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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

We did begore with some sucess. Tell us three things about you. Only one is true. Person who is right does the next one

I was born in Japan

I ride a bicycle to work

I have medals for 100m running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We did begore with some sucess. Tell us three things about you. Only one is true. Person who is right does the next one

I was born in Japan

I ride a bicycle to work

I have medals for 100m running"

Medals for running 100m

I've got a 12 inch fake Oscar that I won in school in drama class.

I've worked with many famous musicians

I can touch my elbow with my tongue

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

You needed to wait for confirmation you wre correct but as it happens you were so no harm done

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"We did begore with some sucess. Tell us three things about you. Only one is true. Person who is right does the next one

I was born in Japan

I ride a bicycle to work

I have medals for 100m running

Medals for running 100m

I've got a 12 inch fake Oscar that I won in school in drama class.

I've worked with many famous musicians

I can touch my elbow with my tongue"

You've got a 12" fake oscar.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

You just assume you got it Jenny as no confirmation given and do one now or we might never know

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"You just assume you got it Jenny as no confirmation given and do one now or we might never know"

Jennie*

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My name is Jennie.

I have a 32 inch penis.

I'm a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Jennie.

I have a 32 inch penis.

I'm a cunt."

You’re a cunt

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

This is a shambles already

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"My name is Jennie.

I have a 32 inch penis.

I'm a cunt.

You’re a cunt "

TRUE!!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"This is a shambles already "

Yeah but it's a BumBums shambles and they always end well somehow .

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"My name is Jennie.

I have a 32 inch penis.

I'm a cunt.

You’re a cunt "

Your turn Fluffy x

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"This is a shambles already

Yeah but it's a BumBums shambles and they always end well somehow ."

A fine gift he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"My name is Jennie.

I have a 32 inch penis.

I'm a cunt.

You’re a cunt "

His name is Nicky, noone has a 32 inch penis, you just got the quickest answer

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats "

Goats

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats "

Don't drop the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats"

False silly Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Don't drop the phone "

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Don't drop the phone "

Looks like she has

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy "

Bath

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy "

You never seem to amaze me.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

To be fair, I'd be disturbed if Fluffy dropped the phone in the goats.

Isn't that against Forum rules?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Damn! Way too slow.

I was making supper.

I'll nee in later maybe.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me. "

Cease. I'm pissed already

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

Anyone else lost the thread??

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Anyone else lost the thread?? "

Dunno - but that goat on the left is ringing.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Anyone else lost the thread?? "

Yes, I think will do a 'length or girth' thread next. They always seem popular

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Anyone else lost the thread??

Yes, I think will do a 'length or girth' thread next. They always seem popular "

Can we clarify BumBums - no goats?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

"

I'm going to guess all 3.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

"

Clangers?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

Clangers?"

How did you get that

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

Clangers?

How did you get that "

My brother knows you

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Anyone else lost the thread??

Yes, I think will do a 'length or girth' thread next. They always seem popular

Can we clarify BumBums - no goats?"

Ask fluffy but I don't think is speaking as willy has been silly

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

Clangers?

How did you get that

My brother knows you"

Oh him, yes I know

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Yeah Willy.

Dropped a Clanger there mate .

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

"

***

You were in the army

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

Clangers?

How did you get that

My brother knows you

Oh him, yes I know "

Can you confirm I was correct for the purpose of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me. "

And I try so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else lost the thread??

Yes, I think will do a 'length or girth' thread next. They always seem popular

Can we clarify BumBums - no goats?"

Can clarify, no goats

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard "

Typo grovel incoming....

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming...."

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)"

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Okay...

My highest score in 10 pin bowling is 198

I've climbed the 3 of the highest peaks in GB

I'm a grade 6 pianist

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title."

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I have summited the Eiger

I met the person who's nan knitted the clangers

I was in the army from 16 to 30

Clangers?

How did you get that

My brother knows you

Oh him, yes I know

Can you confirm I was correct for the purpose of the thread "

Yes sorry it was/is correct, your chance to amaze and intrigue

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Okay...

