FabSwingers.com forum: Timothy Dalton

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

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"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

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I concur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep he was gash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just didn't cut it.. Pussy cat eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I strongly disagree TD being the worst, sorry!

Until Skyfall, I considered him the second best Bond after Sean Connery.

However, Daniel Craig has now nudged him off the second place post.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I strongly disagree TD being the worst, sorry!

Until Skyfall, I considered him the second best Bond after Sean Connery.

However, Daniel Craig has now nudged him off the second place post.

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I knew you wouldnt be far away to put us right Pearl LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know me too well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I strongly disagree TD being the worst, sorry!

Until Skyfall, I considered him the second best Bond after Sean Connery.

However, Daniel Craig has now nudged him off the second place post.

I knew you wouldnt be far away to put us right Pearl LOL"

No chance! I wouldn't watch any bond film unless it had Sean Connery or Daniel Craig in it! Td was definitely the worst of the rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timothy dalton is a boil on the arse of the James Bond legacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all the Craig bonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skafall was utter shit also...ffs...javier whatshisface was shit too

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Connery was the best 'Ian Fleming' Bond.

Craig is clearly the best entertainment/ value for money Bond.

The others were just makeweights.

Fleming was a literary genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone read the Ian Fleming story octopussy?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Has anyone read the Ian Fleming story octopussy?"

Yes, but I'm not wholly sure Fleming actually wrote it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

He is not a bad as that ugly charmless twat Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

He is not a bad as that ugly charmless twat Craig"

Daniel Craig is not conventionally handsome but very, very fuckable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone read the Ian Fleming story octopussy?

Yes, but I'm not wholly sure Fleming actually wrote it."

Fleming wrote a short story called octopussy

It was bonds first mission

Nothing like the film, completely different planet

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

w r o n g - connery was my favourite, but daniel craig is now the best..

is it me or do other bonds never bleed or get a beating, where as craig does..its more real

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Has anyone read the Ian Fleming story octopussy?

Yes, but I'm not wholly sure Fleming actually wrote it.

Fleming wrote a short story called octopussy

It was bonds first mission

Nothing like the film, completely different planet"

Fleming's "Octopussy and The Living Daylights" is a long way from what we know as Fleming's Bond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons"

We always thought he was a cunt x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons

We always thought he was a cunt x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons

We always thought he was a cunt x"

brilliant in hotfuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dalton played it as Fleming envisaged him. He wasn't supposed to be uber-smooth. The VERY worst must have been Lazenby. But Woody Allen was quite good as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely, James Bond is supposed to be suave and sophisticated which fits Roger Moore to a T, Timothy Dalton definitely does not fit that bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brosnan was pretty cool. I think it's got something to do with which Bond you saw as a kid at the flix.

Loved Roger's portrayal - the one liners were some of the best - he seemed to not be taking things too seriously, which is always healthy!

Craig in the latest one made it a film that stands on it's own as a good picture, let alone a good bond movie.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

If it wasn't for the Bourne trilogy you wouldn't be getting the "bonds" you are now...

Matt Damon rocks....!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"If it wasn't for the Bourne trilogy you wouldn't be getting the "bonds" you are now...

Matt Damon rocks....!"

The Bourne films are brilliant films but Matt Damon is a bit "boyish". I can see the appeal that Daniel Craig has, and for me, he's the best Bond.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"If it wasn't for the Bourne trilogy you wouldn't be getting the "bonds" you are now...

Matt Damon rocks....!

The Bourne films are brilliant films but Matt Damon is a bit "boyish". I can see the appeal that Daniel Craig has, and for me, he's the best Bond.

Body of a god...face like a nik nak..

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

I thought he was great. Better than Roger Moore.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He lives in Belper not far from me, and turned the Bond role down a couple of times because he thought he was too young.

*courtesy of department 007*

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I thought he was quite good and he played the part far more seriously than Roger Moore who played it quite comedic which i wasnt a big fan of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Connery

Daniel Craig

Peirce Brosnan

Timothy Dalton

Roger Moore

George Lazenby

David Niven

But thats just my opinion. Everyone has their own favs.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Sean Connery

Daniel Craig

Peirce Brosnan

Timothy Dalton

Roger Moore

George Lazenby

David Niven

But thats just my opinion. Everyone has their own favs."
Just about agree but would put Dalton above Brosnan

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons

We always thought he was a cunt x"
that made me laugh

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I think I'm right that Timothy Dalton was the only classically trained actor to play James Bond, and the first one to play him in a serious mode.

He only did one Bond film though didn't he? May be if he'd done another one, he might get a little more praise.

I never rated Roger Moore's portrayal. He played it too close to Sean Connery's and didn't quite have the same charisma for me.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I think I'm right that Timothy Dalton was the only classically trained actor to play James Bond, and the first one to play him in a serious mode.

He only did one Bond film though didn't he? May be if he'd done another one, he might get a little more praise.

