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"Don't get any on the carpet." ----------------------------- He's in ASDA  | |||
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"Do you need to go to the toilet or are you going to ejaculate " Spoken like a true teacher | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " in the future?  | |||
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah" If you’re invested then you’re invested | |||
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah If you’re invested then you’re invested "You know what youre right Fluufy Chicken!!! And I am dammit! | |||
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah If you’re invested then you’re invested
You know what youre right Fluufy Chicken!!! And I am dammit!"I mean, we’re 5 hours in. We deserve an update! Do we need to call an ambulance because he’s gone into urinary retention? Or did the knickers get it? | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " Don’t forget the fabric softener. | |||
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah If you’re invested then you’re invested
You know what youre right Fluufy Chicken!!! And I am dammit!
I mean, we’re 5 hours in. We deserve an update! Do we need to call an ambulance because he’s gone into urinary retention? Or did the knickers get it?"Christ only knows and it will haunt me for the rest of my life Goddam you peepee pants guy!!! | |||
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"Do you need to go to the toilet or are you going to ejaculate Spoken like a true teacher " | |||
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah If you’re invested then you’re invested
You know what youre right Fluufy Chicken!!! And I am dammit!
I mean, we’re 5 hours in. We deserve an update! Do we need to call an ambulance because he’s gone into urinary retention? Or did the knickers get it?
Christ only knows and it will haunt me for the rest of my life
Goddam you peepee pants guy!!!
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"Is it weird that I still wanna know how this went down? It is ay? Yeah If you’re invested then you’re invested
You know what youre right Fluufy Chicken!!! And I am dammit!
I mean, we’re 5 hours in. We deserve an update! Do we need to call an ambulance because he’s gone into urinary retention? Or did the knickers get it?
Christ only knows and it will haunt me for the rest of my life
Goddam you peepee pants guy!!!
I nearly peed my pants laughing at that last comment ()"Dont you start!!! We've gor enough of that going on as it is! | |||
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"Wait until you get to the age when your prostate doesn't know if it is coming or going!" I just have a 4 metre tube plumbed from dick to loo at night. Saves using the Zimmer frame too much by getting up  . | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!!" You are obsessed | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed "It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know! | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!"Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope? | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!
Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope?
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!
Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope?
"Aren't you just a wee bit curious? Like with all of lifes great unexplained mysteries!! Was bigfoot real? What about Nessie? Did that guy have a pee pee accident or not?? | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!
Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope?
Aren't you just a wee bit curious? Like with all of lifes great unexplained mysteries!! Was bigfoot real? What about Nessie? Did that guy have a pee pee accident or not??"Is it an accident if he knew it was coming and didn’t take evasive action? | |||
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"Has it happened yet....." After 4 days I’m gonna say yes | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " This can’t be a serious thread ? You must be taking the piss  | |||
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"Buckowski I’m bookmarking this for your comments. And obviously I now need to know if he did a pee pee! " I KNOW RIGHT?? the truth is out there. And can't help imagining pee pee guy reading this...and loving the hold he has over us! Why won't he end this??? | |||
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"First time I've looked at this thread and now I need closure as well!" Welcome to my personal mental hellscape!  | |||
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"First time I've looked at this thread and now I need closure as well! Welcome to my personal mental hellscape! "The OP is possibly the most intriguing premise of any Fab thread in my book. It's got everything: drama, kink, mystery and a hint of exhibitionism. | |||
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"There is pic of his pants with pee on it.. He has been everyone" Old pic, the thread lives! | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " Hope you have been by now op. 4 days a long time to wait for a might wet my knickers. Hope you are okay | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!
Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope?
Aren't you just a wee bit curious? Like with all of lifes great unexplained mysteries!! Was bigfoot real? What about Nessie? Did that guy have a pee pee accident or not??"Your investment in this is contagious | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Hey...hey buddy...you ok? Did you make it? You can't leave this hanging like this. The story needs a full stop. I need closure!!! You are obsessed
It's become quite an intrusive problem in my life. I need to know!
Don’t think you will ever know……. How will you cope?
Aren't you just a wee bit curious? Like with all of lifes great unexplained mysteries!! Was bigfoot real? What about Nessie? Did that guy have a pee pee accident or not??