My highest score in 10 pin bowling is 198

I've climbed the 3 of the highest peaks in GB

I'm a grade 6 pianist

"

Pianist.

And Roland - Thread Bundy is spectacular .

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Okay...

My highest score in 10 pin bowling is 198

I've climbed the 3 of the highest peaks in GB

I'm a grade 6 pianist

Pianist.

And Roland - Thread Bundy is spectacular ."

Correct

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Okay...

My highest score in 10 pin bowling is 198

I've climbed the 3 of the highest peaks in GB

I'm a grade 6 pianist

Pianist.

And Roland - Thread Bundy is spectacular ."

***

Suggested to the OP there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Jennie or Roland - you can take my turn.

You're welcome Willy.

Impressed with the piano too .

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls"

Indiana Jones I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title."

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo"

***

Was that for me Willy?

I read back and didn't see you were attacked or something.

You don't need a hero anyway, you are like a 6'5".

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think "

It's a trick, you are a martial arts champion who juggled five balls in an Indiana Jones movie

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Jennie or Roland - you can take my turn.

You're welcome Willy.

Impressed with the piano too ."

***

Why would I take your turn?

They already think I'm a cunt.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo

***

Was that for me Willy?

I read back and didn't see you were attacked or something.

You don't need a hero anyway, you are like a 6'5"."

No...Willy attacked Fluffy.

Vicious rabid dog...then pretended it was a typo

(Joke...joke!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think "

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Sorry BumBums - not sure if this thread is going quite how you planned xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

It's a trick, you are a martial arts champion who juggled five balls in an Indiana Jones movie "

Dammit!!!! It was soooo obvious!!!....close but no cigar!!! lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Jennie or Roland - you can take my turn.

You're welcome Willy.

Impressed with the piano too .

***

Why would I take your turn?

They already think I'm a cunt.

"

Yeah - but you can pretend to have a 48 inch penis - I only managed 32

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol "

you were a martial arts champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion "

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

It's a trick, you are a martial arts champion who juggled five balls in an Indiana Jones movie

Dammit!!!! It was soooo obvious!!!....close but no cigar!!! lol"

Indiana Jones was in your martial arts juggling movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol "

***

Juggling with 5 balls.

You touched 3 guys in a room, but 1 of them had 1 ball only.

I guess the buff is the "straight ".

I mean if you didn't look and wore gloves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]"

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol

***

Juggling with 5 balls.

You touched 3 guys in a room, but 1 of them had 1 ball only.

I guess the buff is the "straight ".

I mean if you didn't look and wore gloves..."

Kinky and slightly sinister but ...no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo

***

Was that for me Willy?

I read back and didn't see you were attacked or something.

You don't need a hero anyway, you are like a 6'5".

No...Willy attacked Fluffy.

Vicious rabid dog...then pretended it was a typo

(Joke...joke!!!)"

He’s such a meanie

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!! "

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You needed to wait for confirmation you wre correct but as it happens you were so no harm done "

Sorry mate

Ahah.

I'm an idiot.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo

***

Was that for me Willy?

I read back and didn't see you were attacked or something.

You don't need a hero anyway, you are like a 6'5".

No...Willy attacked Fluffy.

Vicious rabid dog...then pretended it was a typo

(Joke...joke!!!)

He’s such a meanie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing."

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 "

ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I am in the bath

I have a medal in running

I own two goats

Goats

False silly Willy

You never seem to amaze me.

And I try so hard

Typo grovel incoming....

Or not..

(Fluffy - Willy made a typo and meant "cease" - it's on the thread somewhere above)

***

You 2 are really going for the Thread Bundy title.

Thank you both for having my back. Apologies Fluffy for the typo

***

Was that for me Willy?

I read back and didn't see you were attacked or something.

You don't need a hero anyway, you are like a 6'5".

No...Willy attacked Fluffy.

Vicious rabid dog...then pretended it was a typo

(Joke...joke!!!)

He’s such a meanie "

***

To be fair he's nice to me always, not just on the good morning threads.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!! "

If that's your special martial arts skill I'm outta this thread!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!! "

The five balls you mean

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records "

Squash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records "

Hmmmmmm.....all very plausible!!!