I never rated Roger Moore's portrayal. He played it too close to Sean Connery's and didn't quite have the same charisma for me. "
I thought he did at least 2 Licence to Kill & The Living Daylights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Timmy D was one of my first crushes.

Something about that bum chin and blue eyes.

*swoons

We always thought he was a cunt x that made me laugh

We aims to please, Hells x

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

He was a shit Shirley, but he wasn't a bad Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that George Lazenby always wins the 'Shitest Bond' prize..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought that George Lazenby always wins the 'Shitest Bond' prize..?? "

The Bond fan club voted him the best ever.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"We all have our favourite Bonds. But I'm sure we can all agree Dalton was shit.

Surely!?

He is not a bad as that ugly charmless twat Craig

Daniel Craig is not conventionally handsome but very, very fuckable!"

TRUE!!!

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

"I strongly disagree TD being the worst, sorry!

Until Skyfall, I considered him the second best Bond after Sean Connery.

However, Daniel Craig has now nudged him off the second place post.

I agree with all that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Licence to Kill & The Living Daylights"

He eventually accepted the roll in Licence

after being approached for the roll of Bond when aged 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be contentious but I find Roger Moore the worst after Live and Let Die he just comes across as a comedy letch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it wasn't for the Bourne trilogy you wouldn't be getting the "bonds" you are now...

Matt Damon rocks....!

The Bourne films are brilliant films but Matt Damon is a bit "boyish". I can see the appeal that Daniel Craig has, and for me, he's the best Bond.

Body of a god...face like a nik nak..

Craig does have a great physique, though personally I reckon he's had a little chemical assistance, and whilst he's not particularly good looking facially its his eyes that make him attractive - they're strong, intelligent eyes.

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

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George Lazanby followed closely by Dalton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Lazanby followed closely by Dalton"

No way - OHMSS is one of the best Bond films and he breaks the fourth wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dalton had 2 very poor films to act in, poor stories, poor villains and not great women! Don't think he made a bad fist of it really. You can't go wrong with Sean followed by pierce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world will be a very dull place if we all like the same people and agree on everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dalton had 2 very poor films to act in, poor stories, poor villains and not great women! Don't think he made a bad fist of it really. You can't go wrong with Sean followed by pierce"

Poor women? The short hairded brunette in license to kill was one of my first crushes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dalton had 2 very poor films to act in, poor stories, poor villains and not great women! Don't think he made a bad fist of it really. You can't go wrong with Sean followed by pierce

Poor women? The short hairded brunette in license to kill was one of my first crushes

Barbara Bach was the first in my wank bank (the spy who...)

Can't think of a Bond girl I wouldn't personally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry but brosnon is the worst bond by far, he has no personality and just kills the character as soon as he opens his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sorry but brosnon is the worst bond by far, he has no personality and just kills the character as soon as he opens his mouth"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am sorry but brosnon is the worst bond by far, he has no personality and just kills the character as soon as he opens his mouth"

As Nixon said, never apologise, never explain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought that George Lazenby always wins the 'Shitest Bond' prize..??

The Bond fan club voted him the best ever."

You're kidding??????? Like they know anything!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My hair is blonde .....dyed blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dalton had 2 very poor films to act in, poor stories, poor villains and not great women! Don't think he made a bad fist of it really. You can't go wrong with Sean followed by pierce

Poor women? The short hairded brunette in license to kill was one of my first crushes

Barbara Bach was the first in my wank bank (the spy who...)

Can't think of a Bond girl I wouldn't personally!"

I did a LOT of wanking over (well, in my dreams!) Jill St John in 'that bikini' in Diamonds are Forever... she was definitely the first Bond Girl in my wank bank..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel Craig for me, rough and fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it wasn't for the Bourne trilogy you wouldn't be getting the "bonds" you are now...

Matt Damon rocks....!

The Bourne films are brilliant films but Matt Damon is a bit "boyish". I can see the appeal that Daniel Craig has, and for me, he's the best Bond.

Body of a god...face like a nik nak..

I always get him confused with a CGI performance, he doesn't look quite human enough. And it's because of his eyes, they don't look real. He looks like he has walked out of one his own PS3 games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to remember that bond was based on real-life rich playboy spies in the employ of the govt. public school types that could genuinely mingle with the rich and powerful in a casino yet handle a situation if they were caught.

Anyway:

Connery- good looking thug in a dinner jacket

Moore- pinch of salt, he said he realised his storylines were a bit 'comic book'

Dalton- serious as a reaction to Moore's films. A bit like Bale's Batman compared to burton 's

Brosnan- best mixture of the lot, i reckon

Craig- a response to the reality and grit of the Bourne films

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Might be contentious but I find Roger Moore the worst after Live and Let Die he just comes across as a comedy letch!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dalton is better in classics. Only Bonds I like are Connery, Moore and Craig, the rest were awful.

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