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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

What are all the different euphemisms you know for a penis?

Are some words better suited to different sizes, eg., a large “schlong” vs a little “prick” ?

Anyone got unusual ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickle?

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I always found “Johnson” amusing

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What are all the different euphemisms you know for a penis?

Are some words better suited to different sizes, eg., a large “schlong” vs a little “prick” ?

Anyone got unusual ones?

"
Justin

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There were colleagues I work with who had never heard it called a John Thomas until last month. I thought everyone knew a John Thomas was a dick.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pork Sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy. As in "point the Percy at the porcelain"

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Warrior is one I use for the cock of a specific gent I know.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My favourite is just pure and simple cock

Because I like my cock pure and simple

The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutter slug

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Pork Sword

Noiiiiiiice.

I see your pork sword and raise you tube steak.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Gutter slug "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Snake

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"My favourite is just pure and simple cock

Because I like my cock pure and simple

The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie "

Winkie has to be little, right?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Todger

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Percy. As in "point the Percy at the porcelain""

I love this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouser snake.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Pickle?"

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Walloper

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Trouser snake. "

That’s Mr One-Eyed Trouser Snake…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My favourite is just pure and simple cock

Because I like my cock pure and simple

The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie

Winkie has to be little, right? "

Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Zub!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Todger"

sounds so… English

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"My favourite is just pure and simple cock

Because I like my cock pure and simple

The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie

Winkie has to be little, right?

Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me?

Because he winks at you? With his one eye?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dingus.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"The Warrior is one I use for the cock of a specific gent I know."

To the victor go the spoils…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Dingus."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My favourite is just pure and simple cock

Because I like my cock pure and simple

The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie

Winkie has to be little, right?

Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me?

Because he winks at you? With his one eye? "

More like him being wee Willy winkie tbh….

But then if I’m laughing at it that’s what I tend to think of

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Pink and purple Pajero family wagon, driving around the vulvic cul-de-sac.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Single-headed dog pissing on the fallopian tree.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pink and purple Pajero family wagon, driving around the vulvic cul-de-sac."

Get on the naughty step. That’s grim

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Feculent fist thrust within the Mother Earth glove puppet.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pork Sword

Noiiiiiiice.

I see your pork sword and raise you tube steak.

Tube Steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaft!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Get on the naughty step. That’s grim

Virile vulvic pole-vaulter?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get on the naughty step. That’s grim

Virile vulvic pole-vaulter?"

That’s moderately better

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Single-headed dog pissing on the fallopian tree."

…. No.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"…. No.

Hey, you asked for unusual.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft! "

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm "

Damn right!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right! "

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"…. No.

Hey, you asked for unusual."

Touché

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

And the classic Love Truncheon

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…"

Would you like to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

Would you like to?

Every holes a goal.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

Would you like to?

Every holes a goal. "

Or a bucket… whatevs

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

Would you like to?

Like Iggy Pop?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

Would you like to?

Like Iggy Pop?

If you want

Iggy Pop works too… for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shlong

Pork sword

Todger

Beef bayonet

Love slug

Shmeckle

Blue veined flute

One-eyed trouser snake

Love gun

Cyclops meat clown

To name a few

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Someone sent me a message the other day asking if I like his "minge masher".

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Member

Kofta kebab

Wee willy winkle

Spray

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Someone sent me a message the other day asking if I like his "minge masher".

Was it RTG?

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London /Liverpool/Manchester/Leeds

In German you can say "Schwanz".

Translated means "tail"

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

"Someone sent me a message the other day asking if I like his "minge masher".

Was it RTG?

I genuinely laughed out loud at that

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Spam javelin

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Was it RTG?

I genuinely laughed out loud at that

And I probably deserved it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Was it RTG?

I genuinely laughed out loud at that

And I probably deserved it.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clam Hammer

Miss S x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Someone sent me a message the other day asking if I like his "minge masher".

Was it RTG?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Clam Hammer

Miss S x"

Rhyming is always a plus!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Spam javelin"

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"In German you can say "Schwanz".

Translated means "tail"

I watched this German subtitle film about a love Android (because of course I did) and that tracks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clam Hammer

Miss S x

Rhyming is always a plus!

I win! What's my prize

Miss S x

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"And the classic Love Truncheon

Why so violent?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"And the classic Love Truncheon

Why so violent?

This is my weapon, and this is my gun. This one’s for killing, and this one’s for fun…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Clam Hammer

Miss S x

Rhyming is always a plus!

I win! What's my prize

Miss S x"

A glance

At my man’s

Clam hammer

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clam Hammer

Miss S x

Rhyming is always a plus!

I win! What's my prize

Miss S x

A glance

At my man’s

Clam hammer

Maybe

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Dangly fella

Captain Picard

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

winky

last chook (chicken) in the butcher

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you have no hair down there, Peggy.

Because its between the 2 bald Mitchell brothers.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

“Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la

With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutter slug "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"the dude piston"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magic missile.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

my current profile picture is an ode to the winky. I couldn't bring myself to cook him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink oboe

Flesh flute

Spam hammer

Shagging shaft

Pram filler (!!!)

Tonsil teaser....

The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are all the different euphemisms you know for a penis?

Are some words better suited to different sizes, eg., a large “schlong” vs a little “prick” ?

Anyone got unusual ones?

The little fireman, because of the helmet and hose.

And the pink Darth Vader, the helmet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…"

Word of warning... clean up aint easy

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

“Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la

With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where"

That’s the second time in less than 30 days that somebody has quoted that song to me…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Shaft!

I’m singing that now…. Ear worm

Damn right!

Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too

I’ve never had it in the ear before…

Word of warning... clean up aint easy

Sorry… I can’t hear you. What?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

“Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la

With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop

When I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

That’s the second time in less than 30 days that somebody has quoted that song to me…

Did they want to put their Boink Swatter in your Ham Wallet though?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Jabba. Can be put back in his hut or...

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Schlong, custard chucker, and Trevor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce (as in Lee)

mutton dagger

tallywhacker

pocket rocket

ding dong

ankle spanker

hairy hotdog

weener

kidney cracker

heat seeking moisture missile

giggle stick

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

One’s chap.

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By *oppleWangerMan
over a year ago

Gods Country

Russell the love muscle

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