FabSwingers.com forum: Cockwomble

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cockwomble - what a a great term.

What is your favourite term for someone foolish, incompetent, or irritating or who has blocked you for no apparent reason (just picking up on two of the threads this morning that seems to be a point of frustration).

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Knobjockey

Bellend

Numpty

Muppet

Fuckwit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag

Fannybaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Twazzark

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankspangle

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Chump

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Or daft haddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bawbag

Fannybaws

Two new ones there. I haven’t heard those before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twazzark

Now that is a new one on me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Right now twatwaffle but I do often use cockwomble too. And just cock - like James May says it

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Fucking moron. In all honesty this gets used far too often and one day I’ll probably get head kicked in

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I like using ‘tosspot’ but ‘cockwomble’ or just ‘what a stupid c*nt’ are firm favourites

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Knob jockey!

My mate uses it a lot and it rubbed off on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - what a a great term.

Bunglecunt

Fucknugget

Cockwomble

Twatwaffle

Cockjockey

Sheepshagger

Goatmõlester

To name but a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - what a a great term.

Cockwomble is top tier.

Fuck nuggets another contender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasteman

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Cockbadger! I created the term in the 90s and have used it ever since. Sounds great when shouted at idiot drivers, lol

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

You big fat idle ugly wart. You great fat useless spawny eyed parrot faced wassock.

(T Capstick)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wankspangle

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By *ebulaReignMan
over a year ago

Galway

Wank Phesant

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Thundercunt"

I forgot about that one. That’s today’s messages sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've adopted cockwomble since I joined Fab. It's a work of genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thundercunt

I forgot about that one. That’s today’s messages sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wankspangle"

Now that is genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - what a a great term.

Bunglecunt

Fucknugget

Cockwomble

Twatwaffle

Cockjockey

Sheepshagger

Goatmõlester

To name but a few "

Holy shit… that is a collection and a half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank Phesant"

Another first. I will be using that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people hate this word but... Cunt

Miss S x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My word for people who block me for no reason (there's never no reason) would be - sensible.

Mrs

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

I like cunt and inserting whatever is relevant to the person in front of it (stinking, stupid, useless ect )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they’ve blocked me for no reason, all I can say is that reason was wrong.

Dope. That’s my favourite word for someone e foolish. A dope!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Douche canoe.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My favourite use of the word was when some hapless American who shared the same name as the Mansfield MP, Ben Bradley, tweeted that he wasn't the MP of the same name and he was resisting the urge to google what a cockwomble was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they’ve blocked me for no reason, all I can say is that reason was wrong.

Dope. That’s my favourite word for someone e foolish. A dope!

Now that is one I am going to use.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Twonk

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Idiot

Asshat

Pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zeroid

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Bawjaws

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Twunt or fucktard.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Feel "Boner bandit" should be a thing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Throbber or twunt. Normally utter goes before, you know, to really emphasise the disdain.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I wasn’t expecting to see a Cock Womble when on a trip to Wimbledon Common. I had quite the shock I can tell you.

Disclaimer - I know it’s a terrible joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - what a a great term.

No need to use names, it is derogatory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn’t expecting to see a Cock Womble when on a trip to Wimbledon Common. I had quite the shock I can tell you.

Disclaimer - I know it’s a terrible joke. "

Hey, at least it wasn't a wombles cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble - what a a great term.

Bunglecunt

Fucknugget

Cockwomble

Twatwaffle

Cockjockey

Sheepshagger

Goatmõlester

To name but a few

Holy shit… that is a collection and a half "

I forgot about...

Shitstain

Snotgobbler

Enema bottle

Douchebag

Cockdrip

Gusset smear

Khuilo (ukraine for dickhead)

Wankstain

The list is endless but I very very rarely use any of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are a few additions to my vocabulary there

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