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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Snakes can't do hand stands .

Anymore

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Dog's can't look up.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

T.Rexes were never very good at playing the accordion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkiepoos are deadly attack animals.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't like marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T.Rexes were never very good at playing the accordion. "

Pretty good at darts though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped"

Never share a glass of wine with a farmer that doesn't own a corkscrew.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Polar bears have black skin.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Zebras are 1 of the most dangerous animal species to Zoo keepers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I don't like marmite."

You animal !!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

It's tigers skin that is striped nor the fur

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sharks will only attack you when you're wet.

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

"T.Rexes were never very good at playing the accordion.

Pretty good at darts though."

Not very good at driving though

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped"

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T.Rexes were never very good at playing the accordion.

Pretty good at darts though.

Not very good at driving though "

Amazing high fivers still.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

Ooh I did not know those!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

Ooh I did not know those!"

And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

Ooh I did not know those!

And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting

... *goes off to Google echidna lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the male angler fish finds a female it bites onto her, then dissolves his body and is absorbed by her.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

Ooh I did not know those!

And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting

... *goes off to Google echidna lol"

Hope I got that right. It's been a while. Boring uni lectures were spent looking up weird animal facts

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped

So is a ducks.

A sea slug has a single use penis.

Ooh I did not know those!

And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting

Useful in an MFFFF situation.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped"

the vulva is a 'wessant'.

A bulls penis can be stretched to about three feet,when dried it is hard enough(no pun intended) to make a walking stick,known as a bulls pizzle,from the old Dutch which translates as sinew.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I don't like marmite.

You animal !!

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Guilty as charged!

Oink...Oink...

(No pig emoji so...)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Haggis live below ground for eight months of the year

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Haggis live below ground for eight months of the year "

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"T.Rexes were never very good at playing the accordion. "

They also couldn't wank due to there little arms, they took their frustration out eating other dinosaurs

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Anyone knows if goats like hide and seek. Couple of goats gone missing and everyone seems to be looking for them. If you can help, there is frer cheese reward.

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

Depends what snakes you're referring to! Ex's can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Slugs have over 24000 teeth

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?"

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They are under my window eating grass.

Come and get them please.

Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.

They are eating the chickens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?

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They are under my window eating grass.

Come and get them please.

Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.

They are eating the chickens!

Oh! I’ll tell him!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Otters will never experience the pure joy of a McDonald’s drive thru because they don’t have valid licenses

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?

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They are under my window eating grass.

Come and get them please.

Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.

They are eating the chickens!

Oh! I’ll tell him!"

Too late!

They ate the chickens.

Then the fox ate the goats.

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Giraffes only have 7 vertebrae in their necks

S xxxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Chickens aren't Fluffy

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Horses can't be sick.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Chickens aren't Fluffy

Have you ever touched her legs?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

The Guffer fish has lost the ability to swim using its tail and fins, marine biologists are still studying just how it manages to propel itself

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?

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They are under my window eating grass.

Come and get them please.

Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.

They are eating the chickens!

Oh! I’ll tell him!

Too late!

They ate the chickens.

Then the fox ate the goats."

That's one hell of a fox!

I think they must have been somebody else's miniature goats....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chickens aren't Fluffy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chickens aren't Fluffy

Cougars are though!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Chickens aren't Fluffy

Sorry

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?

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They are under my window eating grass.

Come and get them please.

Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.

They are eating the chickens!

Oh! I’ll tell him!

Too late!

They ate the chickens.

Then the fox ate the goats.

That's one hell of a fox!

I think they must have been somebody else's miniature goats....

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Well, you need to give a proper dicripton then.

Name, height, gender, fur colour, eye colour, places of birth, language they understand...etc.

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
over a year ago

SKELMERSDALE

Earwigs have wings but rarely fly.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Crocodiles can’t bite their tails

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The praying mantis eats her mate after sex

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Baboons like to eat washing powder.

A troop broke into my house, ignored all the food but had a party eating soap powder.

My walls, floor and furnishings were a big fat bubbly mess.

Another fact: baboons are massive arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodiles cant stick out their tongues

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Horses can't be sick."

Neither can cows

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By *ogo21Woman
over a year ago

wigan

A pigs orgasm can last up to 90 minutes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male haggis mates once a year but only in spring

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

If men had the same penis-to-body-sized ratio as barnacles, their cocks would be about 50 feet in length.

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By *emon gsyMan
over a year ago

st sampsons

"If men had the same penis-to-body-sized ratio as barnacles, their cocks would be about 50 feet in length."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When drone honey bees ejaculate they pull away and tear their lower abdomen and die

Miss S x

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