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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What add lines from now or the past do you remember for good or bad?

I sill remember Put the freshness back when you shake and vac.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You only get an oooooo with Typhoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger a fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

sounds quite rude when I say it now thou

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hoffmeister- Follow the bear, that could be miscontrued now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R whites lemonade , I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky bar kid. The milky bars are on me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plop Plop….. Fizz Fizz….. Oh what a relief! (Alka Seltzer) or somethin like that..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Schhhhhhhh you know who- Schweppes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Made to make your mouth water- Opal Fruits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

"

Oh I loved that drink full of shit but it was great!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The milky way advert - love it

the red car and the blue car had a race

all that red could do was stuff his face

he eats everything he sees

from trucks to prickly trees

but smart old blue he took the milky way

he's looking for a chocolate treat

fluffy and light

cos he knows it won't spoil his app-e-tite

mm mm MMMM!

oh no! the bridge has gone, poor old red just can't carry on

but smart old blue, he took the milky way

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

Oh I loved that drink full of shit but it was great!"
Me too, that song will be in my head for days now.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastingmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivin- pepsi

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

Oh I loved that drink full of shit but it was great!Me too, that song will be in my head for days now. "

Not listening , not listening ( fingers in ears ) dum de dum de dum , la la la

Hate getting songs stuck in my head

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

Oh I loved that drink full of shit but it was great!Me too, that song will be in my head for days now.

Not listening , not listening ( fingers in ears ) dum de dum de dum , la la la

Hate getting songs stuck in my head "
Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to _emmefatale for the memories x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At the cinema, there was an ad for Kia Ora

with a family of animated crows following a fit babe. One was bouncing a basketball.

Kia Ora, Kia Ora, I'll be your dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"At the cinema, there was an ad for Kia Ora

with a family of animated crows following a fit babe. One was bouncing a basketball.

Kia Ora, Kia Ora, I'll be your dog "
Oh i loved that one! Its on youtube...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Denim aftershave- For men that dont have to try too hard...lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A million housewives every day

Pick up a can of beans and say

Beans means heinz

For mash get smash

Double diamond works wonders

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Because youre worth it- L'Oreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a moose loose aboot this hoose "

I loved this one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who remembers pot noodle getting banned for calling itself "the slag of snacks"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who remembers pot noodle getting banned for calling itself "the slag of snacks""
Oh yes i remember that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plop Plop….. Fizz Fizz….. Oh what a relief! (Alka Seltzer) or somethin like that.."

Plink plink fizz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who remembers pot noodle getting banned for calling itself "the slag of snacks"Oh yes i remember that!"

I remember staring open mouthed at the telly

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The cream of Manchester- Boddingtons... well that could be interesting on here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who remembers pot noodle getting banned for calling itself "the slag of snacks"Oh yes i remember that!

I remember staring open mouthed at the telly "
Yes it was a bit of a shocker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cream of Manchester- Boddingtons... well that could be interesting on here "

I'd give Mel sykes the cream of bolton lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The cream of Manchester- Boddingtons... well that could be interesting on here

I'd give Mel sykes the cream of bolton lol "
Yeah was waiting for that...nice lass too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cream of Manchester- Boddingtons... well that could be interesting on here

I'd give Mel sykes the cream of bolton lol Yeah was waiting for that...nice lass too."

Predictable bloke lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The cream of Manchester- Boddingtons... well that could be interesting on here

I'd give Mel sykes the cream of bolton lol "

Would she have to wrap her lips around your flake luv

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