Your investment in this is contagious "No,no dont play all coy and disinterested. You wanna just as bad as the rest of us! | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn "Buckowski - you’re up! Put us all out of our misery for the love of god! | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Buckowski - you’re up! Put us all out of our misery for the love of god! "Seconded! Motion passed | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn "Wait...wut..you did what to the who now? | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?"Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions "Did he ever “cum” back to you?  | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions "Did you get a reply I’m now interested | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions "You have my attention!!! Continue! | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions
Did he ever “cum” back to you?
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"See now if we put all our attention on the “cum on the ceiling” guy, the pee pee guy might get jealous and tell us if he wet himself. Reverse psychology!" Thats...thats actually genius | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions "Long pause for dramatic effect | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions "I'm going to assume he had more than one stroke.....hehe | |||
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"Someone’s gonna have to take one for the team and message him to find out. I did the spunk on the ceiling guy so it’s someone else’s turn
Wait...wut..you did what to the who now?
Right so basically a few months ago this lad made a thread saying he was wanking and he’s not cum for weeks or maybe days I can’t remember but it was a while. He said he was expecting the mother load and wanted to know who wanted to see it. So naturally he then disappeared for a few hours and we were all left wondering what happened! Did he hit the ceiling? Did he jizz in his eye? Did he have a stroke? All the questions
Long pause for dramatic effect"Why do I feel we’ve been sucked in with another one | |||
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"I’m never going to be able to sleep now "Its intense right? Fluffy finish the story you sicko! | |||
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He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume | |||
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"Oh sorry
He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume "There!!! Closure!!! Kind of  | |||
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"Oh sorry
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"Oh sorry
He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume "Think I could of done with out the lumpy description, but what a relief | |||
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"Oh sorry
He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume "
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"Oh sorry
He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume
That’s more than enough closure for one day! " | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee "Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him? | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?"No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to! | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!"Again...democracy and voting and not working like that etc | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!"I also throw my vote in so that makes 3 | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!
I also throw my vote in so that makes 3 "Anybody else...wanna...vote...for anybody...maybe one of the ladies? | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!
I also throw my vote in so that makes 3
Anybody else...wanna...vote...for anybody...maybe one of the ladies?"I’ve hot listed the OP so I can keep tabs when he’s online. You need to lead this mission! Go forth! | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!
I also throw my vote in so that makes 3
Anybody else...wanna...vote...for anybody...maybe one of the ladies?
I’ve hot listed the OP so I can keep tabs when he’s online. You need to lead this mission! Go forth!"It is done. And now we play the waiting game... | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least." You’re a good leader! A brave one! We all hope to be as brave as you some day  | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least. You’re a good leader! A brave one! We all hope to be as brave as you some day "I will accept this compliment. It was brave. I'm just happy my courage may inspire others  | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least." To be fair you were the antagonist in this, drawing as all in. But well done you brave soldier | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!
I also throw my vote in so that makes 3
Anybody else...wanna...vote...for anybody...maybe one of the ladies?"4! I'm actually at risk of having some kind of haemorrhage, I'm laughing so much. My pelvic floor needs to know! | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least. To be fair you were the antagonist in this, drawing as all in. But well done you brave soldier " I merely sought the truth. But yes, again, it was brave. | |||
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"We’ve been mass ghosted by Mr Pee Pee
Wait... I thought you were gonna DM him?
No no. We put it to a vote and all two of us said you had to!
I also throw my vote in so that makes 3
Anybody else...wanna...vote...for anybody...maybe one of the ladies?
4! I'm actually at risk of having some kind of haemorrhage, I'm laughing so much. My pelvic floor needs to know! "You will know as soon as I know! Once pee pee pants guy has spoken... | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least. To be fair you were the antagonist in this, drawing as all in. But well done you brave soldier " Seconded  he shall be remembered in history as the brave one! | |||
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"And thanks a bunch for pushing me under the fricking bus ladies!! All sisters doing it for themselves and making ole Buko DM the wee wee pants guy. This has been a testing evening to say the least. To be fair you were the antagonist in this, drawing as all in. But well done you brave soldier Seconded he shall be remembered in history as the brave one!"All hail the brave one | |||
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"Hail!"
This place is fucking ridiculous.
Have I mentioned this may be my knew spiritual home?
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"Hail!
This place is fucking ridiculous.
Have I mentioned this may be my knew spiritual home?
