FabSwingers.com forum: How to have sex with men?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don’t?

Works for me

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Through his mind. Just like with a woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Through his mind. Just like with a woman!"

I see what you did there. Because his mind is in his dick. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride his dick like a champion pony

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Just being there is half the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booooo sex with men is great fun. They make that growlly noise and the sexy moaning noise and the cute ‘im-about-to-loose-control-orgasm’ sound. The manly aftershave scents and the manly hands.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lie there and let them get on with it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Shave your beard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England. "

Can I think of a warmer/nicer country or is that the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why? "

Womansplaining...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ride his dick like a champion pony "
alright Zara Philips

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England.

Can I think of a warmer/nicer country or is that the point?"

No! That is the point. But I’m not from England do it kinda works for me, you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help "
what you saying? The girlies can’t keep a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men? "

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men? "

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help "

We don't want a relationship. We want sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help what you saying? The girlies can’t keep a man? "

A decent one with options? I think they struggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread? "

Makes you think, doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help what you saying? The girlies can’t keep a man?

A decent one with options? I think they struggle "
so you! They can’t keep a you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread? "

Forget it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help what you saying? The girlies can’t keep a man?

A decent one with options? I think they struggle so you! They can’t keep a you "

I’m not the fish in this scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help what you saying? The girlies can’t keep a man?

A decent one with options? I think they struggle "

I think you should stop trolling. Take a day off mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

Yep"

I’m better with references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

Yep

I’m better with references"

I'm not writing one for ya!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help "

I've done pretty well for myself for the last 22 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong type of guide

How to have sex with woman

How to hold down a relationship with a man

Sex with men is easy. Any woman can do that. Hold guy a decent guy? These girls need help

I've done pretty well for myself for the last 22 years

You should be writing the guide then. We see then struggling

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England. "

That's what I was going to say!! Just make sure you open your legs as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

Yep

I’m better with references

I'm not writing one for ya!

Go on. I’ll write you one too

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England. "

Or lay there planning what to make for dinner when he is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, a woman is supposed to write the guide dontcha know Pickle

Why?

Womansplaining...

What about men who have sex with men?

How would you know anything about men who have sex with men?

I don’t. But can they write the thread?

Forget it

Did I miss the joke?

Yep

I’m better with references

I'm not writing one for ya!

Go on. I’ll write you one too"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far the best solution seems to be not to

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"Don’t?

Works for me"

BUT,

You started the topic.

Strange

V strange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t?

Works for me

BUT,

You started the topic.

Strange

V strange."

Doctor strange indeed

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Lay there flat, close your eyes and think of England.

That's what I was going to say!! Just make sure you open your legs as well."

Damn it, I keep forgetting this part.

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

I think I’ve forgotten how to

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I have heard its like riding a bike.

you never really forget but if you dont ride it often, you can fall off

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

There goes the last of my aloe vera

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Use a pictorial guide. We all know men are visual creatures

See also: IKEA furniture instructions and Haynes Manuals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

There goes the last of my aloe vera"
Have you ever thought about how aloe Vera sounds like hello Vera in an accent. Like a northern accent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a pictorial guide. We all know men are visual creatures

See also: IKEA furniture instructions and Haynes Manuals. "

My advice on how to do it was not to. I don’t know how to show that in a picture

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

There goes the last of my aloe vera Have you ever thought about how aloe Vera sounds like hello Vera in an accent. Like a northern accent. "

It’s my Roman Empire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

There goes the last of my aloe vera Have you ever thought about how aloe Vera sounds like hello Vera in an accent. Like a northern accent.

It’s my Roman Empire "

Crazy stuff. Really crazy stuff

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Use a pictorial guide. We all know men are visual creatures

See also: IKEA furniture instructions and Haynes Manuals.

My advice on how to do it was not to. I don’t know how to show that in a picture

Black, innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a pictorial guide. We all know men are visual creatures

See also: IKEA furniture instructions and Haynes Manuals.

My advice on how to do it was not to. I don’t know how to show that in a picture

Black, innit

What in the

Now why am I in it

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Ah I don’t know how! I’ll have to be shown

The answer was don’t!!! It’s one you can manage

There goes the last of my aloe vera Have you ever thought about how aloe Vera sounds like hello Vera in an accent. Like a northern accent. "

Evening Primrose

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Use a pictorial guide. We all know men are visual creatures

See also: IKEA furniture instructions and Haynes Manuals.

My advice on how to do it was not to. I don’t know how to show that in a picture

Black, innit

What in the

Now why am I in it"

Why are you in the picture? You're not, silly. You said you couldn't show it in a picture

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