the tree fall on me and got tangled in the tinsel and lights....actually I thought i was in a space ship....maybe that's the start of my weirdness lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

·

Just today? Quick capture that, display it an exhibition somewhere. It's a rare find isn't it! Add it to the relics collection.

Done! It's now on display as part of the permanent collection at the The Malice Collection™.

Next to the bird with Black feathers? "

I’m not even in that collection

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero.

Btw, it's Know, not no."

Damn it!! Mr Not-so-wise-indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero.

Btw, it's Know, not no.

Damn it!! Mr Not-so-wise-indeed"

Well I think that was already a thing....I mean who steals people's usernames?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

No when to quit, Nero.

Btw, it's Know, not no.

Damn it!! Mr Not-so-wise-indeed

Well I think that was already a thing....I mean who steals people's usernames? "

You can't steal names that are already taken. Fab won't allow it

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

Ah ok, I obviously read too much into your horn post this morning

Oh I still really want some D, thats still a thing. But I've not tried to get any today. There's a difference between really wanting it and actively going after it.

"

If you're still looking, I could post you mine. I'm certainly not using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much charged sexual energy here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much charged sexual energy here..."

You are one of those yellow things aren't you.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying.

Is this for real OP? Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

·

I can swear to tell the truth, can you Nero? From the start?

There's only one way to find out, PW.

·

And how's that exactly?

I can't say it here; these Fab walls have cavities, dear siren.

·

So do many people's words, don't they Nero.

Yes they do. You're extremely perceptive today. And sharp. Like incisors.

·

Just today? Quick capture that, display it an exhibition somewhere. It's a rare find isn't it! Add it to the relics collection.

Done! It's now on display as part of the permanent collection at the The Malice Collection™.

Next to the bird with Black feathers? "

The one my cat killed?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Does that mean you had no joy finding a nice man with a pretty winkie today?

Today? Was I looking?

I'm taking Christmas decs down and took a household member out this afternoon.

You whacked someone?

Ssssshhh!

"

I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt. "

It ain’t murder if you bury them alive.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt.

It ain’t murder if you bury them alive."

Er, yes it would be.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt.

It ain’t murder if you bury them alive."

Or under the patio

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Er, yes it would be. "

To quote Ananke
"For fucks sake!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

It was a joke, sheesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt.

It ain’t murder if you bury them alive.

Or under the patio "

Or just keep em locked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much charged sexual energy here...

You are one of those yellow things aren't you. "

Tell me what it means

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I hit him on the head with the frying pan then stuck him in the trunk of the car, so he wouldn’t get hurt.

It ain’t murder if you bury them alive.

Or under the patio

Or just keep em locked up. "

^^ the voice of experience

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Off topic.

How can I counter block, when someone blocked me?

(Can't do it from messages, because never sent/received any)

Thanks for the advice in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off topic.

How can I counter block, when someone blocked me?

(Can't do it from messages, because never sent/received any)

Thanks for the advice in advance.

"

Click on their profile, towards top left of screen click menu and voila you can click block user.

You're welcome.

PS next time please use the site help section of the forums rather than someone's post

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Off topic.

How can I counter block, when someone blocked me?

(Can't do it from messages, because never sent/received any)

Thanks for the advice in advance.

Click on their profile, towards top left of screen click menu and voila you can click block user.

You're welcome.

PS next time please use the site help section of the forums rather than someone's post "

*

I meant counter block.

I'm blocked already, so I'm just returning the silly favor.

Sorry, but if I'm here already then why go to site help? Right?

I preferer a real voice (typing) rather than machines or saved options.

Can I call you Siri?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off topic.

How can I counter block, when someone blocked me?

(Can't do it from messages, because never sent/received any)

Thanks for the advice in advance.

Click on their profile, towards top left of screen click menu and voila you can click block user.

You're welcome.

PS next time please use the site help section of the forums rather than someone's post

*

I meant counter block.

I'm blocked already, so I'm just returning the silly favor.

Sorry, but if I'm here already then why go to site help? Right?

I preferer a real voice (typing) rather than machines or saved options.

Can I call you Siri? "

You do realise how you sound using the term silly favour?

Call me whatever you like, it's water of a ducks back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Next? "

I don't have any queries for you

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next?

I don't have any queries for you

MrsAbz "

Oh I like you.

You seem sane and nice!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Next?

I don't have any queries for you

MrsAbz

Oh I like you.

You seem sane and nice!"

MrsAbz

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"For fucks sake!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I'm going to train to become a dentist, pulling teeth will be easier and more satisfying."

No you can't.

They always look down in the mouth.

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