Yeah. Like for realsies."It’s a great place (mostly) | |||
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"Could be a simple explanation for the silence, he might of taking himself to higher ground to avoid the flood " An ark! We need an ark! The great flood of piss is upon us! | |||
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"Could be a simple explanation for the silence, he might of taking himself to higher ground to avoid the flood " Solid theory | |||
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"Hail!
This place is fucking ridiculous.
Have I mentioned this may be my knew spiritual home?
Yeah. Like for realsies.
It’s a great place (mostly) "It really is | |||
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"Hail!" Taxi*! *Must be wheelchair accessible | |||
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"Hail! Taxi*! *Must be wheelchair accessible " Or have a small step with space for a run up | |||
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"Hail! Taxi*! *Must be wheelchair accessible Or have a small step with space for a run up "I might need luggage space too | |||
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"Hail! Taxi*! *Must be wheelchair accessible Or have a small step with space for a run up
I might need luggage space too "I’ll hold your tea anytime mrs kc  | |||
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"HE HAS SPOKEN!!!" Omg WHAT HAPPENED??? | |||
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"HE HAS SPOKEN!!! Omg WHAT HAPPENED??? " What happened to Mr Pee Pee?!?! I need to know!!!!! | |||
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"HE HAS SPOKEN!!! Omg WHAT HAPPENED??? What happened to Mr Pee Pee?!?! I need to know!!!!!" Now _uckowski is keeping us all hanging! | |||
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"HE HAS SPOKEN!!! Omg WHAT HAPPENED??? What happened to Mr Pee Pee?!?! I need to know!!!!! Now _uckowski is keeping us all hanging!" Oh the suspense | |||
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"HE HAS SPOKEN!!! Omg WHAT HAPPENED??? What happened to Mr Pee Pee?!?! I need to know!!!!!" Its Mr Pee Pee Pants young lady! | |||
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"Oh sorry
He did indeed jizz everywhere! Didn’t hit the ceiling or his eye. Said it was quite lumpy in consistency and large in volume
Oh god I'm glad I didn't have porridge for breakfast!!
I'm eating porridge right now "A bold choice all mental imagery considered. | |||
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" Wee wee pants guy:No I did wet myself 11 hours agoSave " Well that was an anti climax! | |||
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"He seemed really nice " I thought so too. And whilst the tale may not have ended in quite the spectacular fashion I'd hoped for, i feel like I learned something from his grace and humanity. And I think of you look into your hearts, you'll find you did too
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"Well that was a very disappointing end "Well pardon me all over the place!! I didn't write this thing! This is life. Life can be dissapointing. Did youblearn nothing from the grace and dignity of Pee Pee Pants Guy??? | |||
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"I still wonder why he was wearing knickers - was it his choice? did someone else dress him for this act of micturition? does he wet male undergarments? does he wet vintage undergarments? I should probably see if he does requests..." There will always be questions of course. But isn't that the beauty of a truly great mystery. A myth even. Also I will not pretend I didn't have to google Micturition! I love words so thank you! | |||
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"I still wonder why he was wearing knickers - was it his choice? did someone else dress him for this act of micturition? does he wet male undergarments? does he wet vintage undergarments? I should probably see if he does requests..." I think someone made him wear them | |||
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"Can’t believe I actually read through all of that and didn’t get the ending - it’s like when I watched Inception for the first time… "
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"And now my life can resume " You are released x | |||
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"And now my life can resume You are released x" Now what am I going to, thank you for turning this into one of life’s great mysteries | |||
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"Wait a minute, first he said “No”. then he said “I did” Which is it? Did he pee his knickers? What are these mind games?! "I asked him did he make it to the loo on time. To which he replied no. | |||
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"Wait a minute, first he said “No”. then he said “I did” Which is it? Did he pee his knickers? What are these mind games?!
I asked him did he make it to the loo on time. To which he replied no. "Ever write a sentence in heee and think to yourself: "what the fuck am I doing???" I'm a fully grown adult man | |||
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"Wait a minute, first he said “No”. then he said “I did” Which is it? Did he pee his knickers? What are these mind games?!
I asked him did he make it to the loo on time. To which he replied no.
Ever write a sentence in heee and think to yourself: "what the fuck am I doing???"
