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Please - Has Anybody Seen My Goats?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Are you kidding? You need to get them a nanny.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I curried them thinking they were mine I’m so sorry

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Are you kidding? You need to get them a nanny..... "

One of them is ringing.

We think.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I curried them thinking they were mine I’m so sorry"

Goat Fiend!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Some American military types were staring at them last I saw

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

That is an excellent movie .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messi or Ronaldo?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Messi or Ronaldo?"

Jamie Hants but not on the pitch.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Messi or Ronaldo?"

Both - we have two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messi or Ronaldo?

Jamie Hants but not on the pitch. "

Would that then make you the G.O.A.F?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Messi or Ronaldo?

Jamie Hants but not on the pitch.

Would that then make you the G.O.A.F? "

Greatest of all football? No no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messi or Ronaldo?

Jamie Hants but not on the pitch.

Would that then make you the G.O.A.F?

Greatest of all football? No no. "

Sometimes I wonder if we're even on the same wavelength

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Everyone knows that the G.O.A.T is Valentino Rossi lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well I'm glad you all find this amusing.

I'm looking for two goats here - and Pickle may have eaten them already!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I'm glad you all find this amusing.

I'm looking for two goats here - and Pickle may have eaten them already!"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

....soooo tempting to jump on every thread asking if anyone has seen them

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Well I'm glad you all find this amusing.

I'm looking for two goats here - and Pickle may have eaten them already!"

Most likely they have eaten his Y fronts from the washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Milk it

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Milk it "

Oh I am..I am

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Milk it

Oh I am..I am "

One tit at a time. I watch country file

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

Go on everyone...jump on the other threads and help poor little Nicky McFuckFace find his goats.

You KNOW you WANT to .

Soooooo badly

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


" "

You know Fluffy...those goats of yours were such a great idea

(For clarity - Fluffy didn't do the naughty goat thing...that's all my fault)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for them on the other threads

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I’m looking for them on the other threads "

It's sort of naughty schoolkid fun isn't it? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing."

I ain’t seen em.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I think they’re near my street , some one said they’re acting the goat down there

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I’m looking for them on the other threads "

Maybe they've gone to the nocturnal, it's getting late.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I’m looking for them on the other threads

Maybe they've gone to the nocturnal, it's getting late. "

Oops just noticed that has been searchef already

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

This is so childish but I love it

Em x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Just checking but what do they look like, we have quite a few round these parts

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I found 2 dogs is that close enough

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I found 2 dogs is that close enough "

Is one of them ringing?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Just checking but what do they look like, we have quite a few round these parts"
one of them has a beard and the other a goatie

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I have just alerted every one on the Irish forum to keep their eyes open in case they have made it over there or attempt to. It's worth a try, just in case

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have just alerted every one on the Irish forum to keep their eyes open in case they have made it over there or attempt to. It's worth a try, just in case "
they have goatports?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!"

Eating the chickens !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !! "

Sheesh! It’s brutal

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I have just alerted every one on the Irish forum to keep their eyes open in case they have made it over there or attempt to. It's worth a try, just in case "

That's cracked me up they'll think you've lost your marbles

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I have just alerted every one on the Irish forum to keep their eyes open in case they have made it over there or attempt to. It's worth a try, just in case "

You didn't?

Lol - that's brilliant BumBums...we have viral goats .

All - one last big push for goat reuniting??

There are two of them, one is probably ringing, and don't listen to Pickle if he says he ate them xxx

(And then I think we can all have a rest x)

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal "

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy goats gruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats... "

Lonely goat herd I heard

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards

All - seriously great effort and a load of fun.

By all means carry it on, rest, or do other enjoyable things now.

Think I'm off for the night....emotional day when you lose your goats...

I'm sure they'll turn up...tomorrow latest .

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats... "

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats lost its all over the news

Lonely goat herd got billys goat gruff and trolled under a fab piece of cheese

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Goats lost its all over the news

Lonely goat herd got billys goat gruff and trolled under a fab piece of cheese "

Lol...that's almost an "Essex Tom" thread.

I wonder...

....dare I ask him xx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?"

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx"

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Username blocked" has just made a goat curry

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


""Username blocked" has just made a goat curry"

THEY'RE

NOT

MY

GOATS!!

No one eats my goats!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats "

You won't eat them will you?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats

You won't eat them will you?"