The bluff is the Guinness book of records??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

If that's your special martial arts skill I'm outta this thread!

"

That's a marital art...same letters....different order lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

Squash?"

Don't worry he's from Newton Abbot, you get used to it

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"You needed to wait for confirmation you wre correct but as it happens you were so no harm done

Sorry mate

Ahah.

I'm an idiot."

Don't be too hard on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

The five balls you mean "

The goats have gone....the balls are still there lol

OP!!!! Do you see what you have done!!! lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

Hmmmmmm.....all very plausible!!!

The bluff is the Guinness book of records?? "

I've completely lost the plot here...no idea whose turn it is (not mine...but I jumped in...soz).

Off for a coffee break.

This is a(n) hilarious thread...love it xx

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Actually i cheated i was 2 of the three and two people got it right already, damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

Hmmmmmm.....all very plausible!!!

The bluff is the Guinness book of records??

I've completely lost the plot here...no idea whose turn it is (not mine...but I jumped in...soz).

Off for a coffee break.

This is a(n) hilarious thread...love it xx "

Roger that....in a no-goat kind of way lol

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

Hmmmmmm.....all very plausible!!!

The bluff is the Guinness book of records??

I've completely lost the plot here...no idea whose turn it is (not mine...but I jumped in...soz).

Off for a coffee break.

This is a(n) hilarious thread...love it xx "

***

When did you become Fuckface instead of Cunt Sir?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

The five balls you mean

The goats have gone....the balls are still there lol

OP!!!! Do you see what you have done!!! lol

"

Watch and learn. You drop the bait and they all gather. I am doing lrngth and girth on the other thread so I leaving you to it for a while. Behave now

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

Now I lured him to the other thread, who's got the goats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can juggle 5 balls

Indiana Jones I think

I'm going to keep this going for while longer before I reveal the "bluff! lol you were a martial arts champion

Ahhhhh.....it's the tense.... I was yes....but...my bad....sorry !!1 ok I'm the winner winner chicken dinner

I was a county squash champion

I won several tennis championships

I was in the Guiness book of records

Hmmmmmm.....all very plausible!!!

The bluff is the Guinness book of records??

I've completely lost the plot here...no idea whose turn it is (not mine...but I jumped in...soz).

Off for a coffee break.

This is a(n) hilarious thread...love it xx

***

When did you become Fuckface instead of Cunt Sir?

"

It's all part of the weight reduction plan... The aim is to be nice and tight and smooth eventually....and I believe that it's Mr Fuckface lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

The five balls you mean

The goats have gone....the balls are still there lol

OP!!!! Do you see what you have done!!! lol

Watch and learn. You drop the bait and they all gather. I am doing lrngth and girth on the other thread so I leaving you to it for a while. Behave now

"

I'll stay out of that thread.....I'm more akin to goats than length and girth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And before I go....

I was a martial arts champion

I was in an Indiana Jones Movie

I can only juggle with 3 balls....no goats were harmed in any of the above! lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

The five balls you mean

The goats have gone....the balls are still there lol

OP!!!! Do you see what you have done!!! lol

Watch and learn. You drop the bait and they all gather. I am doing lrngth and girth on the other thread so I leaving you to it for a while. Behave now

I'll stay out of that thread.....I'm more akin to goats than length and girth lol"

It's only cucumbers. Who doesn't like a bit of salad or cucumber sandwiches?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 21:05:14]

I honestly didn't remove anything!!!!

But I'm grateful those goats have been removed.

One of them just wouldn't stop ringing.

Unfortunately they had to be surgically removed!!

The five balls you mean

The goats have gone....the balls are still there lol

OP!!!! Do you see what you have done!!! lol

Watch and learn. You drop the bait and they all gather. I am doing lrngth and girth on the other thread so I leaving you to it for a while. Behave now

I'll stay out of that thread.....I'm more akin to goats than length and girth lol

It's only cucumbers. Who doesn't like a bit of salad or cucumber sandwiches? "

I've got goatherd remorse. I want my goats back. And BumBums is leading them astray like some Pied Piper with his cucumbers!

That's just not playing fair!

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