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"I've just caught up on last night's mystery! Good work, shaggers "I feel like we've all been on a journey with this one. Good work shaggers indeed! And god bless you Mr Pee Pee pants Guy...wherever you are | |||
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"Buckowski, I feel like we've put you through a form of initiation. Or hazing. Well done "Its been a very great honor to participate in this ancient ritual and hope you all can find it in your hearts to accept me as one of your own. And then...like...do rude stuff to my junk...and stuff | |||
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"I wish Mr Pee Pee pants would make an appearance so we can give him a virtual round of applause " Agreed!! God knows the guy has earned it right??? | |||
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"Buckowski, I feel like we've put you through a form of initiation. Or hazing. Well done
Its been a very great honor to participate in this ancient ritual and hope you all can find it in your hearts to accept me as one of your own.
And then...like...do rude stuff to my junk...and stuff "I'm a visual learner, you'll have to be more explicit as I'm not exactly understanding "rude stuff" and "junk" | |||
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"There was a man named Pee Pee who was confused between spunk and Wee Wee, as he played with his head he created a thread and then it seems fucked off to bed …. " .. Well said | |||
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"I want up to the minute status updates. I need a team of specialists working on this round the clock. Fresh nickers on standby. And a towel." Don't forget the PowerPoint presentation and excel spreadsheet | |||
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"So, where are we exactly on this? ;-)" I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this..but he...he didn't make it...he fought for as long as he could...but...in the end he...he did wet his knickers... 
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"So, where are we exactly on this? ;-) I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this..but he...he didn't make it...he fought for as long as he could...but...in the end he...he did wet his knickers...
God bless you Pee Pee Pants guy...wherever you are "Damn - we're just over 20 away from closing the thread, and all your hard work has earned that .
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"So, where are we exactly on this? ;-) I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this..but he...he didn't make it...he fought for as long as he could...but...in the end he...he did wet his knickers...
God bless you Pee Pee Pants guy...wherever you are
Damn - we're just over 20 away from closing the thread, and all your hard work has earned that .
Wonder if others can join in to get to 175..."We can only hope. This thread was my whole life for the longest time | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less...." I want pee pee guy to come back! | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... I want pee pee guy to come back!" But dont you see fluffy...Pee Pee Pants Guy never left us. He's still with us. And he always has been. Right in our hearts. He's right there in our hearts. Wetting his knickers. Forever... | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... I want pee pee guy to come back! But dont you see fluffy...Pee Pee Pants Guy never left us. He's still with us. And he always has been. Right in our hearts. He's right there in our hearts. Wetting his knickers. Forever... "That’s beautiful | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... I want pee pee guy to come back! But dont you see fluffy...Pee Pee Pants Guy never left us. He's still with us. And he always has been. Right in our hearts. He's right there in our hearts. Wetting his knickers. Forever...
That’s beautiful "How have I only just stumbled across this thread?
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... I want pee pee guy to come back! But dont you see fluffy...Pee Pee Pants Guy never left us. He's still with us. And he always has been. Right in our hearts. He's right there in our hearts. Wetting his knickers. Forever...
That’s beautiful
How have I only just stumbled across this thread?
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less...." Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter. | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter. "There is nothing either good or bad, but sphinctering makes it so... | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter.
There is nothing either good or bad, but sphinctering makes it so..."They dispassionately manage the fate and fortune of each and every one of us. | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter. "Helping to close it | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter.
Helping to close it "I assume you mean the thread and not Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter? Either way, thank you  | |||
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"FABbers of FABland - help Buckowski here. Close this thread! His curating of the cultural phenomenon that is Pee Pee Guy deserves no less.... Thank you for your support with this btw. But I fear the thread will remain open. Much like Pee Pee Pants Guy's urethral sphincter.
Helping to close it "All that...and great thighs too LB xx | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers I do like doing this and videoing it "And so it continues. The circle of life | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers I do like doing this and videoing it
And so it continues.
The circle of life "You know, if you whip out yer wanger, twirl anticlockwise whilst uttering "Fibonacci" backwards and pee - it makes an awful mess. | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers " Go for it Keep you warm on a cold day or am I mixing it up with wetsuits? | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers Go for it Keep you warm on a cold day or am I mixing it up with wetsuits? " Well, I've never peed a wetsuit out of my wanger, so I'm just not sure I know how to answer that (if I may say, slightly strange) question . | |||
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"Think I might wet my knickers I do like doing this and videoing it
And so it continues.
The circle of life
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"I tried to pee pee but it's so cold that it came out just like a Mr. Freeze ice pop "Did you brr brr instead? | |||
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