Absolutely not I want to watch them skip about all happy and stuff

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Did anyone check the Tyrannosaurus rex paddock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone check the Tyrannosaurus rex paddock? "

Holy fuckballs that got dark

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"I curried them thinking they were mine I’m so sorry"

Can I have the recipe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone check the Tyrannosaurus rex paddock? "

Wonko did

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Did anyone check the Tyrannosaurus rex paddock?

Holy fuckballs that got dark "

What's the matter kid, you never had lamb chops before?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats

You won't eat them will you?

Absolutely not I want to watch them skip about all happy and stuff "

Phew...goat disaster averted.

Yes they're pygmy goats but not so pygmy Roland's fox could eat them (I think we can bend reality a little here, all things considered).

Please love my goats that are now your goats and give them goat-hugs and send me photos on Birthdays and things?

Sorry about the one that rings a lot.

....

I think we need to post a new update thread - Goats Found And Re-Homed - your or me Em?

Fank oooo xx

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

But but butt

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats

You won't eat them will you?

Absolutely not I want to watch them skip about all happy and stuff

Phew...goat disaster averted.

Yes they're pygmy goats but not so pygmy Roland's fox could eat them (I think we can bend reality a little here, all things considered).

Please love my goats that are now your goats and give them goat-hugs and send me photos on Birthdays and things?

Sorry about the one that rings a lot.

....

I think we need to post a new update thread - Goats Found And Re-Homed - your or me Em?

Fank oooo xx"

You can do the honours Nicky seeing as you're giving them up

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

...baa....baa....baa

***Goats running through***

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

ask billy the kid,,

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"...baa....baa....baa

***Goats running through***"

I hope you're rounding them up to pen them?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Roland found them! They’re on the strange animal facts thread!

Eating the chickens !!

Sheesh! It’s brutal

False alarm - no fox could eat my goats...they were miniature goats some other poor goatherd must have misplaced.

Must be something in the air, losing all these goats...

If they've gotten over here you'll never get them back

Are they pygmy?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

What are the consequences?? xx

If they are I'm heading to rosslare to pick them up ,I've always wanted pygmy goats

You won't eat them will you?

Absolutely not I want to watch them skip about all happy and stuff

Phew...goat disaster averted.

Yes they're pygmy goats but not so pygmy Roland's fox could eat them (I think we can bend reality a little here, all things considered).

Please love my goats that are now your goats and give them goat-hugs and send me photos on Birthdays and things?

Sorry about the one that rings a lot.

....

I think we need to post a new update thread - Goats Found And Re-Homed - your or me Em?

Fank oooo xx

You can do the honours Nicky seeing as you're giving them up "

Doing it now...and I'll tell Ireland too xx

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing."

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Are they fainting goats? If so I've st*olen them for my back yard

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Are they fainting goats? If so I've st*olen them for my back yard"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**"

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland ."

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Are you sure they are your goats???

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

...baa....baa....baa

***Goats running through***

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

"

Not any more...they're Ems .

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

Not any more...they're Ems ."

*

Well, seems like she lost them as well.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

...baa....baa....baa

***Goats running through***

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

Not any more...they're Ems .

*

Well, seems like she lost them as well."

Someone else must have lost their goats too because Nickys are safe and sound

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

Not any more...they're Ems .

*

Well, seems like she lost them as well.

Someone else must have lost their goats too because Nickys are safe and sound "

Aaaahhh...a happy ending...

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

Not any more...they're Ems .

*

Well, seems like she lost them as well.

Someone else must have lost their goats too because Nickys are safe and sound

Aaaahhh...a happy ending..."

***

Lucky goats. Right?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I lost them on another thread, and it's all a bit confusing.

***

I chased them through the whole Lounge, but I lost them, sorry.

**Hyperventilating....coughing....chocking**

We have them Roland. Thank you for your tireless efforts. Em is re-homing them in Ireland .

*

Are you sure they are your goats???

Not any more...they're Ems .

*

Well, seems like she lost them as well.

Someone else must have lost their goats too because Nickys are safe and sound

Aaaahhh...a happy ending...

***

Lucky goats. Right?

"

It's almost miraculous what imagination can achieve.

Night night everyone.

That was FUN!!! xxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Curry goat. Yum.

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By *ogo21Woman
over a year ago

wigan


"Are you kidding? You need to get them a nanny..... "

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