FabSwingers.com forum: Whats an assumption

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People make about you that's totally false?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Not a clue... someone enlighten me lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no idea

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That I'm just an assortment of holes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Domme. Sub. Not a total bitch underneath

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

My name is not William

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That I'm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I know what I’m talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that my name is actually quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

I’m getting a tingle right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a clue... someone enlighten me lol"

I can't pass judgment over anyone here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

Always trust your scooby senses, it got the team out of alot of dramas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that my name is actually quack.

And that you have fake titties

Miss S x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Not a clue... someone enlighten me lol

I can't pass judgment over anyone here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that my name is actually quack.

Am I miss remembering your name? Was it quicksplat before or do I need to resit English?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

I’m getting a tingle right now.

You can get cream for that…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My name is not William"

I thought it was Dick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm nice

I've not heard that rumour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

I’m getting a tingle right now.

You can get cream for that…

I know!……

….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Domme. Sub. Not a total bitch underneath

From the limted times I've seen you post I've never thought that. I could be a terrible judge of character though ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I know what I’m talking about.

I don't think I have that fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows what people believe about me. But I’m sure they have their reasons whether it’s true or not

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

Always trust your scooby senses, it got the team out of alot of dramas!"

I know. I am actually Velma

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

That I’m fantastic at sex

(I’m not

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

That I'm cool and calculating.

I'm actually volcanic and calculating.

Big difference.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

That I like custard .... ( I do actually

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"That I like custard .... ( I do actually

Don't forget the assumption they make that you'll answer a thread about false assumptions with a correct assumption xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I like custard .... ( I do actually

)

Don't forget the assumption they make that you'll answer a thread about false assumptions with a correct assumption xx"

This has become "assumpception" now.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

That wearing glasses means I’m intelligent.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That wearing glasses means I’m intelligent.

Not after that cock names thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like Marvel!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Not after that cock names thread

I don’t think anyone clocked that I was quoting ole Aussie comedians. Stuck in the ’90s, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. That my squirted cream is just for show.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Haha. That my squirted cream is just for show.

It'll be all warm and off by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That because I’m fat, it’s assumed by many that I’m lazy, and sit around eating pies all day.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know of any assumptions that anyone makes about me. Maybe I'm really boring, me and my little assumptionless life.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That because I’m fat, it’s assumed by many that I’m lazy, and sit around eating pies all day. "

When actually, you much prefer minstrels.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"That I like custard .... ( I do actually

)

Don't forget the assumption they make that you'll answer a thread about false assumptions with a correct assumption xx

This has become "assumpception" now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other assumption I get a lot is that because I’m bisexual, it’s assumed that I’m a raging and out of control cockaholic that will try to swallow the first pork sword that’s within reach.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The other assumption I get a lot is that because I’m bisexual, it’s assumed that I’m a raging and out of control cockaholic that will try to swallow the first pork sword that’s within reach. "

When actually, you much prefer minstrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know of any assumptions that anyone makes about me. Maybe I'm really boring, me and my little assumptionless life.

That you have a thesaurus on you at all times?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"The other assumption I get a lot is that because I’m bisexual, it’s assumed that I’m a raging and out of control cockaholic that will try to swallow the first pork sword that’s within reach.

When actually, you much prefer minstrels.

I imagine a court jester then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People assume my name is actually Gladys. It makes me giggle receiving messages that start with "Dear Gladys".

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I like custard .... ( I do actually

Same

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"That I like custard .... ( I do actually

)

Same

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 06/01/24 16:06:29]

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

That I’m a dominatrix.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

That I'm extroverted.

I'm asked to attend our professional networking events all the time because I'm quite chatty and I can carry a conversation quite easily for as long as its needed.

But afterwards I'm completely burnt out and I need 2-3 days of solitude to recover. I much prefer hiding away with my dog and my books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. That my squirted cream is just for show.

It'll be all warm and off by now

When one runs out, I get another ready…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

That I'm a soft touch

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Haha. That my squirted cream is just for show.

It'll be all warm and off by now

When one runs out, I get another ready…

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"That I'm a soft touch

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'd probably say that I'm never not being dirty minded... I can occasionally be sensible

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

That I'm exciting and adventurous.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm a soft touch

Haha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"That I'm a soft touch

Haha

Sniggers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm a soft touch

Haha

Sniggers

Pervert

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"That I'm a soft touch

Haha

Sniggers

Pervert

Not denying it

takes a Pervert to know one

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On fab the only assumption I'm aware of that is completely off the mark is that I get lots of messages, lots of fabs on my pics and have a large circle of fab friends.

Couldn't be further from the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many I could give you a list!

Only one is ever true so far

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"That I won’t trust my Scooby Senses

Always trust your scooby senses, it got the team out of alot of dramas!

I know. I am actually Velma

Have you got the outfit?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The usual one is that I’m an alcoholic, in a band, and must have loads tattoos and piercings.

(I don’t drink, I have no talent, and I don’t have any of either.)

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

That I like impact play

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That I work in a Chinese Takeaway

lol

I wonder why?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Would be interesting to hear any assumptions anyone has about me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That I'm wealthy and posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm of normal height

Miss S x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"People make about you that's totally false?"

That I am confident.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"that my name is actually quack.

"
really hi quack do a little waddle please

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Going by our inbox on fab, we will invite anyone to join us

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

It must be that I’m not meet material

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

That I'm happy to chat.

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other assumption I get a lot is that because I’m bisexual, it’s assumed that I’m a raging and out of control cockaholic that will try to swallow the first pork sword that’s within reach.

When actually, you much prefer minstrels.

But of course.

Minstrels are life.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

The double minstrels joke deserves more credit.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everyone assumes I’m a horrible cunt. When really I’m a really nice guy.

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Everyone assumes I’m a horrible cunt. When really I’m a really nice guy.

The mr "

But a terrible liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well. And this did amuse me greatly, apparently I look like I’m hard work before you speak to me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Everyone assumes I’m a horrible cunt. When really I’m a really nice guy.

The mr

But a terrible liar

no I promise I’m not a horrible cunt, just a little bit of one

The mr

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

That because I'm disabled I can't be fun etc. People more often than not judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like Irn-Bru

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My name isn't Phil

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

That I'm up my arse.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

That I’m a bit of a man slut because I have loads of veris (for a boy). But they’re almost all from socials.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

My size might make me passive… my kindness could be weakness… of course I fancy them… or that I give a damn ‘bout my bad reputation

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

People assume I’m a tart because Boo says so.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"People assume I’m a tart because Boo says so.

Thats a fact.

Not an assumption!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"People assume I’m a tart because Boo says so.

Hahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"People make about you that's totally false?"

That I'm weak and feeble because I use a wheelchair.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That I know nothing about tech because I'm old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact … "

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That I’m a bit of a man slut because I have loads of veris (for a boy). But they’re almost all from socials.

You don’t have loads of veris at all

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

Nope. Or sugar coat. This is why I love you Boo

That. And the tits obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

Nope. Or sugar coat. This is why I love you Boo

That. And the tits obvs

That's also another reason why people don't like me and I fucking love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People make about you that's totally false?"

I’m a nice guy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

Nope. Or sugar coat. This is why I love you Boo

That. And the tits obvs

That's also another reason why people don't like me and I fucking love it!

Your tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

Nope. Or sugar coat. This is why I love you Boo

That. And the tits obvs

That's also another reason why people don't like me and I fucking love it!

Your tits?

Sugar Coating - lack of

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The fact that Boo says so is a fact …

I've met you!!

I don't lie, it's true

Nope. Or sugar coat. This is why I love you Boo

That. And the tits obvs

That's also another reason why people don't like me and I fucking love it!

Your tits?

Sugar Coating - lack of

I already knew that dafthead

I don’t sugar coat shit… but I will roll it in glitter

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By *untimes969Man
over a year ago

leeds

That I’m not worth chatting to and meeting lol

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"People make about you that's totally false?"

People *very* often assume that I'm arrogant.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

That I’m genuine and not a time waster. Fools

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well. And this did amuse me greatly, apparently I look like I’m hard work before you speak to me

The old resting biych face syndrome, I've got a bit of that

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I imagine a lot, we don't fit a box, yet people like put folk in boxes as they see them represent.

That's why we like the physical world of swinging more than the online world. When you meet people in person you quickly get a good feel for each other and breaks down initial assumptions.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

They probly get it spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People assume I’m über bitchy and unkind.

They may not be wrong thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m not very nice.

People do seem shocked when they meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m not very nice.

People do seem shocked when they meet me. "

I’m not even that nice. Just nicer.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"People make about you that's totally false?"

That I am posh and snobby

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Some guys assume I'm not enjoying the sex because I don't moan like a porn star!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't know what assumptions people make about us.

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By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

That I'm lazy

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm an ice queen and completely avoidant of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm an ice queen and completely avoidant of love."

Yeah you’re actually alright you know

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"That I'm an ice queen and completely avoidant of love."

I wish more people would make that assumption about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm an ice queen and completely avoidant of love."

She's freezing

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

People have often made their assumptions based on what others have said and it's hard to change that mindset and tbf I wouldn't want too because it's a waste of time, either find out for yourself or fuck off.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London /Liverpool/Manchester/Leeds

That I am Welsh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That I am Welsh

¿Qué? How'd people conclude that?!

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London /Liverpool/Manchester/Leeds

I will show you in the next social

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I will show you in the next social

Deal

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

On here?

Mostly they assume that I'm desperate.

In real life...

That one that comes up the most is people assume I'm born overseas or I don't speak English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant i'm just quiet

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By *istr3ssWoman
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

That I won't add them to my block list

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That I'm unhappy because I'm single when the opposite is actually the case

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